PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[hash tag]

Is this acquisitions purely to suit his taste or for one of his residences?
Is it in addition to the allocation for the Government Art Collection, which already has a budget?

 

[elbows]

Am I wrong that he's starting to look like Jimmy Savile?

His choice of words and patterns of speech mean that Peter Serafinowicz did a video or two of him dubbed with Jimmy Saviles voice, but I think he has since deleted all the videos from that 'sassy Trump' era from his youtube channel.

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[Serene]

Did Bojo have his trousers on back to front today? He seems to have trouble with dressing himself. It seems to baffle him.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Did Bojo have his trousers on back to front today? He seems to have trouble with dressing himself. It seems to baffle him.

And he doesn't seem to have heard of hairbrushes.

 

[Serene]

The large pockets on the rear of trousers were on the front of him, and the flies on his rear. It seems he has an elasticated waist as buttons and belts are too technical for him.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Deleted because the sound was shit.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

The large pockets on the rear of trousers were on the front of him, and the flies on his rear. It seems he has an elasticated waist as buttons and belts are too technical for him.

BALDRICK: What's that noise?
BLACKADDER: Well if I was feeling malicious, I'd say it's the Prince still trying to put on his trousers after a week!

 

[Serene]

A week later

 

[Calamity1971]

Not sure how old this is, but

 

[ruffneck23]

Not sure how old this is, but

Was just about to post this myself

 

[scalyboy]

Not sure how old this is, but

Very good
She sounds like a market trader: "All yer racists, 2 pound a punnet"

 

[MrSki]

It was from late 2019 I think.

 

[Badgers]

Jaut musing...

If he (hopefully) dies suddenly will there be a street party?

 

[Pickman's model]

Jaut musing...

If he (hopefully) dies suddenly will there be a street party?

No, it will be bigger than that

 

[Badgers]

No, it will be bigger than that

Bigger than Thatcher you think?

 

[Pickman's model]

Bigger than Thatcher you think?

Yes.

 

[existentialist]

Bigger than Thatcher you think?

Thatcher was out of office when she kicked the bucket. All other things aside, I suspect that Johnson karking it while still in harness would make quite a difference. Not least because there would be a sympathetic official reaction that would give the rest of us something to kick against.

 

[Pickman's model]

Thatcher was out of office when she kicked the bucket. All other things aside, I suspect that Johnson karking it while still in harness would make quite a difference. Not least because there would be a sympathetic official reaction that would give the rest of us something to kick against.

Yes, we'd kick against the pricks

 

[Badgers]

His is a heart attack waiting to happen #fingerscrossed

 

[Pickman's model]

His is a heart attack waiting to happen #fingerscrossed

Don't suppose there's any way to make it happen a little faster

 

[Badgers]

Don't suppose there's any way to make it happen a little faster

I am looking for a rifle

 

[BCBlues]

Don't suppose there's any way to make it happen a little faster

A days work might see him off

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Don't suppose there's any way to make it happen a little faster

Tell him Carrie's a man.

 

[existentialist]

Tell him Carrie's a man.

He'd just invite her for a game of soggy biscuit . And then be smug about always winning.

 

[Steel Icarus]

eeeeewwwwwwwwww ffs

 

[MrSki]

Reporting his lying the other side of the world but not here. Who would have thought the head of the BBC was a tory donor?

 

[Storm Fox]

The link seems to be Geo blocked, I used a VPN to view it, I could post the story here, but I don't want to cause any copyright issues for the site.
Would it be ok to post?

 

[Badgers]