PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Sue]

The TUC needs to call an immediate official demonstration in central London. Flooding the 'square mile' with placards and banners and striking workers could force a GE and the possibility of breaking Tory dominance in Westminster. Come on - 'Here we go, here we go, here we go'!

I know you're maybe still pissed from your birthday but .

 

[cupid_stunt]

why though why does he even want to stay until Autumn what for?

So that he's beats May's time as PM.

 

[philosophical]

That Chris Philip is on the telly (last seen with Mick Lynch) thinking to myself ‘is he a cunt’?
I need to check.
“Hey Bunny, you’re a frightful cunt aren’t you?”
“Oh yes”
“That Chris Philip, is he a cunt?”
“Does he appear on Television, and is he a Tory?”
“Yes”
“Then he’s a cunt”

 

[DaveCinzano]

The TUC needs to call an immediate official demonstration in central London. Flooding the 'square mile' with placards and banners and striking workers could force a GE and the possibility of breaking Tory dominance in Westminster. Come on - 'Here we go, here we go, here we go'!

 

[Pickman's model]

why though why does he even want to stay until Autumn what for?

a couple more months on the pm salary

 

[Ax^]

LEAVE MEANS LEAVE!

Get Exit Done

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

i think he wants to stay till the july payroll's done

Close, I reckon. He's notoriously skint, so I suspect he doesn't want to give up the prime ministerial salary. Or the grace and favour accommodation.

 

[redcogs]

I know you're maybe still pissed from your birthday but .

Aye, you could be right sue, but my world is largely an imaginary one.. not much room for harsh things like reality.

 

[Plumdaff]

The TUC needs to call an immediate official demonstration in central London. Flooding the 'square mile' with placards and banners and striking workers could force a GE and the possibility of breaking Tory dominance in Westminster. Come on - 'Here we go, here we go, here we go'!

Let's elect Labour, for an austerity-driven coalition with the Lib Dems and a lack of support for any industrial action!

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[bimble]

He'd earn loads more money if he went off on a speaking tour of idk texas and the black sea resorts though. And i'm not convinced 'stay alive for longer than teresa may' is that important either, why would it be given that he thinks he's Churchill.
It seems mad to me anyway, to want to stay in these circumstances, unless its some version of hang in there wait and see what happens. Don't think he will get to do so .

 

[Yossarian]

why though why does he even want to stay until Autumn what for?

He probably got good odds betting on the departure date months ago.

 

[rubbershoes]

 

[cupid_stunt]

Some Labour MP, 'we've known for some time that the only functioning cabinet in number 10 has been the drinks cabinet.'

 

[Sue]

Let's elect Labour, for an austerity-driven coalition with the Lib Dems and a lack of support for any industrial action!

Catchy! I like it!

 

[T & P]

It's probably been posted aplenty already (haven't read all new the pages on the thread since last evening), but as it is often the case when it comes to Boris, the Daily Star delivers...

 

[cupid_stunt]

Sky interviewing Chris Philp on parliament green, the Billy Hill theme is being played loudly in the background.

 

[PR1Berske]

Greg Clarke has been appointed Secretary of State for Levelling Up.

 

[N_igma]

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

why though why does he even want to stay until Autumn what for?

The money.

 

[bimble]

Do all the resigners get their jobs back if Johnson is made to leave now as in immediately?

 

[elbows]

What are the chances that there will be too much unease about Johnson staying on as caretaker for it to happen? I said last night that he could be the worlds worst caretaker, since he does not take care.

Cummings wants the role to fall to the man with no brain:

 

[bimble]

The money.

Nah it’s a shit salary for him he’s used to many multiples of it it’s not that.

Boris Johnson ‘struggled’ on £164,000 PM's salary, but could earn far more after leaving No10

The Prime Minister is widely reputed to have complained about his finances after making up to £800,000 a year as backbench MP. As he faces life outside Downing Street, his income is likely to increase dramatically

inews.co.uk

 

[rubbershoes]

My 13 year old's class cheered when told by their teacher that Johnson has resigned.

 

[Pickman's model]

Do all the resigners get their jobs back if Johnson is made to leave now as in immediately?

no

 

[philosophical]

Cummings is right.
Johnson wants to be in charge, hope for a war or something, say the landscape has changed, introduce a state of emergency or something and continue.
The Assange/Embassy option is what we need.

 

[Artaxerxes]

still potential fun to be had with Johnson expecting to stay on till September but a sizeable chunk of the party very much opposed. Johnson as "caretaker" could be even more reckless and embarrassing as he really would have nothing to lose.

I was half expecting that letter Sturgeon showed off to be Boris agreeing to a referendum

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

New cabinet incoming?

Which post has Fabricant got

 

[elbows]

There is probably a reasonable chance of an economic emergency in the coming months, since the issues go well beyond inflation/cost of living crisis. The balance of trade is totally fucked, for example.

 

[contadino]

why though why does he even want to stay until Autumn what for?

A few strikes over the summer or an acknowledgement of the new covid wave... Declares some sort of national emergency, decides it's in the country's best interest for him to stay after all...