PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Ax^]

blustercunt reaction incoming

"it gives me a new mandate"


yeah fuck off ya daft cockwomble

 

[gosub]

Dead man walking , but he'll cling on , two defeats in the upcoming by-elections probably wont change that. The 148 need to vote against government legislation to force him out.

Majority 78 so an awkward squad of 40 would hurt

 

[not-bono-ever]

 

[Bingoman]

Dead man walking , but he'll cling on , two defeats in the upcoming by-elections probably wont change that. The 148 need to vote against government legislation to force him out.

Isn't there a opposition motion on the government tomorrow they can support

 

[Lord Camomile]

He knows this is a fucking awful result

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Don't know who that is on the right, but they look like they're holding up a mask of someone else's face over their own...

 

[Ax^]

close to tears


that or some lamb leg lines before he came on tv

 

[not-bono-ever]

Looks like goldsmith

 

[Ax^]

sniffing like Gove in a nightclub

 

[quiet guy]

He's going to be insufferable until the bi-elections and then he'll blame everyone else.

 

[Ax^]

450 to everybody

 

[Rob Ray]

Moooove on, mooove on .... he was tetchy as fuck being interviewed

 

[Ax^]

love the may question

 

[Ax^]

rattled and coked up Johnson gives his response

goes all trump "its the media!!!"

 

[oryx]

His supporters just parroting what he's saying, get on with the job we were elected to do etc., dodging the obvious.

 

[tommers]

His supporters just parroting what he's saying, get on with the job we were elected to do etc., dodging the obvious.

Yeah I had to turn the radio off. That nutter Bone was banging on about "illegal immigrants" crossing the Channel.

 

[TopCat]

Where is Starmer?

 

[magneze]

Already been on.

 

[oryx]

Where is Starmer?

Just been shown on News 24.

Whatever he uttered, it was so bland I can't remember a word of it.

Maybe 'and' or 'the'.

 

[TopCat]

Just been shown on News 24.

Whatever he uttered, it was so bland I can't remember a word of it.

Maybe 'and' or 'the'.

Just saw him, loads of flags. Bland, weak, contemptible.

 

[Pickman's model]

Where is Starmer?

He is the invisible man

 

[oryx]

Reporter on News 24 reporting against a background of someone playing, very loudly, 'The Lunatics Have Taken Over The Asylum'.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Reporter on News 24 reporting against a background of someone playing, very loudly, 'The Lunatics Have Taken Over The Asylum'.

I’ll be putting on Let’s all drink to the death of a clown a lot this week

 

[A380]

 

[steveseagull]

Oh god!

 

[Elpenor]

Two bottles of wine deep at least

 

[Humberto]

Anyone seeking and jealously pursuing and guarding their claim to the highest office is definitley a suspected lunatic. Levity aside: to see it as your ultimate aim is ridiculous.

 

[Dystopiary]

Great track. Funny, I'd never seen the video before.

 

[Wilf]

With 148 having no confidence in him, you'd think they'd be honour bound (ha ha!) to vote for any Labour motion that is critical of johnson without being a direct vote on the government (I think there's one tomorrow on the standards malarkey that johnson has watered down). Again though, it was a secret ballot, so I'd guess that less than half of the 148 would vote against him in public. Yellow bellied shitstreaks that they are.

 

[Wilf]

Anyway, now that's all over, can we get back to Wagatha Christie?

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

Just been shown on News 24.

Whatever he uttered, it was so bland I can't remember a word of it.

Maybe 'and' or 'the'.

Something about beige