PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Sue]

Perfect result. Let the tory battle royale commence

Now there's an idea to conjure with!

 

[Pickman's model]

So what will he do to the 148 I wonder?

Heads on pikes

 

[magneze]

Another year of clusterfuck.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Johnson is gonna be a rage-fuelled shit cannon now, make no mistake.

 

[Ax^]

How?????? Fucks sake

Torys are wankers

 

[steeplejack]

So what will he do to the 148 I wonder?

Use them as hardcore for the foundations of his never-happening airport on the Isle of Grain?

Hollow them out and use them as tubing for a tunnel between Stranraer and Larne?

Have them frozen in liquid nitrogen and use them as novelty umbrella stands in his walk-in fridge?

 

[kabbes]

That’s the two upcoming by-elections lost by the Tories now. Starmer must be delighted.

 

[pinkmonkey]

Bring on the floorshow, gonna lap this one up. He’s fucked. Completely fucked, this is a predictable and bad result for him. Me and my mum gonna be swearing at the telly at PMQ’s.

 

[Kaka Tim]

so next up - two by-elections and the parliamentary report into weather the lying cunt is a lying cunt. And the cabinet are spineless fucks. He might still be there at the next election

 

[billy_bob]

This is a great result. No clean decapitation, but bad enough that he almost certainly won't last long term. So it'll drag on for a bit, as they all turn on each other and he behaves ever more disgracefully, and even the right wing comics turn against him.

 

[steeplejack]

The margin is a little wider than I'd hoped for but the Tory party is split hugely and has kept hold of someone now widely being described as 'electoral asbestos'.

The longer this runs, the more they are damaged. Frustrating for those hoping for a short-term point and laugh but absolutely a better result to ensure this cabal sink with him at the next GE.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Can't wait to see a pissed up Nadine facing the press

 

[Ax^]

Simon hart toading all over the BBC

 

[Artaxerxes]

Boris unique skill is tainting and relying on those who get into bed with him, see Rishi. It’s worked to get him control and means there’s no clear successor waiting given the harrowing attrition of experienced MPs since brexit - a myriad of power blocks means noones got enough oomph to rally the troops.


Hopefully this blissful train wreck continues to wreak havoc and fully tarnish the bunch of rotten bastards, let the infighting continue and be vicious and bloody

 

[Artaxerxes]

Can't wait to see a pissed up Nadine facing the press

“THEY DIDNT BOO!”

 

[brogdale]

This is a great result. No clean decapitation, but bad enough that he almost certainly won't last long term. So it'll drag on for a bit, as they all turn on each other and he behaves ever more disgracefully, and even the right wing comics turn against him.

It is indeed; not least because 211 vermin MPs have now enraged a huge chunk of their popular support by expressing confidence in blustercunt

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[Storm Fox]

It's just a flesh wound.

 

[magneze]

Boris Johnson, just now.

 

[billy_bob]

He knows this is a fucking awful result

 

[Raheem]

He knows this is a fucking awful result

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Looks quite a lot like he's sitting on the handbrake.

 

[Ax^]

nicked from have i got news from you twitter

"Fixed penalty notices: 126 Backbones: 148"

 

[eatmorecheese]

It's very funny that they have both wounded him and yet are still tied to the sack of shit.

I want to see more of those ashen-faced, slurred Dorries performances.

Have they handed the next election to Keef 'Captain Adenoid' Starmer?

 

[gosub]

148 Going to make any Oppostion Day Motion on changes to the Ministerial Code intresting + the enquiry into whether the PM misled Parliament still to come

Over a month til recess and he's wounded

 

[not-bono-ever]

I think The country is in for a swathe of cash back here by whatever means he needs to find to make him loved again. This economic pyramid scheme is going to weigh heavily for the foreseeable

 

[rutabowa]

I think The country is in for a swathe of cash back here by whatever means he needs to find to make him loved again. This economic pyramid scheme is going to weigh heavily for the foreseeable

Maybe they'll do that "eat out" thing for a month again

 

[8ball]

It's very funny that they have both wounded him and yet are still tied to the sack of shit.

Agreed. Would like to have seen a deeper wound, but still good to see the infighting continuing

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Civil war civil war civil war

i don't think it will be all that civil...

 

[not-bono-ever]

Hes uncorking a nice magnum of cheeky red now to celebrate.

 

[marty21]

Dead man walking , but he'll cling on , two defeats in the upcoming by-elections probably wont change that. The 148 need to vote against government legislation to force him out.