Now there's an idea to conjure with!Perfect result. Let the tory battle royale commence
PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat
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Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Heads on pikes
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
Johnson is gonna be a rage-fuelled shit cannon now, make no mistake.
Ax^
Silly Rabbit
steeplejack
trapped lbw for a duck
Use them as hardcore for the foundations of his never-happening airport on the Isle of Grain?
Hollow them out and use them as tubing for a tunnel between Stranraer and Larne?
Have them frozen in liquid nitrogen and use them as novelty umbrella stands in his walk-in fridge?
pinkmonkey
2.4 hour party person
Bring on the floorshow, gonna lap this one up. He’s fucked. Completely fucked, this is a predictable and bad result for him. Me and my mum gonna be swearing at the telly at PMQ’s.
billy_bob
Air of bewilderment model's own
This is a great result. No clean decapitation, but bad enough that he almost certainly won't last long term. So it'll drag on for a bit, as they all turn on each other and he behaves ever more disgracefully, and even the right wing comics turn against him.
steeplejack
trapped lbw for a duck
The margin is a little wider than I'd hoped for but the Tory party is split hugely and has kept hold of someone now widely being described as 'electoral asbestos'.
The longer this runs, the more they are damaged. Frustrating for those hoping for a short-term point and laugh but absolutely a better result to ensure this cabal sink with him at the next GE.
The longer this runs, the more they are damaged. Frustrating for those hoping for a short-term point and laugh but absolutely a better result to ensure this cabal sink with him at the next GE.
beesonthewhatnow
going deaf for a living
Can't wait to see a pissed up Nadine facing the press 
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Boris unique skill is tainting and relying on those who get into bed with him, see Rishi. It’s worked to get him control and means there’s no clear successor waiting given the harrowing attrition of experienced MPs since brexit - a myriad of power blocks means noones got enough oomph to rally the troops.
Hopefully this blissful train wreck continues to wreak havoc and fully tarnish the bunch of rotten bastards, let the infighting continue and be vicious and bloody
Hopefully this blissful train wreck continues to wreak havoc and fully tarnish the bunch of rotten bastards, let the infighting continue and be vicious and bloody
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
It is indeed; not least because 211 vermin MPs have now enraged a huge chunk of their popular support by expressing confidence in blustercunt
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Raheem
Well-Known Member
Looks quite a lot like he's sitting on the handbrake.
eatmorecheese
He's fallen out of the car again
It's very funny that they have both wounded him and yet are still tied to the sack of shit.
I want to see more of those ashen-faced, slurred Dorries performances.
Have they handed the next election to Keef 'Captain Adenoid' Starmer?
I want to see more of those ashen-faced, slurred Dorries performances.
Have they handed the next election to Keef 'Captain Adenoid' Starmer?
not-bono-ever
meh
I think The country is in for a swathe of cash back here by whatever means he needs to find to make him loved again. This economic pyramid scheme is going to weigh heavily for the foreseeable
Maybe they'll do that "eat out" thing for a month again
8ball
Decolonise colons!
Agreed. Would like to have seen a deeper wound, but still good to see the infighting continuing
Puddy_Tat
naturally fluffy
not-bono-ever
meh
Hes uncorking a nice magnum of cheeky red now to celebrate.
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