PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Wilf]

As a Man United fan, I remember Joey Barton getting sent off for QPR in a game that handed the title to citeh. He went off trying to twat all and sundry and said afterwards he was trying to take one of the opposition with him. I'm wondering if johnson could twat kieth on the way out?

 

[Ax^]

nah he more than likely just go home and bash the missus

 

[agricola]

nah he more than likely just go home and bash the missus

I think you mean stub a lit cigar out on a child

 

[Ax^]

and strangle the dog whilst he is at it

 

[Calamity1971]

As a Man United fan, I remember Joey Barton getting sent off for QPR in a game that handed the title to citeh. He went off trying to twat all and sundry and said afterwards he was trying to take one of the opposition with him. I'm wondering if johnson could twat kieth on the way out?

Someone who worked in telegraph office with him said he was awful to be around, and was often unnerved because of his uncontrollable temper.

 

[Calamity1971]

and strangle the dog whilst he is at it

Wouldn't put it past the shitbag.

 

[Wilf]

I surprise myself that my hatred of him has surpassed that of Thatcher, but fucking hell, what a truly odious human being.

 

[brogdale]

BBC, so could well be part of expectation management exercise...but a short thread on shy rebel syndrome..

 

[cupid_stunt]

Political Correspondent for The Guardian...

 

[Wilf]

BBC, so could well be part of expectation management exercise...but a short thread on shy rebel syndrome..

All those tories giving it 'oh, let's wait for the cops... oh let's wait for Sue Gray... oh, something something' What fucking cowards, they've known all along they've had a narcissist and pathological liar in their midst for years.

 

[cupid_stunt]

From Theresa May’s former chief of staff...

 

[brogdale]

All those tories giving it 'oh, let's wait for the cops... oh let's wait for Sue Gray... oh, something something' What fucking cowards, they've known all along they've had a narcissist and pathological liar in their midst for years.

Yep, and they knew that when they put him through to the last two.

 

[Rob Ray]

That's the sallow face of miserable panic I was hoping for

 

[Ax^]

if he wins it let it be around the brexit mark

 

[Bingoman]

From Theresa May’s former chief of staff...

Couldn't agree more

 

[quiet guy]

Queenie will be waiting to accept his resignation as the cherry on top of the Jubilee cake

 

[Ax^]

she should throw a work event with the people present in the palace and invite him into the middle of it for his regisnation

 

[Teaboy]

Away from here I can't see many people saying he's actually going to lose this evening. Just a question of how small a victory it will be and how damaged he will be.

 

[TopCat]

result in ten mins...

 

[Kaka Tim]

seven ...

 

[TopCat]

heheheh

 

[Sue]

Just wondering whether to get a drink in preparation...

 

[Pickman's model]

Just wondering whether to get a drink in preparation...

Yes, keep the bottle handy tho

 

[TopCat]

My best guess, 185 against him.

 

[TopCat]

Just wondering whether to get a drink in preparation...

I'm off the bevy! What timing.

 

[Ax^]

3 minutes ;hmm:

 

[brogdale]

I reckon 75% non payroll against = 142

 

[Sue]

Yes, keep the bottle handy tho

Reckon gin'll work either way.

 

[killer b]

200 against, let's be ambitious.

 

[cupid_stunt]

211 -v- 148

Not the best result, but good enough for now.