PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[steeplejack]

Result to be announced at 2100

Maybe "Big Dog" is off to the nearest Tory-voting vets, to be put down.

 

[stavros]

She mentions The Thick Of It, but watching that I was getting the sense of another comedy classic.

 

[not-bono-ever]

He seems to be wheedling for das boot here.he cannot be that arrogant can he ?

 

[not-bono-ever]

Result to be announced at 2100

Maybe "Big Dog" is off to the nearest Tory-voting vets, to be put down.

The electric collar

 

[not-bono-ever]

He wants out I reckon.

 

[Bingoman]

He wants out I reckon.

Why do you think that

 

[Pickman's model]

Result to be announced at 2100

Maybe "Big Dog" is off to the nearest Tory-voting vets, to be put down.

Boxer is going to the knackers

 

[cupid_stunt]

Why the hell didn't this idiot resign earlier?

 

[Lord Camomile]

He can't remain prime minister long if he's not leader of the party, I thought; he's not voted into office, he's there by dint of leading the largest party.

I do find it weird how so many MPs, with talk of "the country elected him to...", seem to forget no-one beyond the borders of his own constituency did anything of the sort.

Predictable, though.

 

[steeplejack]

Why the hell didn't this idiot resign earlier?

would it have mattered? No one outside his own living room has actually heard of him

 

[cupid_stunt]

would it have mattered? No one outside his own living room has actually heard of him

I think you would find that everyone with a vote tonight has heard of him.

 

[steeplejack]

640 × 480

 

[Lord Camomile]

The Eurovision voting is more entertaining than this.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

If he is forced to resign will go to Windsor to see the queen or will she come back to Buckingham Palace to accept his resignation

i think HM would go off sick again and let jug ears deal with it.

But could Queenie sack him? and would I be correct in thinking he could still call a General Election as fuck them all off.

not sure the question's arisen before. it's probably one of those things where there isn't a written rule, on the expectation that any party leader would do the decent thing and resign as PM. It may be that the only way he could be sacked as PM is if he lost a confidence vote (as in from the house of commons, not just from the party) - and if that happens, that usually triggers a general election.

 

[MickiQ]

If there is any way he can stay even after losing the vote, I'm sure he would be willing to try it and constitutional crisis be damned. It wouldn't surprise me if someone had to break his fingers on the way out to stop him clinging to the door frame.

 

[hegley]

It wouldn't surprise me if someone had to break his fingers on the way out to stop him clinging to the door frame.

 

[dessiato]

apart from assassination

 

[steeplejack]

If there is any way he can stay even after losing the vote, I'm sure he would be willing to try it and constitutional crisis be damned. It wouldn't surprise me if someone had to break his fingers on the way out to stop him clinging to the door frame.

a pissed Boris finally ejected on the 28th November from a wrecked Downing Street amidst a hail of sound grenades and smoke bombs from the SAS

 

[Sue]

would it have mattered? No one outside his own living room has actually heard of him

I reckon even that's debatable.

 

[bluescreen]

If there is any way he can stay even after losing the vote, I'm sure he would be willing to try it and constitutional crisis be damned. It wouldn't surprise me if someone had to break his fingers on the way out to stop him clinging to the door frame.

Well

You’ll need a tank division to drag me out of Downing St, Boris Johnson tells allies

Boris Johnson has told allies that he is determined to cling on to power as he prepares to face a confidence vote as soon as this week.Friends say the prime minister is determined to stay in No 10. “He’s making very clear that they’ll have to send a Panzer division to get him out of there,” one seni

www.thetimes.co.uk

 

[Kaka Tim]

pundits etc all reckon he will survive. to me its astounding that any tory mp thinks they better off with him. Still think its going to be pretty close

 

[Calamity1971]

Well

You’ll need a tank division to drag me out of Downing St, Boris Johnson tells allies

Boris Johnson has told allies that he is determined to cling on to power as he prepares to face a confidence vote as soon as this week.Friends say the prime minister is determined to stay in No 10. “He’s making very clear that they’ll have to send a Panzer division to get him out of there,” one seni

www.thetimes.co.uk

Think we've asked before but, kebabking , any chance there's a few spare?

 

[Raheem]

pundits etc all reckon he will survive. to me its astounding that any tory mp thinks they better off with him. Still think its going to be pretty close

Pundits are right about half the time on anything where the answer isn't obvious.

 

[Artaxerxes]

pundits etc all reckon he will survive. to me its astounding that any tory mp thinks they better off with him. Still think its going to be pretty close

Pundits have proven time and again they don't know a fucking thing the last 8 years

 

[JimW]

Think we've asked before but, kebabking , any chance there's a few spare?

Just get some Ukrainian lad with a tractor.

 

[contadino]

pundits etc all reckon he will survive. to me its astounding that any tory mp thinks they better off with him. Still think its going to be pretty close

There's a trickle of no confidence voting MPs issuing statements about their votes. They're gonna be fucked if he's not done for. He's nothing if not vindictive.

 

[MickiQ]

There's a trickle of no confidence voting MPs issuing statements about their votes. They're gonna be fucked if he's not done for. He's nothing if not vindictive.

Oh hell yes

 

[JimW]

If you come for the king you better not miss.
Should think even a Tory could hit a sack of shit at this range, surely.

 

[Wilf]

i think HM would go off sick again and let jug ears deal with it.

Maybe she could send the nonce.

 

[brogdale]

For info:

The current payroll vote is between 160 and 170 MPs

so non-payroll = about 190.

Maj of non-payroll cuts in at about 95.