PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Smokeandsteam]

Yep, I think the stuff about the cleaners and security is the strongest attack line that comes out of the whole report.

It’s the most sickening for sure, but also the least surprising. The revelation that really stood out for me was the arrival and then departure of a police officer during the partying. The role of the met police in every aspect of Partygate deserves much closer scrutiny.

 

[Chilli.s]

I bet the cleaners and security didnt even get an invite to the parties

 

[xenon]

'Everyone agrees it's time to move on' as the key message I reckon.

Ah, the cost of living (with this Tory government,) crisis.

 

[Elpenor]

Ah, the cost of living (with this Tory government,) crisis.

They don’t care about the cost of living in the same way they didn’t care about covid

 

[Wilf]

I bet the cleaners and security didnt even get an invite to the parties

Would have been a perfect question for the opposition to ask in Parliament.

 

[Wilf]

It’s the most sickening for sure, but also the least surprising. The revelation that really stood out for me was the arrival and then departure of a police officer during the partying. The role of the met police in every aspect of Partygate deserves much closer scrutiny.

Must admit, I was genuinely surprised when johnson got a fpn. Having said that, that level of punishment, which he could make an apology for before Sue Gray's report came out, worked out just perfect for him. Had he not got a single fpn, people would have been furious. I'm not quite down the rabbit hole on this, but johnson's vassals will have been in contact with the Met throughout.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Arise dame sue gray

 

[chemn]

Fuck me that Keith guy is such a fucking wet flannel. What a soppy, soft, floppy cock. Useless. Just.... not worth wasting any more breath on.

Save to say that he clearly wouldn't know the meaning of opposition if it were to be painted in massive letters on the side of a blue whale and dropped on his head from a helicopter. Dick.

 

[ElizabethofYork]

I bet the cleaners and security didnt even get an invite to the parties

Just as well. They'd have got the blame for them, no doubt.

 

[Wilf]

As mentioned upthread, this is a perfect gift to unions seeking to organise cleaners and 'custodians'.

 

[Bingoman]

Johnson Press conference he doesn't think their was any flaws with the rules during the Pandemic?

 

[steveo87]

"Yes some people died, but not everyone - and I was a bit pissed, but it wasn't me that was rude to the ple...- cleaning staff, anyway. Either way, I'm very, very sorry, and now I've got to get Brex....- Cov....- something done."

Also feel free to add, some pun on the word 'korma', and some benale detail that some how it was all Corbyn's fault anyway.

 

[gosub]

Fuck me that Keith guy is such a fucking wet flannel. What a soppy, soft, floppy cock. Useless. Just.... not worth wasting any more breath on.

Save to say that he clearly wouldn't know the meaning of opposition if it were to be painted in massive letters on the side of a blue whale and dropped on his head from a helicopter. Dick.

Tbf I am not sure OFSTED would sign off your teaching methods. Green peace neither

 

[philosophical]

I bet the cleaners and security didnt even get an invite to the parties

They get the crumbs from the tables and the leftover wine in plastic cups.
The plebs ought to be grateful for that.

 

[Ax^]

Johnson Press conference he doesn't think their was any flaws with the rules during the Pandemic?

more than likely you ever hear the cunt be honest

quite sure he is confused what the plebs are kicking off about

 

[ruffneck23]

Well, I think he may have well killed the Tory party now, so not all bad.

 

[Bingoman]

Wow Douglas Ross has said Johnson should not resign, a few months ago he was saying the exact opposite what the hell has change tune?

 

[Wilf]

I saw Rayner was bobbing up and down to get into the debate but didn't get called (unless at the very end after I'd given up on it). Would have been interesting given that she's worked in the very jobs people like johnson ignore and bully.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Well, I think he may have well killed the Tory party now, so not all bad.

The Tory party will be absolutely fine unfortunately.

 

[ruffneck23]

Eddie Mair just read out my tweet on Lbc , about Johnson killing the Tory party

 

[Ax^]

why is it always Fabircunt who is the go to tory for a talking head

 

[Bingoman]

Eddie Mair just read out my tweet on Lbc , about Johnson killing the Tory party

5 minutes of fame lol

 

[ruffneck23]

I feel so proud lol

I have a very low bar for pride.

 

[Pickman's model]

why is it always Fabircunt who is the go to tory for a talking head

The rest of them are talking arses

 

[Bingoman]

I feel so proud lol

I have a very low bar for pride.

The only way is up

 

[gosub]

why is it always Fabircunt who is the go to tory for a talking head

Can't be that many who I reality think what's happened is defensable

 

[Ax^]

aye but the side with the Karen wig on every station bah

 

[brogdale]

No shit.

 

[TopCat]

I feel so proud lol

I have a very low bar for pride.

It’s for the best

 

[TopCat]

The smell of shit and vomit will cling to them. It will not dissipate not matter how the media spin it.