PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[8ball]

I bet there’s faeces smeared over a lot of that expensive wallpaper by now…

 

[spitfire]

That oleaginous scrotum Bridgen openly calling for him to go on Newsight now. Has handed his letter into the 1992 vermin.

 

[steveseagull]

He has lost Andrew Brigden lol. He has sent a letter in to the 1922 lol

 

[brogdale]

That oleaginous scrotum Bridgen openly calling for him to go on Newsight now. Has handed his letter into the 1992 vermin.

As I told him on twatter...is there no honour amongst theiving tory bastards?

 

[steveseagull]

Croydon South toad Chis Philp has been sent out all over the media to bat for Johnson lol

 

[brogdale]

Croydon South toad Chis Philp has been sent out all over the media to bat for Johnson lol

Things are really bad for the regime, then.

 

[quiet guy]

 

[8ball]

What the urb assessment on the most likely thing to happen from here?

Buggered if I’ve got a clue..

 

[agricola]

Is there even a coop near there?

 

[Ax^]

only thing we know for certain Rees mogg is going to release another silly press statement which is licking boris arse

 

[tommers]

What the urb assessment on the most likely thing to happen from here?

Buggered if I’ve got a clue..

He resigns. If he doesn't then they do that thing where they all go in a room and shout at him until he resigns. Then vote of no confidence.

Then we get Sunak, Patel or Gove. At which point we all realise this is all pointless.

 

[8ball]

He resigns. If he doesn't then they do that thing where they all go in a room and shout at him until he resigns. Then vote of no confidence.

Then we get Sunak, Patel or Gove. At which point we all realise this is all pointless.

That’s the thing, they are the only ones I can see in the frame too.
I reckon Sunak will get it if it comes to it.

 

[elbows]

Flipping crikey.

April 16th was my birthday, little did I realise that they got me a present that would take this long to arrive.

 

[tommers]

That’s the thing, they are the only ones I can see in the frame too.
I reckon Sunak will get it if it comes to it.

Dunno. Might be somebody else who comes out of the unholy scrum. Sometimes the big guns get taken out early. Doesn't matter really. They're all pricks.

 

[Kaka Tim]

hes not going to last another 24 hours at this rate.

 

[spitfire]

hes not going to last another 24 hours at this rate.

I'm doing my best to stop drinking but if it happens....

 

[belboid]

Is there even a coop near there?

Nearest one is on the Strand, you’d have to go past a Tesco express to get there. Probably didn’t have the clubcard though

 

[8ball]

Dunno. Might be somebody else who comes out of the unholy scrum. Sometimes the big guns get taken out early. Doesn't matter really. They're all pricks.

I’d ideally like it to be someone who will keep wreaking incremental damage on the Tories though.

 

[brogdale]

who knew that Bryant was such a republican?

 

[Chilli.s]

It'll take the thickest of the scum tory pack to want be replacement for BJ... Patel, Truss or Raab

 

[tommers]

I’d ideally like it to be someone who will keep wreaking incremental damage on the Tories though.

Yeah true. Are any of them competent or good at impersonating humans?

Having thought about it for one minute I reckon Truss. That's my prediction. Or Mordaunt just because she sounds like a villain from Harry Potter.

 

[spitfire]

I’d ideally like it to be someone who will keep wreaking incremental damage on the Tories though.

They're all so fucking dense then although it may not be the "shopping trolley" effect any more it will still be downhill all the way.

 

[8ball]

It'll take the thickest of the scum tory pack to want be replacement for BJ... Patel, Truss or Raab

I’m very bad at this particular game, but can’t see the party going for any of those.

 

[elbows]

I note that the latest story mentioned earlier comes with an added bonus.

One of the events last April marked the departure from government of James Slack, who was the prime minister’s official spokesperson under both Theresa May and Johnson, before becoming Johnson’s director of communications, according to the Telegraph. He is now deputy editor of the Sun.

Although sadly Johnson was elsewhere on this occasion.

Boris Johnson was not at Downing Street that evening, having gone to the prime ministerial country retreat, Chequers, on the Thursday evening and remaining into the weekend.

Two Downing Street parties held evening before Prince Philip’s funeral – reports

About 30 people said to have been at social events night before the Queen mourned her husband alone

www.theguardian.com

 

[Cerv]

Is there even a coop near there?

Just off Trafalgar sq.
its a 24 hour one, but can’t remember what time they have to stop selling drinks

 

[brogdale]

Ooof...

 

[elbows]

Its perfect for the press because they love to use the sad faced, socially distant queen in mourning images, and what an opportunity this is to combine some of their favourite subjects.

I shall contribute in my own way by recalling various sea-themed aspects of the dead Philip ceremony.

Philip, who served with distinction in the Navy during the Second World War, once described the sea as “an extraordinary master or mistress”.

“It has such extraordinary moods that sometimes you feel this is the only sort of life and 10 minutes later you’re praying for death,” he said.

The First Lesson (Ecclesiasticus 43. 11–26), read by the Dean of Windsor, speaks of monsters and “wonderful creatures” seen by those exploring the oceans.

It reads: “Those who sail the sea tell stories of its dangers, which astonish all who hear them; in it are strange and wonderful creatures, all kinds of living things and huge sea-monsters.”

Among the prayers, the dean will ask for the duke to be granted the “ancient promise” that God will be with those who “go down to the sea in ships and occupy their business in great waters”.

Johnson is at sea in an unworthy vessel - I dont think the fridge is going to stay afloat for much longer, and the coast guard have been told to create a hostile environment for him rather than help out.

 

[Dystopiary]

Wonder what Dorries will say tomorrow on Sky.

 

[two sheds]

I note that the latest story mentioned earlier comes with an added bonus.



Although sadly Johnson was elsewhere on this occasion.

Two Downing Street parties held evening before Prince Philip’s funeral – reports

About 30 people said to have been at social events night before the Queen mourned her husband alone

www.theguardian.com

Could be wrong but I think Private Eye had a story that the Sun for some reason was almost the only paper that didn't run that story on its front page.

 

[Sue]

I'm doing my best to stop drinking but if it happens....

Yeah, Dry January could be off if Johnson goes.

(Not that I'm sure he will and it's obviously not like whoever replaces him will be an better but...)