PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[brogdale]

Cummings said this sort of thing was next:



...under a portrait of Fatch!

Sweet.

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

Why March? And why have you posted a vid of some random idiot in a car talking shit?

He's not a random idiot, he's artist taxi driver aka chunky mark, renowned for his political rants in his taxi

Mark McGowan (performance artist) - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Sue]

Was wondering what the Sundays were going to come up with.

 

[Orang Utan]

He's not a random idiot, he's artist taxi driver aka chunky mark, renowned for his political rants in his taxi

Mark McGowan (performance artist) - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

He’s still an idiot who can’t string a sentence together. He’s not someone for folk to get their opinions off.

 

[DaveCinzano]

He’s still an idiot who can’t string a sentence together. He’s not someone to for folk to get their opinions off

Siri, show me something incredibly ferrous

 

[MrSki]

He’s still an idiot who can’t string a sentence together. He’s not someone to for folk to get their opinions off

He does an amusing summery of the papers every day. If he is not your cup of tea then fair enough but others enjoy it.

 

[Orang Utan]

Siri, show me something incredibly ferrous

 

[DaveCinzano]

He does an amusing summery of the papers every day

Though his autumnals can be a right downer

 

[Orang Utan]

He does an amusing summery of the papers every day. If he is not your cup of tea then fair enough but others enjoy it.

It’s just like being in a work canteen when some idiot starts reading the paper out to you, with his own trite footnotes, when all you’re trying to do is read the papers yourself

 

[DaveCinzano]

It’s just like being in a work canteen when some idiot starts reading the paper out to you, with his own trite footnotes, when all you’re trying to do is read the papers yourself

Theres an easy solution to that - bring in your own sandwiches and eat them on the shitter

 

[Orang Utan]

Theres an easy solution to that - bring in your own sandwiches and eat them on the shitter

Not that kind of canteen - we have to bring our own food. But I usually sit outside so I don’t have to listen to ignorant colleagues or the fucking radio blasting out of a big telly

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Theres an easy solution to that - bring in your own sandwiches and eat them on the shitter

I used to work with someone who did that.

 

[DaveCinzano]

I used to work with someone who did that.

Nietzschean hyper-efficiency

 

[brogdale]

Was wondering what the Sundays were going to come up with.

Mirror giving blustercunt a whole week to lie himself into a corner before springing the photo evidence; well played.

 

[Artaxerxes]

It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas

 

[brogdale]

Tory twitter machine has been closed down about 10 mins ago.

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Mirror giving blustercunt a whole week to lie himself into a corner before springing the photo evidence; well played.

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Only the cunts who were stupid enough to vote for him.

 

[mx wcfc]

I used to work with someone who did that.

It was only just after email became a thing, but we got an email from the Managing Partner asking that staff refrain from taking the office copy of The Times to the shitter with them.

(The culprit was an elderly partner, who they wanted out)

 

[Sue]

Mirror giving blustercunt a whole week to lie himself into a corner before springing the photo evidence; well played.

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It's all in the timing. (As I said before, there was bound to be phone photo/video evidence which you might've reckoned would give them pause for thought on the barefaced lying front...but nope, they are that shit.)

 

[brogdale]

a real meme-fest out there on twatter

 

[brogdale]

 

[brogdale]

Bit tricky that Raab's self-isolating; who's going to do the Sunday am media round to say it's all OK cuz it happened in the past?

 

[Sue]

Bit tricky that Raab's self-isolating; who's going to do the Sunday am media round to say it's all OK cuz it happened in the past?

'Self isolating' eh?

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

a real meme-fest out there on twatter

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shaming refugees?
have you no shame?

 

[Calamity1971]

 

[steeplejack]

Blergh. Check out the cringing catchfart to Johnson's right. A toxic blend of adulation and sycophancy, like a super-sugared grey candyfloss

 

[bluescreen]

I'm puzzled. What does that photo prove? Can someone explain how it shows something worse than a Zoom call with two other people present in the room? And the two other people are perhaps colleagues anyway (who should have been masked). The article says

A source said many staff huddled by computers, conferring on questions and knocking back fizz, wine and beer from a local Tesco Metro.

In one office, the insider said, there were four teams, each made up of six people

so there were 24 people in one room somewhere else, of which Johnson may have been unaware and there is no photographic evidence so far.

The photo is hardly the gotcha that's being claimed.

He's still a lying unprincipled twat though.

 

[brogdale]

With almost perfect comic timing....

 

[brogdale]

I'm puzzled. What does that photo prove? Can someone explain how it shows something worse than a Zoom call with two other people present in the room? And the two other people are perhaps colleagues anyway (who should have been masked). The article says

so there were 24 people in one room somewhere else, of which Johnson may have been unaware and there is no photographic evidence so far.

The photo is hardly the gotcha that's being claimed.

He's still a lying unprincipled twat though.

Yes, that's the No.10 line so far..."it was a virtual quiz..."

 

[Sue]

I'm puzzled. What does that photo prove? Can someone explain how it shows something worse than a Zoom call with two other people present in the room? And the two other people are perhaps colleagues anyway (who should have been masked). The article says

so there were 24 people in one room somewhere else, of which Johnson may have been unaware and there is no photographic evidence so far.

The photo is hardly the gotcha that's being claimed.

He's still a lying unprincipled twat though.

Obviously need to read the story (can't see it on their website) but not sure how much that really matters at the moment. The steady drip drip of shit is what's popcorn worthy right now.