PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[philosophical]

A better fantasy than winning the lottery is dreaming of a picture or video emerging of that cunt Johnson shit faced at one of those parties.

 

[MickiQ]

A better fantasy than winning the lottery is dreaming of a picture or video emerging of that cunt Johnson shit faced at one of those parties.

Much more likely to come true as well

 

[teqniq]

John Bercow being somewhat frank:

 

[elbows]

I don't think so. Those pricks on your social media would not have done whatever it is they're vowing not to do anyway, imo. i really don't think this latest revelation of how its one rule for us / they're a pack of contemptible liars will make any significant difference to 'compliance', that ship sailed with barnard castle. People just either do or don't choose to take precautions regardless of the government being revealed for the 783rd time to be a nest of evil clowns.

Yeah, the party shit and a few other factors mean we might expect some erosion of compliance, but I'm not sure the phenomenon will be huge compared to previous waves, especially if real world data shows bad shit happening on the pandemic front.

 

[Badgers]

A better fantasy than winning the lottery is dreaming of a picture or video emerging of that cunt Johnson shit faced at one of those parties.

Snorting a line of gak off Priti Patels tits

 

[Pickman's model]

Snorting a line of gak off Priti Patels tits

Pass the mind bleach

 

[quiet guy]

He's hoping nothing gets leaked before next Thursday. After that he'll keep on evading any responsibility until the rats in his party turn on him

 

[not-bono-ever]

Who could have ever seen this coming ?

Oh he's clever alright, his buffoonery is a front. He's a fucking dangerous cunt & make no mistake!

old 2016 post but proved right

 

[tim]

Fucking hell though, imagine accepting a job as boris johnson's ethics adviser. It's like taking on the role of Peter Stringfellow's feminism mentor.

Assembling miniature plastic fighter planes would seem to be a natural progression from painting buses on wooden boxes, and one for which, given the fiddly complexity of the kits, one would imagine an expert feeling no shame if asked to mentor our Prime Minister.

 

[extra dry]

everyone has had enough..not my PM - he is going to be gone by March 2022 - in my humble opinion

 

[gosub]

John Bercow being somewhat frank:

Why did John Major refuse to have a one on one meeting with the Chancellor of the Exchequer on Black Wednesday?

 

[splonkydoo]

everyone has had enough..not my PM - he is going to be gone by March 2022 - in my humble opinion

Off to to pengos with that lad in the video as well. He's had a long enough run of it, and they are getting hungry.

 

[N_igma]

‘Matt lad, give that dealer one last ring’

 

[Badgers]

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

No sympathy for Stratton, she left a stable media career & joined a toxic government, wtf was she thinking?

A stable media career that involved humiliating a single mother by misrepresenting her as unemployed when she was a working, a report by Allegra Stratton that the BBC subsequently formally apologised for.

Newsnight clip featuring Allegra Stratton ‘humiliating’ woman on benefits resurfaces

A leaked video of Downing Street staff laughing and joking about an alleged party that the government hosted during last year’s Christmas lockdown has sparked uproar and reignited criticism of Allegra Stratton, the prime minister’s former press secretary.Stratton, who worked as Boris Johnson’s...

www.indy100.com

She was apparently thinking, as she apparently was then, that there's us and them, the little people are worthy of contempt.

 

[Serge Forward]

She clearly made the wrong "choices"

 

[Badgers]

She clearly is a waste of a skin

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

It's almost like they're bent.

I'm shocked!

 

[Ax^]

next pm all sorted

 

[Puddy_Tat]

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

I disagree, my theory of Johnson is that his whole thing is a craven desire to be liked. He has no actual opinions or ideas only the desire to please the crowd, hence the clown act the two brexit articles all that.
Nothing to do with conscience but when the people who read comments sections & his favourability ratings etc tell him that people in general are no longer entertained they are bored & they kind of hate you now, he will care about that imo.

I don't think he cares whether or not he's liked. I think he's contemptuous of other people, because he's such a narcissist. Yes, he seems to love an audience and adoration, likes to be centre of attention, likes to be liked, he acts the class joker, the bumbling clown, he likes to amuse and to entertain, but I suspect that's part of his power play - he can manipulate people, he can make them laugh - he's so arrogant and supremely confident that if he thinks people don't like him/his performance, then they're the ones who are in the wrong for failing to appreciate him and his marvellousness.

Consider the letter from his school master:



A leopard doesn't change its spots.

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

See my theory about Johnson is based on Robert Heinlein’s multi universe fictions concept. That there are many universes created by intelligence and so what are fictional places in our world ( Oz, Wonderland etc are real elsewhere). In another universe a Sub Geoffrey Archer author wrote a book about hubris based on an incompetent amoral not very bright chancer with a burning desire to be PM who is destroyed by his own weaknesses and by fate. And we are living in that book.

I thought it was Hugh Everett who came up with the multiverse theory?

This documentary by his son Mark Everett, lead singer E of Eels, was fascinating.

BBC Four - Parallel Worlds, Parallel Lives

Rock singer Mark Everett learns about the quantum physicist father he never really knew.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[mx wcfc]

 

[Puddy_Tat]

next pm all sorted

Larry is civil service, not a politician

I understand he holds Permanent Under Secretary of State grade

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

Keynes tempered his vast catalogue of thought by adding the proviso of irrational animal instinct being able to trash any idea of logic in behaviour. I dread to think what animal instinct drives the decision making of our esteemed PM. Hopefully the penguins will be able to sort that particular problem out.

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What's with all the penguin/pengo stuff?

 

[brogdale]

What's with all the penguin/pengo stuff?

Might be easiest to put "Grytviken" into the forum search function, tbh.
It's basically the inpenguinisation plans of our very own cunt finder general.

 

[MrSki]

 

[Orang Utan]

everyone has had enough..not my PM - he is going to be gone by March 2022 - in my humble opinion

Why March? And why have you posted a vid of some random idiot in a car talking shit?

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

Surprised they haven't yet claimed it was Larry the cats party.

Here's hoping nothing happens to Larry, given the need for a dead cat.

 

[sleaterkinney]

Snorting a line of gak off Priti Patels tits

Thanks for that.