RileyOBlimey
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Cocaine has to short a half life
why drug testing is crap really
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Cocaine has to short a half life
why drug testing is crap really
the next excuse is that the prime minister has been misplaced and a cat ate his homework, which would have explained all of this to everyone's satisfactionWhat's the next excuse? 'Oh number 10 Downing Street! I thought you meant number 10 Acacia Gardens where they've not a party since VE Day'
the next excuse is that the prime minister has been misplaced and a cat ate his homework, which would have explained all of this to everyone's satisfaction
How long before we find out he was there?
Tell him it's a party.Cobra meeting called as No10 warns Covid hospitalisations and deaths may rise
Top Tory Michael Gove will chair a meeting of the Government's emergency Cobra committee with the devolved leaders amid fears over the Omicron variantwww-mirror-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org
Will he bother this time?
yesJohnson not hosting cobra? Lazy or because he can’t stand the other leaders?
Aye, BOTHJohnson not hosting cobra? Lazy or because he can’t stand the other leaders?
'There were no parties... all guidelines were followed... so I was told... I was probably upstairs at the time... erm, Get Brexit Done... erm, erm, gosh.. can you come back Dominic?'
this doesn't actually matter for the execution of a joke.He doesn't actually live at No. 10.
this doesn't actually matter for the execution of a joke.
sadly the list of people with means, motive and opportunity means it won't be as simple as miss scarlett in the billiards room with the lead pipingSo.... guesses as to who leaked the video? Mine is on Lee Cain, he was head of Boriscomms until he was booted out at end of December. Would seemingly have the motivation and access to the tapes, no?
sadly the list of people with means, motive and opportunity means it won't be as simple as miss scarlett in the billiards room with the lead piping
More a sort of outpost of Canary Wharf.Hundreds of offices. Bullshitting prick. It’s not Canary Wharf.
what actually happened were that there were numerous leaks of the video made over a short period of time by people who heard that someone else was going to leak it and who tried to get in first. it has thus far proved impossible to determine who leaked first and a stewards' inquiry is being heldOK captain obvious. So it wasn't Cameron in the cellar with the pig-fucking who done it either, then?
More comical shitness from Labour:
A good part of the reason Johnson is seemingly immovable and untouchable is just how bad the opposition are. This is Annalise Dodds ducking and weaving the question of where Johnson shoild resign, like she's facing a hostile over from Malcolm Marshall in 1984.
Why would anyone wanting a fundamental change in how things are done / run do anything more than lob a scornful laugh Labour's way? They're barely even worth that,
More comical shitness from Labour:
A good part of the reason Johnson is seemingly immovable and untouchable is just how bad the opposition are. This is Annalise Dodds ducking and weaving the question of where Johnson should resign, like she's facing a hostile over from Malcolm Marshall in 1984.
Why would anyone wanting a fundamental change in how things are done / run do anything more than lob a scornful laugh Labour's way? They're barely even worth that
More comical shitness from Labour:
A good part of the reason Johnson is seemingly immovable and untouchable is just how bad the opposition are. This is Annalise Dodds ducking and weaving the question of where Johnson should resign, like she's facing a hostile over from Malcolm Marshall in 1984.
Why would anyone wanting a fundamental change in how things are done / run do anything more than lob a scornful laugh Labour's way? They're barely even worth that.
And probably only three people turned up, leaving ample room for social distancing.The only explanation for her being that shit is that Labour had their own parties last Christmas. Good thing is that they were so boring, no one has any recollection of them.