PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[bluescreen]

Really? He expected Johnson to tell him the truth? How fucking naive is that.

Johnson expected him to be a patsy.

 

[Wilf]

Fucking hell though, was the world of satire having a nap when they announced johnson was getting an ethics adviser!!!!

The Worst Jobs in History (TV Series 2004– ) ⭐ 8.3 | Documentary

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[bluescreen]

Fucking hell though, was the world of satire having a nap when they announced johnson was getting an ethics adviser!!!!

The Worst Jobs in History (TV Series 2004– ) ⭐ 8.3 | Documentary

45m

www.imdb.com

Didn't he actually appoint his own ethics adviser?

 

[Wilf]

Didn't he actually appoint his own ethics adviser?

Yes, though he took soundings before he appointed his Useless Cunt Grandee and his Fuck You, I'm In It for Myself Regulator.

 

[Wilf]

The combined talents of Brass Eye, The Thick of It and The Office couldn't do justice to this. We must have been hearing about the Ethics feller for a while now but your brain just can't take on board any more absurdities. Then suddenly, there it is in all its glory: 'Boris' had/had an ethics adviser.

 

[elbows]

He wasnt listening properly and so thought he was just appointing another thick advisor.

 

[elbows]

Perhaps one with some sort of digital online portfolio, e-thicks.

I'll get my coat. Oh, I must have left it at a party.

 

[Wilf]

What happens when you cease to be an ethics advisor, do they break your moral compass?

 

[elbows]

What happens when you cease to be an ethics advisor, do they break your moral compass?

Depends how you are doing in the north poles.

I looked into the e-thicks role, it involves checking the state of Dorries tweets.

 

[bluescreen]

What happens when you cease to be an ethics advisor, do they break your moral compass?

Only if you had one in the first place AND if they recognise one when they see it.
Fail on point 2.

 

[Wilf]

Depends how you are doing in the north poles.

I looked into the e-thicks role, it involves checking the state of Dorries tweets.

I do hope Labour nominate Dominic Cummings for the New Year's Honours List. Lady Barbara Castle and Lord Barnard Castle would be the ultimate Lords power couple.

 

[elbows]

I do hope Labour nominate Dominic Cummings for the New Year's Honours List. Lady Barbara Castle and Lord Barnard Castle would be the ultimate Lords power couple.

She's been dead for nearly 20 years but I dont think that stopped her going for a drive to make sure.

 

[Wilf]

She's been dead for nearly 20 years but I dont think that stopped her going for a drive to make sure.

Yes, but she turns in her grave having been replaced as MP for Blackburn by Jack Straw, which makes her considerably more animate than Cummings.

 

[Ming]

He doesn’t have a conscience. He’s a psychopath like most of his organization. And the sooner the non-psychopathic end of the spectrum start realising this the better off we’ll all be.

 

[Orang Utan]

 

[xenon]

I would like to fully endorse my support for Boris Johnson continuing as PM. The longer he is there the more damage he can do to the Conservatives. He should not be allowed to go quietly.

 

[bluescreen]

Erm.~

He's a selfish twat.
Who deludes people because he's found a weird way of flattering them into liking him.
He's a selfish unprincipled twat.
He's a selfish unprincipled thoughtless twat.
He likes being liked but he likes power more.
He's a selfish unprincipled thoughtless twat who's succeeded in being liked

I would like to fully endorse my support for Boris Johnson continuing as p.m. The longer he is there the more damage he can do to the Conservatives. He should not be allowed to go quietly.

The longer he is there the more damage he does to the constitution and the whole country.
That's not to say his Tory successor will be anything but worse.

Has the next Labour Prime Minister been born yet?

 

[krtek a houby]

Has the next Labour Prime Minister been born yet?

The stars are not yet aligned

 

[Raheem]

Could be that the next Labour prime minister will die before they get in.

 

[bluescreen]

Could be that the next Labour prime minister will die before they get in.

Could be that the world is such a weird place that the next Labour Prime Minister... [complete the sentence any way you like, it won't be true.]

 

[krtek a houby]

Could be that the world is such a weird place that the next Labour Prime Minister... [complete the sentence any way you like, it won't be true.]

will be a Tory

 

[splonkydoo]

The next Labour Prime Minister will be the Prime Minister of England.

 

[Dogsauce]

what sort of dismal grasping cunt on a salary like his c won’t by their own fucking decor.

It was reported at the time of the wallpaper story that he was trying to tap up donors to pay for a nanny for his kid.

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[rubbershoes]

So he had a baby yesterday. Is there any word on who the mother is?

 

[killer b]

Labour ahead in the by election.

Unfortunately not - its a poorly worded paragraph (perhaps on purpose) - Labour are 6 points ahead in a national poll, not in a constituency poll. They only bother doing constituency polls when it's a labour seat that they think the tories might win.

 

[clicker]

 

[Kaka Tim]

Unfortunately not - its a poorly worded paragraph (perhaps on purpose) - Labour are 6 points ahead in a national poll, not in a constituency poll. They only bother doing constituency polls when it's a labour seat that they think the tories might win.

lib dems most likely challengers apparently. possible they might win given the shit show of the last seven days.

 

[killer b]

lib dems most likely challengers apparently.

this is what the lib dems would like you to think.