PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[stavros]

Are any of the newspapers focussing on the MET's mad lie as the main story?

That they don't investigate crimes retrospectively? Yes, that does provoke a few questions on their place in the space-time continuum.

 

[bimble]

That they don't investigate crimes retrospectively? Yes, that does provoke a few questions on their place in the space-time continuum.

not that, that was Raab a few days ago. The MET police's statement yesterday, that they won't investigate any events in downing street because they have no access to any evidence.

 

[oryx]

At the risk of stating the obvious, to say they have no evidence is a total cop-out (no pun intended).

Doesn't Downing Street have a police guard 24/7? How easy would it be to ask for statements of who they saw coming and going, and what else they saw?

 

[Hollis]

* chortle *

 

[bimble]

At the risk of stating the obvious, to say they have no evidence is a total cop-out (no pun intended).

Doesn't Downing Street have a police guard 24/7? How easy would it be to ask for statements of who they saw coming and going, and what else they saw?

exactly, why is this not the main story ffs, it is utterly absurd the MET statement. That being let slide i find actually scary, like failed state type situation.

 

[Badgers]

Boris Johnson announced on Wednesday that an inquiry would be carried out by top civil servant Simon Case, after a video from last year emerged of government staff joking about a party that took place on 18 December - a day on which more than 400 Covid deaths were reported.

Cunts

 

[Badgers]

Boris Johnson’s top communications adviser ‘was at party in No 10’, report says

Report comes as inquiry into Downing Street gatherings widened

www.independent.co.uk

 

[RileyOBlimey]

Drug test the hair of all attendees

 

[Badgers]

Nicola Sturgeon calls Boris Johnson 'corrupt' and tells him to resign

She is the most high-profile politician to call for the PM to go.

metro.co.uk

 

[bluescreen]

not that, that was Raab a few days ago. The MET police's statement yesterday, that they won't investigate any events in downing street because they have no access to any evidence.

 

[brogdale]

 

[weepiper]

Nicola Sturgeon calls Boris Johnson 'corrupt' and tells him to resign

She is the most high-profile politician to call for the PM to go.

metro.co.uk

'I almost feel a little bit of sympathy for Douglas Ross today' ooh, shade Nicola

 

[not a trot]

Nicola Sturgeon calls Boris Johnson 'corrupt' and tells him to resign

She is the most high-profile politician to call for the PM to go.

metro.co.uk

Nicola Sturgeon calls Boris a cunt, is the headline I want to see.

 

[Orang Utan]

Allegra Stratton’s tears – oh dear, how sad, never mind - Anarchist Communist Group

Typical Allegra - always breaking down and disappointing families at Xmas. Oh wait, that’s Allegro…

 

[elbows]

Boris Johnson’s top communications adviser ‘was at party in No 10’, report says

Report comes as inquiry into Downing Street gatherings widened

www.independent.co.uk

Thats the other thing about this which can enhance and prolong the damage, details of the people involved and the nature of the party can be used to create a steady drip, drip of revelations.

The BBC are covering it as their top story on the website at the moment.

Boris Johnson's press chief Jack Doyle spoke at No 10 party last year

Jack Doyle gave a speech and handed out awards at the gathering on 18 December, it is understood.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[elbows]

We can make up which categories of awards there may have been. Biggest pandemic lie of the week. Best lockdown delayer of the week. Superspreader of the week, etc.

 

[elbows]

And this weeks award for the most popular human dish on the penguins menu goes to.....

 

[elbows]

And for the fourth week in a row the winner of the 'most covid secure member of the team' award cannot be here in person to collect their trophy.

 

[xenon]

what sort of dismal grasping cunt on a salary like his c won’t by their own fucking decor.

 

[Artaxerxes]

what sort of dismal grasping cunt on a salary like his c won’t by their own fucking decor.

The thing about wealth is its addictive. It's why the rich are always fucking people over to get more.

"I couldn't possibly live without my 4 bedrooms filled with Fabergé eggs and my daily dose of Harrods finest caviar"

 

[Pickman's model]

Typical Allegra - always breaking down and disappointing families at Xmas. Oh wait, that’s Allegro…

No, this is the vauxhall allegra stratton

 

[MrSki]

 

[N_igma]

The lady’s not for turning down a good sesh

 

[Supine]

Didn’t notice the party in my house guv

 

[brogdale]

The lady’s not for turning down a good sesh

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Life & soul of the paaaaaartee

 

[A380]

That they don't investigate crimes retrospectively? Yes, that does provoke a few questions on their place in the space-time continuum.

West End Central Police Station earlier:

 

[Wilf]

This has that geidt feller on the point of resigning along with Labour ahead in the by election.

MSN

www.msn.com

When you ethics adviser resigns because of you lying to him, having a report saying you've lied and then ignoring the report you should be at the point where the most tenacious barnacle gets prised off. However a thing like johnson probably needs both bets to come in before he resigns, to spend more time with his families/dynasty/gene pool.

 

[two sheds]

Really? He expected Johnson to tell him the truth? How fucking naive is that.

 

[Ax^]

Drug test the hair of all attendees

Cocaine has to short a half life

why drug testing is crap really

 

[Wilf]

Fucking hell though, imagine accepting a job as boris johnson's ethics adviser. It's like taking on the role of Peter Stringfellow's feminism mentor.