PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat
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Starry Wisdom
the story is credited to pa media and otherwise spells his name correctly
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
I to would like to offer my sympathies towards Boris new child at this difficult time.
Eventually the kid will grow up and be free though
Eventually the kid will grow up and be free though
Or freeload?
Yeah. They see him as someone they freeload off/from.
Spandex
A crazy bulbous punchbag of sound
Yeah, but at least the next Tory PM wouldn't be Johnson, with his showman's ability to promise a brighter future which had worked so well until now.
Obviously any replacement for him would still be a Tory, deserving of being taken to the woods and shot in the back of the head, but look at the contenders:
Sunak - if he became PM he'd soon be revealed as a useless lightweight financier dedicated to the markets, start banging on about deficits, bring back cuts and austerity and the red wall Tories, whose heads had been turned by Johnson's empty promises of increased spending, would disappear in droves.
Gove - everyone hates Gove. Voters look at his hateable goblinoid face and hate him. Tories look at his disloyalty and hate him. Even his wife hates him. Which is good, as if he wasn't so hated and somehow managed to get the PM job he'd probably be competently evil.
Hunt - has spent the last few years keeping well away from the Johnson omnishamles, sniping at it from the sidelines in an attempt to be a clean pair of hands when the time comes. He's worked hard at cultivating an image of not being a swivel eyed headbanger and, as such, I can't see the Tory membership going for him.
Truss - the membership dream of a second coming of Thatcher and will vote for the woman who promises this. But Truss is a fucking idiot and it'd be May all over again.
Javid - no-one would vote for this weird, cold alien. If the membership were crazy enough to go for him, which they wouldn't, his reign as PM would be short enough for him to hopefully not do too much damage to the country.
Raab - he's a fucking idiot and everyone knows it. He's only Deputy PM at the moment to make Johnson look competent by comparison. No chance.
Patel - there's no way she'd get voted as PM. Too stupid, too hateable and everyone knows it.
Who does that leave? Some anonymous man in a suit like Dowden or Tugendhat that would make Starmer look good by comparison.
The current success of the Tory party is built in Johnson's image. If he's finally fucked it and the Tories drop him they'll be in a mess for years.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
we would have a brighter future as soon as johnson departed
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
theresa may appears in contrast with johnson quite the stateswoman
steveseagull
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Incoming scandal
steveseagull
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Coming thick and fast. Caught lying to a parliamentary investigation.
In theory I think this could lead to a lengthy ban from parliament and a recall petition from his constituency. I suspect the Tory party would rather have shot of him than have to go through all that again whilst him being PM.
This looks very serious to me but I also am aware he has the ability to slime out of most things
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In theory I think this could lead to a lengthy ban from parliament and a recall petition from his constituency. I suspect the Tory party would rather have shot of him than have to go through all that again whilst him being PM.
This looks very serious to me but I also am aware he has the ability to slime out of most things
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LeytonCatLady
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Poor little girl, having that misogynist for a dad.
Monkeygrinder's Organ
Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager
He's able to get out of things more because of who's prepared to let him get away with his wibbling evasion than any particular talent. It does seem as if the people who actually have the power to damage him - Tory MPs and the media primarily - are showing some signs they might not be prepared to keep going along with it.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
yeh but on the bright side as soon as he goes into the nairac apparatus in grytviken she won't have a racist, sexist and misogynist liar for a dad
elbows
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I note that the November 27th party is on the list of ones that are going to be formally investigated:
Christmas parties row: Three gatherings to be investigated by top civil servant
Labour says the PM must resign if he is found to have misled MPs about last year's gatherings.
www.bbc.co.uk
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
That doesn't make it any better. You can be female and still be sexist, it's not an automatic exemption.
elbows
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Kaka Tim
Half Arsed and Slapdash till I Die
dont think the fine detail over what he said about the flat will be enough - bluff and waffle could be enough to muddy the waters in the public mind. As soon as the pics come out of him at the downing street christmas bash , sat in the "dentists chair" , with a SPAD on his lap and getting tequila poured down his throat - he's toast.
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Starry Wisdom
there was no spad on his lap. as reported earlier in the thread he arrived pre-loaded and dressed as santa and within half an hour, shitfaced, divested himself of his attire
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Boris is always in the lavvie at parties
Dystopiary
putting up a hook to hang my hopes upon
But seriously, bet he was begging her to do star jumps and all sorts last week last week.
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Starry Wisdom
yeh he was literally shitfaced
teqniq
DisMembered
Not that he Met will take any notice or Johnson for that matter:
bylinetimes.com
Conservative Voters Say Met Police Should Investigate Downing Street Parties – Poll
A clear majority of voters surveyed also believe that Boris Johnson should resign as Prime Minister, an exclusive Omnisis poll indicates
bylinetimes.com
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Starry Wisdom
a deal has been doneNot that he Met will take any notice or Johnson for that matter:
Conservative Voters Say Met Police Should Investigate Downing Street Parties – Poll
A clear majority of voters surveyed also believe that Boris Johnson should resign as Prime Minister, an exclusive Omnisis poll indicates
to extricate johnson
it'll make you very sick
to see the ennobled cressida dick
elbows
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scalyboy
They’re taking the piss now
Yes, it's appalling. And this is why it should be a resigning matter, if they had any decency or sense of shame...Indeed. There are many people who have had family die in Hospitals and they werent allowed to see them.
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