PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Serene]

 

[Ax^]

Can the police just issue a crime refrence number for each of the Christmas coke parties


i mean that what they do with every other crime they cannot be fucked to investigate

 

[steveseagull]

I bet Johnson is desperately hoping the Queen karks it over the next few hours to take the heat off for 11 days.

 

[Ax^]

think he is more preoccupied getting all thenose candy needed for combined staff do and Allgera living do thats happening at the number 10 flat on saturday night

imaging trying to get enough cocaine for a bunch of greedy thirsty tories..

 

[Serge Forward]

Allegra Stratton’s tears – oh dear, how sad, never mind - Anarchist Communist Group

 

[two sheds]

Fine summary

 

[AmateurAgitator]

 

[AmateurAgitator]

 

[LeytonCatLady]

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Poor woman! It must have been such a disappointment to be a Labourite and give birth to four Tories. It kind of begs the question of what she saw in Stanley.

 

[Dogsauce]

dp.

 

[Calamity1971]

How come no one's talking about the Rees-Mog video which if anything is even more odious? The we're all socially distancing blah, blah.

Have I got my timings wrong and that's already been played out?

 

[Ming]

A political activism award is due to Ant and Dec, who appear to be doing a much better job of holding the government's feet to the fire than the shower that make up the Westminster lobby.

And now it will rain dead cats.

I think 'cunts' is too soft a word for them.

I know. They’re not worthy of the word cunt. The only word low enough for them is…is….fitbin. They’re a bunch of fucking, cunting FITBINS!!!!

 

[killer b]

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This isn't a real quote

Edit: in fact it isn't only not real, but its ripped off from another fake quote attributed to Trump's mum. Second generation bullshit.

 

[steveseagull]

The Torygraph and the Sun have both gone for his throat on tomorrow's front pages. He seems to have outlived his usefulness.

 

[T & P]

ETA: As mentioned above

 

[Pickman's model]

The Torygraph and the Sun have both gone for his throat on tomorrow's front pages. He seems to have outlived his usefulness.

By no means, let his final act be to sacrifice himself that some adelie penguins can sleep with full bellies

 

[Ax^]

hmm the mostly outcome of this is a trail against the westminister whisleblower due to national interest concerns

and tightier laws restricted the activity in future


saying hope the public get against Boris

 

[mx wcfc]

Pinched of FB.​

(apologies for the poor copy and paste)

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Attila the Stockbroker​

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Allegra Stratton has been given the push.
That was quick.
(My first ever classical music joke)

 

[Ming]

She’s married to the editor of the spectator and Sunak was best man at her wedding, she’s a fully paid up member of the nasty party. Don’t believe the tears for a second.

They’re godparents to each other’s children. She’s as establishment Tory as you can get. Pure crocodile tears. The real Stratton was the one laughing about Christmas party restrictions.

 

[steveseagull]

Shaun Bailey is in the shit lol

 

[Ming]

The Torygraph and the Sun have both gone for his throat on tomorrow's front pages. He seems to have outlived his usefulness.

What thing is going to replace him though? Hopefully Gove because he’ll sink the whole party hopefully. Pob isn’t a very impressive look for a PM.

ETA: With regards to the party and cocaine. I wonder who the dealer is because I’m pretty sure they’ll get premo unstepped on pharmacy grade bugle So it won’t be a street level dealer. That makes me wonder if the dealer has any dirty compromat on the connection. It also makes me wonder if the Met’s criminal intelligence units are aware of any of these shenanigans (which if they’re any good they will be). If so why aren‘t they acting (rhetorical question).

 

[splonkydoo]

What thing is going to replace him though? Hopefully Gove because he’ll sink the whole party hopefully. Pob isn’t a very impressive look for a PM.

What's more, a possible second Tory marriage in office would be a truly terrible thing to behold.

 

[AmateurAgitator]

This isn't a real quote

Edit: in fact it isn't only not real, but its ripped off from another fake quote attributed to Trump's mum. Second generation bullshit.

Source please

 

[Calamity1971]

Just watched pmq's and Johnson saying he was sickened and furious at the Stratton clip.
Didn't he say he hadn't seen the clip when asked at the COVID briefing? I think it was in response to Pippa crear?

 

[Dystopiary]

Shaun Bailey is in the shit lol

Hypocritical twat that he is.

This is the same Shaun Bailey who said in 2008 that accommodating Muslims and Hindus “robs Britain of its community” and risks turning the country into a “crime-riddled cesspool”

He's also said (more recently) that teenage mothers pushed people who “do the right thing” down the housing ladder

and blamed women - who he referred to as "girls" for the domestic abuse they suffer.

 

[Dystopiary]

Source please

Just do an image search.

 

[Sue]

Hypocritical twat that he is.

This is the same Shaun Bailey who said in 2008 that accommodating Muslims and Hindus “robs Britain of its community” and risks turning the country into a “crime-riddled cesspool”

He's also said (more recently) that teenage mothers pushed people who “do the right thing” down the housing ladder

and blamed women - who he referred to telling referred to as "girls" for the domestic abuse they suffer.

And let's not forget:

Tory London mayoral candidate: homeless can save for house deposit

Shaun Bailey’s claim that homeless people could afford £5,000 deposit on affordable homes prompts derision

www.theguardian.com

 

[Dystopiary]

And let's not forget:

Tory London mayoral candidate: homeless can save for house deposit

Shaun Bailey’s claim that homeless people could afford £5,000 deposit on affordable homes prompts derision

www.theguardian.com

Oh God, that too. That was awful.

 

[steeplejack]

 

[two sheds]

very impressed by Johnson's apology for the video :sickbag: