PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[MickiQ]

Is there an actual video of this 'imaginary' party itself?, the only one I can find is Allegra and some twerps joking about a party in a manner that would convince most people that there had been a party. If this is all there is then I think BoJo the Clown will just keep denying it until it gets forgotten. For a man who's supposed to have been a top lawyer, Starmer is fucking useless and won't make any capital out of it.

 

[Petcha]

how the fuck would you know.

Because I have the misfortune of working with people close to this. Anyway, just breaking, the Met officially won't investigate the party as it doesn't investigate 'retrospective' crimes. So, we're going to move into Minority Report territory now presumably. What crime isn't 'retrospective'?

 

[Sue]

Is there an actual video of this 'imaginary' party itself?, the only one I can find is Allegra and some twerps joking about a party in a manner that would convince most people that there had been a party. If this is all there is then I think BoJo the Clown will just keep denying it until it gets forgotten. For a man who's supposed to have been a top lawyer, Starmer is fucking useless and won't make any capital out of it.

There's bound to be phone photos/footage. Depends if someone releases them or not.

 

[Kaka Tim]

can we assume that spectator editor Frazer nelson was at the party?

 

[hitmouse]

Is there an actual video of this 'imaginary' party itself?

There's some theses on the imaginary party, if that helps?

Theses on the Imaginary Party • Ill Will

Downloadable PDFs of articles and posters for printing and distributing in real life.

illwill.com

This feels almost spookily appropriate, actually:
“The partisans of the Imaginary Party grow and develop in the most complete violation of all the existing rules, without ever having the feeling that they’re breaking them, since they act in total contempt for them all."

 

[elbows]

according to this piece, she was moved on because she was terrible at the job she'd been employed to do, which seems like a more likely explanation than some fantasy cat-fight

After my first sets of thoughts had passed after seeing that video yesterday, I did start to wonder if it demonstrated quite well why she wasnt considered up to that job.

 

[elbows]

Is there an actual video of this 'imaginary' party itself?, the only one I can find is Allegra and some twerps joking about a party in a manner that would convince most people that there had been a party. If this is all there is then I think BoJo the Clown will just keep denying it until it gets forgotten. For a man who's supposed to have been a top lawyer, Starmer is fucking useless and won't make any capital out of it.

They already had to move on from the blanket denial stance to the 'we'll hold an inquiry' stance.

The media have a big thing about how if theres one thing the British public dont like its having blatant signs of double standards rubbed in their face, so the story isnt going to go away for a while, especially with new Covid restrictions in the news.

Also it feeds into the broader question of Johnsons credibility and his own party viewing him as a liability.

 

[Yossarian]

What crime isn't 'retrospective'?

 

[Petcha]

After my first sets of thoughts had passed after seeing that video yesterday, I did start to wonder if it demonstrated quite well why she wasnt considered up to that job.

What's most concerning is how someone whose main qualification for the role was that she was besties with his wife was hired when there were clearly better candidates. Let's leave the debate about why she was fired to the side though. But they're not besties anymore. Which happened around the same time she was fired.

 

[two sheds]

Is there an actual video of this 'imaginary' party itself?, the only one I can find is Allegra and some twerps joking about a party in a manner that would convince most people that there had been a party. If this is all there is then I think BoJo the Clown will just keep denying it until it gets forgotten. For a man who's supposed to have been a top lawyer, Starmer is fucking useless and won't make any capital out of it.

There's a short clip of (I think but I can't really tell them apart) Raab talking to hooray types clustered together without masks. That was supposedly the party but no real proof of that I don't think.

 

[marty21]

Is there an actual video of this 'imaginary' party itself?, the only one I can find is Allegra and some twerps joking about a party in a manner that would convince most people that there had been a party. If this is all there is then I think BoJo the Clown will just keep denying it until it gets forgotten. For a man who's supposed to have been a top lawyer, Starmer is fucking useless and won't make any capital out of it.

I don't think it can be forgotten since Allegra has resigned over it , if it hadn't happened, it wouldn't have been mentioned in the practice press conference and she wouldn't have had to fall on her sword to protect Boris.

 

[killer b]

Because I have the misfortune of working with people close to this

sure

 

[Badgers]

not sure "paying tribute to Allegra" is really capturing the mood

 

[Kaka Tim]

apparently emily maitlis has shared some US media source saying that blonde fuck was at the party - cant find anything when I googled. The quesion of weather he was there is the massive elephant in the room - interesting its not being talked about and that nobody asked him about it at PMQs - although i did hear someone shout "you were there!" when he started his bullshit in the commons.

eta - found it . Looks more like misleading headline writing then any direct inferance. Although maitliss might be sneakily implying it by tweeting this pick

 

[xenon]

How come no one's talking about the Rees-Mog video which if anything is even more odious? The we're all socially distancing blah, blah.

Have I got my timings wrong and that's already been played out?

 

[two sheds]

How come no one's talking about the Rees-Mog video which if anything is even more odious? The we're all socially distancing blah, blah.

Have I got my timings wrong and that's already been played out?

do you know where that is? I think it's the one I was thinking of.

 

[killer b]

How come no one's talking about the Rees-Mog video which if anything is even more odious? The we're all socially distancing blah, blah.

Have I got my timings wrong and that's already been played out?

rees mogg being a cunt is kind of priced in, so it's gone already.

 

[agricola]

rees mogg being a cunt is kind of priced in, so it's gone already.

also there was the "media outlet" who put that video out

 

[Supine]

How come no one's talking about the Rees-Mog video which if anything is even more odious? The we're all socially distancing blah, blah.

Have I got my timings wrong and that's already been played out?

Because that was recorded this week not during a big lockdown. I think.

 

[xenon]

rees mogg being a cunt is kind of priced in, so it's gone already.

But I haven't heard any journos mentioning it. Just this one. No one raised it at the press conference today. One of your own MPs blah, blah.

Just seems odd but maybe I've missed it last week or whenever.

two sheds

I think I heard it on here maybe, yesterday but may have been posted a few days ago. Him going on about, we're all socially distanced, back to impirial, not metric. 2 inches, that's what the rule is isn't it. (load of wankers cackle)

 

[xenon]

Because that was recorded this week not during a big lockdown. I think.

Ah my bad. Think you're right. I thought it was from last Dec.

 

[bimble]

this makes sense (thread), just as a suggested explanation for the words the pm keeps repeating (writer is a sort of expert on the legal side of the last 2 years of covid regulations)

 

[Badgers]

From the replies

 

[Raheem]

She’s married to the editor of the spectator and Sunak was best man at her wedding, she’s a fully paid up member of the nasty party. Don’t believe the tears for a second.

I can still believe having to resign would upset her.

 

[Johnny Vodka]

But I haven't heard any journos mentioning it. Just this one. No one raised it at the press conference today. One of your own MPs blah, blah.

Just seems odd but maybe I've missed it last week or whenever.

two sheds

I think I heard it on here maybe, yesterday but may have been posted a few days ago. Him going on about, we're all socially distanced, back to impirial, not metric. 2 inches, that's what the rule is isn't it. (load of wankers cackle)

Yeah, leftist media should have made more of that clip for sure. Everyone knows he's a cunt anyway, but he should be made to answer for his sneering attitude.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

CNN stating that Johnson was at the party that he didn’t know happened…

CNN has established that social gatherings were indeed held on the two days in question -- November 27 and December 18 -- and has confirmed a Daily Mirror report that Johnson himself gave an impromptu speech at the first one. Sources also confirmed reports that secret Santa gifts were exchanged on December 18.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

 

[kenny g]

Her Mags is not best pleased

 

[Ax^]

hmm not a day after they come out saying they are cracking down on middle class drug user

Bojo Johnson Christmas parties where they all got on it

Met police " cannot investigate everything"

 

[Pickman's model]

hmm not a day after they come out saying they are cracking down on middle class drug user

Bojo Johnson Christmas parties where they all got on it

Met police " cannot investigate everything"

Prepare to see Cressida Dick enter the house of lords