PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[steeplejack]

not sure "paying tribute to Allegra" is really capturing the mood

 

[agricola]

also, she didn't seem to do much at COP26 anyway. try and find any media appearance or press briefing or whatever with her from then.
that vanishing act plus the position continuing this long after the job's obviously over does look a bit sus. like it was just a pay off.

he's just credited her with coming up with the coal, trees, cars, something else agenda

 

[Serene]

Just the words

what words? meuf?

 

[LDC]

not sure "paying tribute to Allegra" is really capturing the mood

Yeah, my jaw dropped when he came out with that. He's fucking clueless.

 

[Petcha]

He's paying more tribute to her

'a great servant to the country'

 

[Johnny Doe]

Yeah, my jaw dropped when he came out with that. He's fucking clueless.

Yup, but PJ and Duncan need to pick up on to make any impact

 

[steeplejack]

the scientists are just there to agree with him. I don't normally watch this shit but it's fucking embarrassing. Constant deferential references..."As the Prime Minister said", 'following the Prime Minister's remarks earlier..."

Lukashenko-style sycophants

 

[Serene]

I have a silly sense of humour, I never wish to upset anyone.

 

[Johnny Doe]

the scientists are just there to agree with him. I don't normally watch this shit but it's fucking embarrassing. Constant deferential references..."As the Prime Minister said", 'following the Prime Minister's remarks earlier..."

Lukashenko-style sycophants

Whitty said regardless of other things, and I having only watched him this once, I got the impression he's presenting what he believes? Am I being hoodwnked because I haven't see previous fuckery?

 

[steeplejack]

what?

 

[Pickman's model]

I have a silly sense of humour, I never wish to upset anyone.

Why not?

 

[marty21]

£125,000 p.a.

Surely there is more wedge available as a TV journalist?

 

[Serene]

Why not?

I use Buddhism for peace and quiet. I am a firm believer in it, especially in todays world. I am not a person who can stand upsetting people. I just have a silly sense of humour and I have times where I cannot take things seriously. I appologise to Sue if I upset her, I didnt intend to and was surprised by her appearing to be.

 

[pbsmooth]

Only for about 3.

 

[weepiper]

I use Buddhism for peace and quiet. I am a firm believer in it, especially in todays world. I am not a person who can stand upsetting people. I just have a silly sense of humour and I have times where I cannot take things seriously. I appologise to Sue if I upset her, I didnt intend to and was surprised by her appearing to be.

If you don't want to upset people don't say sexist things. It's quite easy.

 

[gentlegreen]

£125,000 p.a.

for, what was it Johnson said ?, "cars, planes and automobiles" or somesuch - a greenwashingtastic bargain ...

 

[sleaterkinney]

No sympathy for Stratton, she left a stable media career & joined a toxic government, wtf was she thinking?

She’s married to the editor of the spectator and Sunak was best man at her wedding, she’s a fully paid up member of the nasty party. Don’t believe the tears for a second.

 

[Serene]

If you don't want to upset people don't say sexist things. It's quite easy.

I am female. My humour at secretaries are tongue in cheek.

 

[not a trot]

she's no maestro, thats for sure

She's been cortina right fuck up.

 

[killer b]

She was moved from No.10 to being the spokesperson for COP26 after a bit of an argument with one of Boris's wives.

according to this piece, she was moved on because she was terrible at the job she'd been employed to do, which seems like a more likely explanation than some fantasy cat-fight

 

[Pickman's model]

Surely there is more wedge available as a TV journalist?

£125k for doing very little seems to me as it no doubt seemed to her a cushy little number

 

[Pickman's model]

I use Buddhism for peace and quiet. I am a firm believer in it, especially in todays world. I am not a person who can stand upsetting people. I just have a silly sense of humour and I have times where I cannot take things seriously. I appologise to Sue if I upset her, I didnt intend to and was surprised by her appearing to be.

That shows a good spirit

 

[marty21]

£125k for doing very little seems to me as it no doubt seemed to her a cushy little number

Fair point.

 

[Supine]

She's been cortina right fuck up.

Who, Allegro?

 

[Dogsauce]

that's why i said it's a suspicion.

I was having the same thoughts - there are some proper ‘Great Barrington Declaration’ dicks in the parliamentary party that have no qualms about making trouble, many are the same Brexit loons that fucked things up for May.

 

[Balbi]

* taps cigar * guess she didn't have allegra standon

 

[Petcha]

according to this piece, she was moved on because she was terrible at the job she'd been employed to do, which seems like a more likely explanation than some fantasy cat-fight

That's not entirely the true story, but then that's from the paper she rose from. This is the only reference to Carrie in that article.

They claimed Stratton was the personal choice of Boris Johnson, who overruled the wishes of other staff members, possibly because Stratton was at that point close to his then fiancee, now wife, Carrie Johnson.

Read between the lines there. Other news sources are more specific about what 'at that point was close' actually means.

 

[Pickman's model]

Read between the lines there. Other news sources are more specific about what 'at that point was close' actually means.

For between lines do you mean between the sheets?

 

[moochedit]

£125k for doing very little seems to me as it no doubt seemed to her a cushy little number

Did she have some dirt on boris?

 

[killer b]

That's not entirely the true story,

how the fuck would you know.