PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Sue]

In the "verlan" sense of "meuf"?

Presumably. Bit weird though.

 

[eatmorecheese]

I echo what others are saying about the Stratton statement. Just made me more angry. Tears for herself outside a swanky home that's never seen a food bank parcel. All a matter of 'choices' lol. Get fucked.

 

[Serene]

Presumably. Bit weird though.

Meuf, [muf] verlan for femme, translates to “chick.” If your friend is checking out a woman in a bar, you can ask him, “t’aimes bien cette meuf?” Meuf also works for “girlfriend.”

 

[RainbowTown]

 

[Orang Utan]

It’s a sign of discontent in the ranks that someone has broken cover and publicised the Xmas parties, knowing it would damage Johnson. The knives are out…

The Tories who were sore at not getting an invite were probably the first to start throwing stones

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Whamageddon.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

This tweet is the only take I need on this story:

 

[Sue]

Meuf, [muf] verlan for femme, translates to “chick.” If your friend is checking out a woman in a bar, you can ask him, “t’aimes bien cette meuf?” Meuf also works for “girlfriend.”

Yes, I know. I just thought it was a bit strange to be throwing it into the conversation like that.

 

[Serene]

Yes, I know. I just thought it was a bit strange to be throwing it into the conversation like that.

Why?

 

[Kaka Tim]

surely their must be photos and videos from the party?

be fun if a certain blonde cunt features in them.

 

[agricola]

surely their must be photos and videos from the party?

be fun if a certain blonde cunt features in them.

didn't the original version of the story have him giving a speech to the assembled staff?

 

[Plumdaff]

At this point we need a video of the whole Cabinet doing a pissed conga giving the camera the finger...

 

[marty21]

No sympathy for Stratton, she left a stable media career & joined a toxic government, wtf was she thinking?

 

[Sue]

Why?

Using French slang/verlan randomly on an English language board in a thread that's nothing to do with France or French people? You're right, it's not weird at all. Anyway, let's not derail things any further.

 

[Steel Icarus]

What has Stratton resigned from? I thought she never did the job she got as mouthpiece of the ringpiece

 

[Serene]

Using French slang/verlan randomly on an English language board in a thread that's nothing to do with France or French people? You're right, it's not weird at all. Anyway, let's not derail things any further.

Aah. I appologise, I do not ever want to upset anyone. I live in a french world. I watch french television all the time. I think in french an awful lot.

 

[Petcha]

What has Stratton resigned from? I thought she never did the job she got as mouthpiece of the ringpiece

She was moved from No.10 to being the spokesperson for COP26 after a bit of an argument with one of Boris's wives. So I guess she's resigned from that. Although COP26 is over so I guess yeh, what has she resigned from.

 

[Pickman's model]

The Allegra Stratton sounds like some sort of once popular but rubbish car

 

[agricola]

The Allegra Stratton sounds like some sort of once popular but rubbish car

she's no maestro, thats for sure

 

[bimble]

He’s going to shuffle out & announce new covid rules? It must feel pretty shit to be him right now.

On the plus side I really don’t think that this whole mess will change much in terms of peoples willingness to abide by whatever rules, they will or they won’t, it’s not like anything’s really changed since Barnard castle.

 

[Pickman's model]

No sympathy for Stratton, she left a stable media career & joined a toxic government, wtf was she thinking?

£125,000 p.a.

 

[splonkydoo]

The Allegra Stratton sounds like some sort of once popular but rubbish car

Or a struggling bistro from Kitchen Nightmares.

 

[Cerv]

She was moved from No.10 to being the spokesperson for COP26 after a bit of an argument with one of Boris's wives. So I guess she's resigned from that. Although COP26 is over so I guess yeh, what has she resigned from.

also, she didn't seem to do much at COP26 anyway. try and find any media appearance or press briefing or whatever with her from then.
that vanishing act plus the position continuing this long after the job's obviously over does look a bit sus. like it was just a pay off.

 

[Johnny Doe]

He’s going to shuffle out & announce new covid rules? It must feel pretty shit to be him right now.

To be able to keep coming out and speaking, shows the hide on him. He literally doesn't give a fuck about anyone. Does he look nervy, like he didn't sleep last night? Does he fuck!

 

[Serene]

Stratton was/is a Barista who also types.

 

[Sue]

Stratton was/is a Barista who also types.

Serene, what are you blathering on about?

 

[Serene]

Serene, what are you blathering on about?

You seem to be in a bad mood, Sue. What is the matter?

 

[Sue]

You seem to be in a bad mood, Sue. What is the matter?

Nope, not in a bad mood and it's not about me and my mood anyway. Just wondering why you're coming out with this complete nonsense.

 

[Serene]

Nope, not in a bad mood and it's not about me and my mood anyway. Just wondering why you're coming out with this complete nonsense.

Which nonesense?

 

[Pickman's model]

Which nonesense?

Just the words