PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Puddy_Tat]

going round on teh tweeter -

 

[teqniq]

That leaked video:



It would be somewhat ironic if this bought the whole tawdry edifice down, especially considering what has gone on before and is still going on now. Or is it a hugely monstrous dead cat moment whilst the police, crime and sentencing bill is close to being passed into law along with the nationality and borders bill? Very little would surprise me right now.

 

[Serene]

 

[steveseagull]

 

[teqniq]

So they're all fucked then. Massive throw everybody under a bus fest:

Downing Street ‘Christmas party hosted by officials’

An alleged Christmas party in breach of lockdown rules held in Downing Street was organised by civil servants, The Times has been told
The party last year is understood to have been organised via a WhatsApp group with staff asked to bring “Secret Santa” presents. Some of those present also wore Christmas jumpers.
About 30 people are understood to have attended the event. Some staff working in other parts of the building are said to have joined in the festivities later in an “impromptu” way.
Staff brought the alcohol and food provided, which were not paid for by the government....

 

[Serene]

So they're all fucked then. Massive throw everybody under a bus fest:

Downing Street ‘Christmas party hosted by officials’

 

[Calamity1971]

Frank's been at it as well. Keef's asking for apologies, should be asking for resignations the spineless twat.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Just came to post this meself

I mean, Christ, when Ant and Dec are having a pop..!*

Still not quite up there as the best case of "light entertainment presenter from the North-East takes aim at the prime minister on live TV"



*I concede I don't watch their output, so maybe this is far more on brand than I realise

 

[MrSki]

Sorry if we have already had this one.

 

[steveseagull]

There will be 5 million people watching that Ant and Dec thing.

 

[Sue]

Bloody weirdos. Most people were delighted to have an excuse not to have a work Christmas party.

 

[elbows]

Plus the revelations have ended up being timed not just to coincide with another Christmas and with Johnsons position looking more precarious for other reasons, but also at a time when authorities may well need to go further with Covid restrictions, having to ask the public to make all sorts of sacrifices again.

 

[two sheds]

Fucking cunts "all guidance was followed" that video of the party itself showed them crowded together without masks.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Plus the revelations have ended up being timed not just to coincide with another Christmas and with Johnsons position looking more precarious for other reasons, but also at a time when authorities may well need to go further with Covid restrictions, having to ask the public to make all sorts of sacrifices again.

Very bad timing. So many people will just go "Like YOU made sacrifices, Johnson and your Tory party? Fuck off, hypocrites!"

 

[Serene]

Yet again, one rule for us and one rule for them.

 

[elbows]

Very bad timing. So many people will just go "Like YOU made sacrifices, Johnson and your Tory party? Fuck off, hypocrites!"

It wont help compliance but there will still be a lot of compliance. And an extra case for heads needing to roll can be constructed in order that the covid messaging be delivered by someone with a shred of credibility.

 

[mx wcfc]

Yet again, one rule for us and one rule for them.

Nope, lots and lots of rules for us, no rules at all for them.

 

[elbows]

For obvious reasons I decided to track again how long ago it was that there was a stupid article where some gimp said Johnson could be in power for 20 years.

Exactly 2 months ago, lol. #9,274

 

[elbows]

There will be 5 million people watching that Ant and Dec thing.

Yeah Laura is envious of their reach:

 

[two sheds]

there goes BBC funding

 

[8ball]

Johnson faces trust crisis as sleaze shatters faith in MPs | Conservatives | The Guardian

Poll reveals huge public cynicism, with just 5% of respondents believing politicians work for public good

amp.theguardian.com

They’ll still vote for the cunt.

 

[steveseagull]

Ant and Dec tweet. A million views in just under an hour

 

[8ball]

Ant and Dec tweet. A million views in just under an hour

The number of vehicles they must be in at the same time as each other. There’s your proof of “no God” right there.

 

[Pickman's model]

They’ll still vote for the cunt.

If he's on the ballot.

 

[teqniq]

I'd prefer it if he was on the gallows.

 

[Pickman's model]

With the government's dissolution accelerating plans for the saiz have increased tempo. The pengo plant should soon be ready to receive its first consignment of former people altho one source with knowledge of the project conceded that the penguins' first meals might be a little rustic

 

[Pickman's model]

I'd prefer it if he was on the gallows.

I'd prefer he did something useful with his life like feeding a load of adelie penguins

 

[elbows]

 

[MrSki]

 

[Ax^]

got the give it to the Ant and Dec ,who i'm not normally a fan of


but they have finally filmed something funnier than ant getting blinded on bikergrove