PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat
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Monkeygrinder's Organ
Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager
They fundamentally believe that the electorate generally is right wing and socially conservative don't they. That they really want the Tories but Labour can maybe get in occasionally if they fuck up enough.
prunus
Tick tock.
Is there any evidence that they’re wrong though? When was the last time a government you’d consider socially progressive and left wing was voted for in this country?
prunus
Tick tock.
I think you might have accidentally slipped in from an alternative timeline… you’re not going to like this one I’m afraid.
andysays
Love and solidarity
Agree 100%, I just don't expect anything like that from Labour, whoever is the Leader or Home Secretary
magneze
🎧
Fair, but also - massive vote for a left wing platform.
Spandex
A crazy bulbous punchbag of sound
I think it's more that their focus groups tell them that the swing voters that decide English general elections tend to be small 'c' conservative on 'drugs'.
As all they care about is winning elections they'll happily double down on the failed war on drugs, in the full knowledge that it's a disastrous policy that can never work, so as not to alienate the people they see as their route to power.
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
This drugs in the Houses of Parliament stuff is quite humourous - did the speaker honestly believe no-one was doing a line or more in the bathrooms?
Johnny Vodka
The Abominable Scotsman
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Could it be that coke makes people vote Tory? Or is it more likely that the sort of people who vote Tory are fans of coke?The paradox and also huge problem for the Tories is that the coke users are mostly tory voters, ( as well as tory MP`s ).
Monkeygrinder's Organ
Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager
Most of the people I know who take or have taken coke aren't Tories tbh. Presumably due to my habit of hanging around with druggies but not with Tories.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
That’s not dandruff
Serene
Slightly disgruntled
The second one. Of course there are all kinds of people who use it, but tories are one sort. Is Goblin Gove going to have his passport taken off him? Not a chance!Could it be that coke makes people vote Tory? Or is it more likely that the sort of people who vote Tory are fans of coke?
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Johnny Vodka
The Abominable Scotsman
At least he did his fly up.
Serene
Slightly disgruntled
Quote * I understand why No.10 kept the footage of a cute doggie jumping on Johnson with uncontrollable excitement in the official video of today’s raid. But considering it’s a police sniffer dog, maybe cutting it would have been smarter. ~AA *
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
clicker
nanook rubs it....
He's got away with impersonating a Prime Minister.
Puddy_Tat
naturally fluffy
unfortunately, that's not a criminal offence
not-bono-ever
meh
The dog whistle racist aspect of this is a sure fire vote winner in the provinces - county lines has so much baggage attached to it.
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