PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[MrSki]

 

[Serene]

 

[Pickman's model]

Papa echo November golf oscar

 

[Ax^]

hmm the one thing about all this is i can see it backfiring

targetting middle class drug users


hmm who votes for these wankers anyways , the moment little johnny and jennie start getting locked up they lose votes over this
did they not try the same in the states, unless of course they just think increase the prison population is a new money making scheme

 

[Serene]

hmm the one thing about all this is i can see it backfiring

targetting middle class drug users


hmm who votes for these wankers anyways , the moment little johnny and jennie start getting locked up they lose votes over this
did they not try the same in the states, unless of course they just think increase the prison population is a new money making scheme

Indeed most of the coke users are middle class affluent tory voters and MPs. Rees Mogg has a tincture of Laudanum off the poppy after his evening meal every night. Goves dealer is a tory.

 

[Ax^]

Well that a the rest are football supporting Sun readers types


go against them at your own peril politically

 

[Serene]

Johnson says he is cracking down on MP drug use.

 

[Cerv]

speaking to a yuppie tory voting coke user today, he seems to be quite unconcerned as it's all just bullshit to generate some headlines that'll appeal to people like his parents & it's never going to actually affect him. not scared of losing his passport.

 

[Serene]

 

[stdP]

speaking to a yuppie tory voting coke user today... it's never going to actually affect him. not scared of losing his passport.

They probably have a point. It's only ever going to be used against the wrong sort of people; you know the type I'm talking about. They're not like us - their values and culture are different. You and I can be trusted with this sort of thing... but them? It's a different story with them.

We should probably have mandatory drug testing outside of every polling station in non-Tory seats to do spot-checks and passport-confiscations of would-be voters. Naturally, it should be run by the brother in law of a cabinet minister.

 

[Raheem]

hmm the one thing about all this is i can see it backfiring

targetting middle class drug users

They are not targeting and will not target middle class drug users, provided they don't get mixed up in dodgy politics or go native in ethnic communities.

 

[teqniq]

Bit of shit-stirring going on by Cummings here:



Axe to grind? Me? Nooooo.

that is not to say it's not true though.

 

[Pickman's model]

Bit of shit-stirring going on by Cummings here:



Axe to grind? Me? Nooooo.

that is not to say it's not true though.

doesn't matter if it's true or not, everyone now believes there were xmas parties and further denials only reinforce that view

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[Cerv]

"very unwise for [them] to lie about this" says man most famous for being a huge liar.

 

[Calamity1971]

P45 for Ms Stratton?

No 10 staff joke in leaked recording about Christmas party they later denied | ITV News

ITV News has obtained a leaked video showing Downing Street staff laughing about a party which was allegedly held in Number 10 last Christmas. | ITV National News

www.itv.com

 

[Raheem]

"very unwise for [them] to lie about this" says man most famous for being a huge liar.

I'm sure he only lies about things it is wise to lie about.

 

[equationgirl]

Oh yes, he absolutely only lies about things for the greater good. It's selfless really..

 

[Serene]

He is morbidly obese again. That police coat is the size of a big top circus tent. hes like a capital A.

 

[Badgers]

Trending on Twotter

#whoattendedtheparty

 

[teqniq]

 

[Dogsauce]

It’s a sign of discontent in the ranks that someone has broken cover and publicised the Xmas parties, knowing it would damage Johnson. The knives are out…

 

[kabbes]

I'm sure he only lies about things it is wise to lie about.

Arguably, he has learnt better than most the lesson of how dangerous it can be to lie to the public.

 

[Badgers]

It’s a sign of discontent in the ranks that someone has broken cover and publicised the Xmas parties, knowing it would damage Johnson. The knives are out…

Are they Flensing Knives

 

[Calamity1971]

The arrogance of this cunt. Last night apparently.

 

[Serene]

It’s a sign of discontent in the ranks that someone has broken cover and publicised the Xmas parties, knowing it would damage Johnson. The knives are out…

Yes, this happens everytime with the tories.

 

[Serene]

The arrogance of this cunt. Last night apparently.

I have him down for twat of the year.

 

[Badgers]

 

[Raheem]

I have him down for twat of the year.

I'm sure this must have been quoted out of context.

 

[Johnny Vodka]

The arrogance of this cunt. Last night apparently.

He really is the cunt's cunt.