PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Pickman's model]

Sniffer dogs could prowl corridors of power amid claims drug abuse is rife

Sniffer dogs could be deployed across the parliamentary estate under plans for a drugs crackdown by the Commons authorities. The Speaker has promised to call i

www.thetimes.co.uk

Users of class A drugs in UK face losing passports, say reports of proposals

Boris Johnson expected to launch 10-year plan this week to tackle drug-related crime

www.theguardian.com

These cunts are having a laugh.

i'll give you a one year plan for reducing drug crime - legalise them, supply them perhaps through pharmacies at a lower price than the drug cartels can do and a standard quality, and put tax from them into the nhs. instead of giving a heroin substitute which users can be on for years, assist addicts to get off their substances.

 

[teqniq]

By sheer coincidence, they are also planning to make ID compulsory for voting...

That'll be a number of past and present ministers excluded from voting then, or at least you'd like to think so. Including this specimen:

 

[Chilli.s]

i'll give you a one year plan for reducing drug crime - legalise them, supply them perhaps through pharmacies at a lower price than the drug cartels can do and a standard quality, and put tax from them into the nhs. instead of giving a heroin substitute which users can be on for years, assist addicts to get off their substances.

That's far too sensible for our noble leaders

 

[Storm Fox]

i'll give you a one year plan for reducing drug crime - legalise them, supply them perhaps through pharmacies at a lower price than the drug cartels can do and a standard quality, and put tax from them into the nhs. instead of giving a heroin substitute which users can be on for years, assist addicts to get off their substances.

It then could be run at a small profit and that money goes into employing counsellors and drug education.

 

[Pickman's model]

By sheer coincidence, they are also planning to make ID compulsory for voting...

other forms of id are available

 

[Raheem]

other forms of id are available

...is precisely what they would say.

There's no need to actually ban the wrong sort from voting. Erecting hurdles will work just fine.

 

[stavros]

i'll give you a one year plan for reducing drug crime - legalise them, supply them perhaps through pharmacies at a lower price than the drug cartels can do and a standard quality, and put tax from them into the nhs. instead of giving a heroin substitute which users can be on for years, assist addicts to get off their substances.

If only that had been done successfully anywhere else...

 

[quiet guy]

 

[Pickman's model]

If only that had been done successfully anywhere else...

You have a better solution? Let's hear it

 

[Ax^]

so they find coke all over the house of commans


and this fucknut thinks taking passports of addict will sort it all out


oh all junkies like a nice holiday rather than gear

 

[stavros]

You have a better solution? Let's hear it

I'm sorry for any ambiguity; my point was that some drugs, particularly cannabis, have been decriminalised in a number of countries, and I understand it's been successful in achieving its goals. My comment was in frustration at consecutive UK governments who never even mention it as an option.

Sarcasm in text form doesn't always transmit.

 

[Ax^]

By sheer coincidence, they are also planning to make ID compulsory for voting...

cannot have the poor and disenfranchise voting against them

Cunts

 

[Pickman's model]

so they find coke all over the house of commans


and this fucknut thinks taking passports of addict will sort it all out


oh all junkies like a nice holiday rather than gear

There should be random drug tests of MPs.

 

[Ax^]

regulary test for the front bench would be best

 

[Ax^]

inforced random drug test for MPS would be nice mind

 

[Pickman's model]

inforced random drug test for MPS would be nice mind

MPS met police or MPs or both?

 

[Ax^]

i mean mps


trying to watch the f1 here

 

[Ax^]

also both


sadly coke is so quickly metoblised by your body its hard to detech unless they catch you the day after

 

[RileyOBlimey]

also both


sadly coke is so quickly metoblised by your body its hard to detech unless they catch you the day after

It’s still detectable in yer hair.

 

[Ax^]

50 year old bald men don't have to worry about that

 

[eatmorecheese]

Hair strand or nail tests. 'If you have nothing to hide....'

 

[Pickman's model]

50 year old bald men don't have to worry about that

Most 50 year aulds bald or no have hair elsewhere than their heads

 

[Ax^]

remove their passports if they fail a drug test

 

[Pickman's model]

remove their passports if they fail a drug test

Remove their Westminster passes if they fail a drug test

 

[eatmorecheese]

Remove their Westminster passes if they fail a drug test

...and give them the U75 Pengo Pass.

 

[equationgirl]

The penguins are waiting...



Impatiently...

 

[bluescreen]

The penguins are waiting...



Impatiently...

Pengo hambre

 

[eatmorecheese]

Pengo hambre

Muy hambre

 

[Dom Traynor]

Pengo hambre

Tengo tanta hambre que podría comerme un pengo costroso

 

[RileyOBlimey]

I’m hoping this is just a massive dead cat.