If the Queen snuffs it during his tenure as PM, I presume he'll be at the funeral. Do you think he'll make his hair look halfway respectable? Or will he "show his respects" by ruffling it up as he gets into his costume?
What's Johnson's left arm doing?
What's Johnson's left arm doing?
These are Tories. It would have been highest-quality coke. And if we discovered that it had been snorted off the thighs of 15 year olds, the revelation wouldn't floor me.How much shit coke was hoovered at the party I wonder.
Not even close to shocking me either ^These are Tories. It would have been highest-quality coke. And if we discovered that it had been snorted off the thighs of 15 year olds, the revelation wouldn't floor me.
The kid in the glasses is thinking, what the fuck is that ?
Yes both Minority Report and Tom Cruise have trended on UK twitter as a result of their statement. Not that it takes all that many tweets to show up in their trending list at a particular moment in time.
According to the Sun on Sunday, some of the measures will be designed to target “middle class” users to act as a “deterrent for well-off professionals who peddle coke at swanky clubs and dinner parties”.
“We need to look at new ways of penalising them. Things that will actually interfere with their lives,” the prime minister told the paper. “So we will look at taking away their passports and driving licences.”
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He added: “What I want to see is a world in which we have penalties for lifestyle drug users that will seriously interfere with their enjoyment of their own lifestyles.”
tory cumface thread >>>>>
By sheer coincidence, they are also planning to make ID compulsory for voting...Users of class A drugs in UK face losing passports, say reports of proposals
Boris Johnson expected to launch 10-year plan this week to tackle drug-related crimewww.theguardian.com
These cunts are having a laugh.