PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Artaxerxes]

I'm not retweeting or endorsing politicsforall twatters but apparently moves are afoot to replace Boris with Truss.

 

[two sheds]

I'm not retweeting or endorsing politicsforall twatters but apparently moves are afoot to replace Boris with Truss.

sure it's not a truss?

 

[MrCurry]

If we are to replace Boris, could it maybe be with someone who’s not going to make the U.K. a laughing stock (just for a change)? You know that “pork markets” clip would get played to death on news clips in EU countries to introduce their viewers to Truss.

 

[Pickman's model]

If we are to replace Boris, could it maybe be with someone who’s not going to make the U.K. a laughing stock (just for a change)? You know that “pork markets” clip would get played to death on news clips in EU countries to introduce their viewers to Truss.

I am prepared to compromise on Boris Johnson and retain his services as prime minister, as long as we only keep his head on a stick and sent the rest of him to the pengo plant. After all, the only good politician is a dead one

 

[stavros]

I'm not retweeting or endorsing politicsforall twatters but apparently moves are afoot to replace Boris with Truss.

If we are to replace Boris, could it maybe be with someone who’s not going to make the U.K. a laughing stock (just for a change)? You know that “pork markets” clip would get played to death on news clips in EU countries to introduce their viewers to Truss.

Will she be known simply as "Liz"?

 

[Raheem]

Will she be known simply as "Liz"?

Lizzywoo.

 

[Pickman's model]

Will she be known simply as "Liz"?

Aawk-k aawk

Which is penguin for 'dinner'

 

[Storm Fox]

If the rumour about Truss is true, Johnson won't even be able to keep the accolade of being the UK's worst PM.

 

[Pickman's model]

If the rumour about Truss is true, Johnson won't even be able to keep the accolade of being the UK's worst PM.

You won't believe who'll be pm after truss. Anyway sir keithly shammer would make Johnson look strong and stable

 

[MrSki]

 

[Dom Traynor]

If the rumour about Truss is true, Johnson won't even be able to keep the accolade of being the UK's worst PM.

Are they just rumours or well known facts?

 

[Storm Fox]

Are they just rumours or well known facts?

Rumours; I was replying to Artaxerxes post PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

 

[elbows]

He was rife with attempted deflections today.

PMQs: PM under fire over No 10 lockdown Christmas parties

Boris Johnson says all Covid guidance was followed after reports of parties last year in Downing Street.

www.bbc.co.uk

At Prime Minister's Questions, Sir Keir said: "Does the prime minister really expect the country to believe that while people were banned from seeing their loved ones at Christmas last year, it was fine for him and his friends to throw a boozy party in Downing Street?"

Mr Johnson said "all guidance was followed completely" but did not deny that parties had been held.

He added: "Can I recommend to (him) that he does the same with his own Christmas party, which is advertised for 15 December, to which unaccountably he's failed to invite the deputy leader."

The SNP's Westminster leader, Ian Blackford, accused the prime minister of hosting an event that broke lockdown rules.

"The prime minister might be denying it but I've spoken to the Mirror newspaper this morning and they are confirming what happened, and they have legal advice on potential illegality," he said.

"At a time when public health messaging is so vital, how are people possibly expected to trust a prime minister when he thinks it's one rule for him and one rule for everybody else?"

The prime minister said: "He's talking total nonsense. I think he would have been better off, frankly, saying something about the victims of storm Arwen in Scotland."

 

[stavros]

Does Blackford get suspended from the House for that? The strange archaic rules of our Parliament seem to mean that one has to lie oneself in order to not contravene them, i.e. "Boris Johnson is not a liar".

 

[Mezzer]

Emmanuel Macron calls Boris Johnson ‘un clown’ in charge of a ‘circus’

French president reportedly claims that British PM has admitted creating phoney wars against France to placate Brexit-weary public

www.telegraph.co.uk

 

[MrSki]

Does Blackford get suspended from the House for that? The strange archaic rules of our Parliament seem to mean that one has to lie oneself in order to not contravene them, i.e. "Boris Johnson is not a liar".

Surprisingly no.

 

[Serene]

Surprising no.

*
* During the debate on the SNP Motion on Johnson in the #Commons, Johnson has twice been called a liar - by Ian Blackford and Dawn Butler and unusually this has been allowed by the Deputy Speaker. *

 

[equationgirl]

I'm assuming the only defence is the truth, and that it can easily be proven that he is both a liar and gives nil fucks about being called one.

 

[Serene]

Scrooge and the Ghost of Christmas past.

 

[brogdale]

This is the bit from Macron that looks most damning:

 

[LeytonCatLady]

This is the bit from Macron that looks most damning:

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He's obviously never read this thread...

 

[Serene]

So while we were all sat alone last xmas social distancing, Johnson and his downing street chums were having it large, lighting spliffs, buying off Goves coke dealer out of downing streets petty cash, and playing twister while on MDMA.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

 

[MrSki]

 

[Ming]

I hope this cunt dies. Of Covid.

 

[8ball]

I hope this cunt dies. Of Covid.

Who? The reporter or Boris or the guy in the clip?

 

[Ming]

Who? The reporter or Boris or the guy in the clip?

Boris of course. He’s contributed to many deaths from the pandemic.

 

[8ball]

Boris of course. He’s contributed to many deaths from the pandemic.

No argument there.

 

[Ming]

No argument there.

i work with people with an axis 2 diagnosis of anti-social personality disorder ( new name for psychopaths/sociopaths) all the time at work (psych nurse in acute, forensic and tertiary locked psychiatric units). Have a look at Dr Robert Hare’s psychopathy rating tool (Or read his books Without Conscience and Snakes in Suits amongst others). Boris‘ history raises a lot of red flags. Actually the behaviours of the whole front bench does.

 

[MrSki]