PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[teqniq]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds the incessant posting of youtube vids with little or no explanation and often no particular relevance extremely tiresome.

 

[Raheem]

People don't like your blogging so we're to have it imposed on us?

One person a month likes it, or is looking at it for some reason.

 

[maomao]

One person a month likes it, or is looking at it for some reason.

I bet it's him on his phone.

 

[Argonia]

I have never used it as I am with John Milton in "Areopagitica" on not censoring but I understand there is an ignore button. So if you don't like it, why not use it?

 

[maomao]

I have never used it as I am with John Milton in "Areopagitica" on not censoring but I understand there is an ignore button. So if you don't like it, why not use it?

Because, as I explained, threads still go to the top of new posts when an ignored poster posts on them and most phone screens don't show 'last post by'.

Why not restrict your manic shitposting to two or three threads so we can ignore the threads and you can try actually conversing more or less on topic on the other threads? I don't think anyone's got anything against you, just the endless stream of drivel.

 

[Argonia]

Because, as I explained, threads still go to the top of new posts when an ignored poster posts on them and most phone screens don't show 'laspt post by'.

Why not restrict your manic shitposting to two or three threads so we can ignore the threads and you can try actually conversing more or less on topic on the other threads? I don't think anyone's got anything against you, just the endless stream of drivel.

Well I am heartened to hear nobody has got anything against me, that's a relief! As for phones - I am basically a Luddite and my phone doesn't do internet. I basically don't use phones at all.

 

[Orang Utan]

I have never used it as I am with John Milton in "Areopagitica" on not censoring but I understand there is an ignore button. So if you don't like it, why not use it?

because you still disrupt the thread and put off others posting or reading. which is why you should take it elsewhere. start an Argonia’s Wittering Thread and take Serene with you

 

[maomao]

Well I am heartened to hear nobody has got anything against me, that's a relief! As for phones - I am basically a Luddite and my phone doesn't do internet. I basically don't use phones at all.

I believe most posters are using phones most of the time these days.

 

[Argonia]

because you still disrupt the thread and put off others posting or reading. which is why you should take it elsewhere. start an Argonia’s Wittering Thread and take Serene with you

I like Serene . The lies made me smile and melted my mind into making up my own. But I can see maomao's point about wanting the thread to be a factual account of the problems of Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.

 

[Raheem]

I personally don't mind your posts Argonia, but think there's a good case for not ignoring the feedback you're getting.

 

[Argonia]

I believe most posters are using phones most of the time these days.

You're probably right. I live in the 8th century with the Venerable Bede.

 

[Argonia]

I personally don't mind your posts Argonia, but think there's a good case for not ignoring the feedback you're getting.

I'm listening

 

[equationgirl]

I'm listening

Put it this way, this thread - indeed urban - is not your blog. The urban FAQs are clear - persistent disruption and off topic behaviour may result in a thread ban.

Your behaviour recently is giving people cause for concern. Please take a step back from urban and seek advice from your GP.

I don't want to see you banned from any thread, but if you don't follow the rules of urban it may be a natural consequence of your actions. And let's face it, urban's rules are clear and concise and give us a lot of leeway. Don't abuse those rules.

 

[stavros]

because you still disrupt the thread and put off others posting or reading.

This. I've forgotten the whole purpose of the thread, and am quite warming to our honourable PM.

 

[Argonia]

Put it this way, this thread - indeed urban - is not your blog. The urban FAQs are clear - persistent disruption and off topic behaviour may result in a thread ban.

Your behaviour recently is giving people cause for concern. Please take a step back from urban and seek advice from your GP.//
I don't want to see you banned from any thread, but if you don't follow the rules of urban it may be a natural consequence of your actions. And let's face it, urban's rules are clear and concise and give us a lot of leeway. Don't abuse those rules.

GPs are busy with sick people, equationgirl .

Glad you don't want to see me banned, I appreciate that. We could do with an outbreak of freedom of speech. We've been a hopelessly closed society with an incredibly poor range of discourse and debate and a general failure to listen to alternative viewpoints in a civilised fashion,

 

[equationgirl]

GPs are busy with sick people, equationgirl .

Glad you don't want to see me banned, I appreciate that. We could do with an outbreak of freedom of speech. We've been a hopelessly closed society with an incredibly poor range of discourse and debate and a general failure to listen to alternative viewpoints in a civilised fashion,

I don't want to see you banned but the disruption has to stop. Can you self-ban for say a week or do we need to request a thread holiday?

 

[two sheds]

You do need to back off for a while Argonia - not good that you're stressing people out.

 

[Argonia]

I don't want to see you banned but the disruption has to stop. Can you self-ban for say a week or do we need to request a thread holiday?

I can ease off if you like but I do like to bump certain threads to keep them in the readership in this very competitive thread ecosystem.

 

[Argonia]

You do need to back off for a while Argonia - not good that you're stressing people out.

No intention to stress anyone out.

 

[equationgirl]

I can ease off if you like but I do like to bump certain threads to keep them in the readership in this very competitive thread ecosystem.

You don't need to keep bumping the Boris thread, it's trundling along fine. So please stop.

It would be helpful if you would stop needlessly bumping lots of threads to be honest.

 

[two sheds]

I know Argonia. I really enjoy your posts but as eg said, they are coming across as a bit excessive over the last few days. Hope all's good - we're just a bit concerned.

 

[Argonia]

You don't need to keep bumping the Boris thread, it's trundling along fine. So please stop.

It would be helpful if you would stop needlessly bumping lots of threads to be honest.

I'll ease off a bit perhaps but in the Republic and the democracy we really can't hold back people's minds any longer. But listening to you and respect your view.

 

[Argonia]

I know Argonia. I really enjoy your posts but as eg said, they are coming across as a bit excessive over the last few days. Hope all's good - we're just a bit concerned.

All is good my friend. Never been better. Each day conditions improve in this country just a little bit more as we make the peaceful transition out of an era of very brutal authoritarianism to something better. I'm listening to everybody's feedback here and taking your points on board. Live long and prosper!

 

[two sheds]

All is good my friend. Never been better. Each day conditions improve in this country just a little bit more as we make the peaceful transition out of an era of very brutal authoritarianism to something better. I'm listening to everybody's feedback here and taking your points on board. Live long and prosper!

Fair play, I think we're fucked myself

 

[Pickman's model]

All is good my friend. Never been better. Each day conditions improve in this country just a little bit more as we make the peaceful transition out of an era of very brutal authoritarianism to something better. I'm listening to everybody's feedback here and taking your points on board. Live long and prosper!

Despite all the evidence to the contrary you remain an optimist - I salute your indefatigability

 

[Argonia]

Fair play, I think we're fucked myself

Cheer up old fruit! Always look on the bright side of life as the Pythons sang!

 

[Pickman's model]

Cheer up old fruit! Always look on the bright side of life as the Pythons sang!

And look what happened to them

 

[Argonia]

And look what happened to them

Well fortunately none of them got crucified so although Chapman and Jones are gone it's not all a tragic tale.

 

[Argonia]

I'll ease off for a bit as you say but retain the right to bump here and there with the odd totally irrelevant YouTube video or very silly aphorism.

 

[equationgirl]

Argonia let's see how you are over the next 24hrs. Rest assured it's not to you alone to fix everything.

I strongly, strongly recommend you stop posting until tomorrow evening, please take a break.