PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Artaxerxes]

Hot cross buns? In JULY? What kind of monster ARE you?

they have em all year round in the shops these days.

#everydaywefallfurtherfromGod

 

[Argonia]

Southgate won't let Boris Johnson hijack England's success - Irish Times

Southgate won’t let Boris Johnson hijack England’s success

Political and social statements derail divisive agendas that would claim team’s progress

www.irishtimes.com

 

[steveo87]

The Taliban are taking over in Afghanistan again. They claim to control 85% of it. Women are rising up and getting armed so the whole situation is a real tragedy.

Johnson explains UK forces leaving Afghanistan

The UK cannot "shrink from the hard reality" of the situation in Afghanistan today, the PM tells MPs.

www.bbc.co.uk

We control 85% of Afghan territory, say Taliban after seizing border posts

The Taliban claimed to have taken control of 85 per cent of Afghanistan as they seized new territory and more strategic border crossings before the US withdra

www.thetimes.co.uk

Armed Afghan women take to streets in show of defiance against Taliban

Women in north and central regions of country stage demonstrations as militants make sweeping gains nationwide

www.theguardian.com

It's horrible, but thee was always a sense of inevitability about the whole thing.

And no one, in the West, will ever be held to account for it.

 

[Argonia]

It's horrible, but thee was always a sense of inevitability about the whole thing.

And no one, in the West, will ever be held to account for it.

My cousin worked out there in an NGO and I told him I predicted the Taliban would take over again. It's all so very, very sad. When I worked as a journalist in TV Tokyo I saw footage of a woman being executed in a football stadium which was utterly depressing.

 

[Pickman's model]

Southgate won't let Boris Johnson hijack England's success - Irish Times

Southgate won’t let Boris Johnson hijack England’s success

Political and social statements derail divisive agendas that would claim team’s progress

www.irishtimes.com

Boris Johnson will nonetheless wreath himself in an England shirt to buoy up his administration while fucking off the Scots, the Welsh and remaining supporters in the six counties

 

[Sue]

Boris Johnson will nonetheless wreath himself in an England shirt to buoy up his administration while fucking off the Scots, the Welsh and remaining supporters in the six counties

Wait, what? There are people who support teams other than England in these islands? Given the recent press coverage etc I'm pretty sure you are mistaken...

 

[Pickman's model]

Wait, what? There are people who support teams other than England in these islands? Given the recent press coverage etc I'm pretty sure you are mistaken...

Priti Patel is working on rooting them out for deportation

 

[Argonia]

Wait, what? There are people who support teams other than England in these islands? Given the recent press coverage etc I'm pretty sure you are mistaken...

The Scotland draw was a great game to watch. Scotland were class.

 

[brogdale]

Maybe just me, but as soon as I saw Johnson's residence decked out like this to pretend that he likes football...



i was immediately taken back to swapping this around in the 5th form:

 

[Serene]

Maybe just me, but as soon as I saw Johnson's residence decked out like this to pretend that he likes football...

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i was immediately taken back to swapping this around in the 5th form:

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Yes, I can relate to that. I also used to play this record over and over. Wonderful times. They were wonderful times. It is such a peaceful, escapism record.

 

[Serene]

Late onset Anarchism

 

[Argonia]

Late onset Anarchism

What do you mean, Sereny?

 

[Argonia]

They're finally doing something small for the poor old disabled who have seen 1 million sanctions of benefits since 2010. Are they developing some decency as they collapse into opposition?

From the article:

Data from the DWP indicates that 10 people a day die in England and Wales while waiting for a decision on their benefits application.

DWP announces important rule update to PIP claimants

Leading charity bosses have praised the move as being a ‘significant step forward for compassion and common sense’

www.getsurrey.co.uk

 

[brogdale]

What do you mean, Sereny?

They've just spotted my status thingy.

 

[Serene]

What do you mean, Sereny?

Its Brogdales Avatar thingy. ( A knick-knack is a thing that sits on top of a whatnot ).

 

[Argonia]

They've just spotted my status thingy.

Oh right. I thought Serene was saying that Alexander Boris is becoming an anarchist which would be an interesting turn for his muddled up politics

 

[Argonia]

A Kropotkin or Bakunin or William Godwin or Proudhon or Emma Goldman in Number Ten would be an interesing development.

 

[Serene]

( A knick-knack is a thing that sits on top of a whatnot ).

 

[brogdale]

Good to see they've got the cunting out in Downing Street:

 

[Argonia]

( A knick-knack is a thing that sits on top of a whatnot ).

Nope. You've lost me again Sereny

 

[Pickman's model]

Good to see they've got the cunting out in Downing Street:

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I see Johnson's holding up his y-fronts

 

[Argonia]

Good to see they've got the cunting out in Downing Street:

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Poundland has been trending at Twitter as everyone takes the piss that he got the flags from there

 

[Serene]

Nope. You've lost me again Sereny

Brogdale and I both referred to the Avatar (thingy ) as thingy. One post as the other. Was for clarification what a thingy is. Perhaps it is called a knick-knack?

 

[Argonia]

Brogdale and I both referred to the Avatar (thingy ) as thingy. One post as the other. Was for clarification what a thingy is.

Adrian Mole referred to his penis as a thingy in the diary by Sue Townsend

 

[Serene]

Je pense que thats a different thingy.

 

[Argonia]

Je pense que thats a different thingy.

Etes vous Francais, mon ami?

 

[Serene]

Je Veux.

 

[prunus]

( A knick-knack is a thing that sits on top of a whatnot ).

I saw a serpentine whatnot for sale in an auction recently. Was tempted to buy it just for the name but I don’t really have any use for one.

 

[Argonia]

Je Veux.

Si je dois quitter l'Angleterre parce que nous ne somme pas un REPUBLIC et un DEMOCRATIE je veux aller et habiter en Paris ou Marseille

 

[Argonia]

I saw a serpentine whatnot for sale in an auction recently. Was tempted to buy it just for the name but I don’t really have any use for one.

Where do you go for auctions? I go to Ewbanks

Ewbank's Auctions | Surrey's Premier Auctioneers

Ewbank's are Surreys Premier International Antiques and Fine Art Auctioneers and Valuers holding regular Auctions.

www.ewbankauctions.co.uk