Argonia
Happy go licky
See ya later alligator
PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat
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Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
In a while crocodile
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
Wasn't sure we're to put this one..
Can't find a CWS thread.
Can't find a CWS thread.
2hats
Dust.
Free lies from a shit.
Serene
Slightly disgruntled
On the subject of Boris Johnson in an England top, There is an article in one of the funny papers online regarding a petition to Parliament to give a national holiday if England win this EU tournament. It says there are currently around 300 thousand signatures.
As I am a fan of paradox, I am awaiting Nicola Sturgeon to announce a Scottish National Holiday if Italy wins on Sunday night.
Boss promises staff Monday off after England's historic Euros final
As I am a fan of paradox, I am awaiting Nicola Sturgeon to announce a Scottish National Holiday if Italy wins on Sunday night.
Boss promises staff Monday off after England's historic Euros final
RileyOBlimey
Well-Known Member
I suspect the suggestion of a bank holiday is a tory culture war tactic. If England lose (which is most likely) then the perception of this treat of a holiday is taken away by the failure of this England team. This will exaggerate the loss and associate negative feelings against the team’s politics. This will seed an onslaught by Murdoch, Rothermere and the remaining Barclay brother. A win-win for the tories.
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
She would too, Nicola is nice like that.
Serene
Slightly disgruntled
You are correct. It is more likely they will announce a weeks national holiday. Which gives them the time they would truly require to celebrate fully.
Serene
Slightly disgruntled
He is putting weight on again. The last time I saw him exercise was when he was chasing that five pound note down Downing street.
equationgirl
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They? I live in Scotland, and a week would not be nearly long enough to properly celebrate.
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
No fat shaming please. He's a despicable man, we don't have to resort to cheap and shitty tricks to score points.
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Tbf he’s the one who talked up saying he was getting match fit and healthier after recovering from rona so really it’s just holding him to account for yet another missed promise
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
Surely there are bigger failed promises than an unsuccessful diet plan?
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Well, there's every other unsuccessful plan he's ever had. Which is most of them, TBF, though sadly not the plan to become prime minister, or whatever the immature confection was that he'd dreamed up in his indulged childhood.
hegley
never odd or even
Would usually agree but he did launch a public health initiative off the back of it to reduce obesity - it irks me that he'll act on something because it's affected him personally, but has no interest in any other public health issues.
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
I certainly must have blinked and missed it. But you're absolutely right that he is completely disinterested in any health issue unless it has affected him personally.
Don't forget, he wanted to let coronavirus scythe through the population and 250,000 dead was deemed an acceptable loss.
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Dystopiary
putting up a hook to hang my hopes upon
Composting would be better. He might actually be of some benefit at last.
But I know Pickman's model has a plan for the penguins.
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
It is a good plan.
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
And, of course, the guano will come in useful.
Argonia
Happy go licky
The Taliban are taking over in Afghanistan again. They claim to control 85% of it. Women are rising up and getting armed so the whole situation is a real tragedy.
www.thetimes.co.uk
www.theguardian.com
Johnson explains UK forces leaving Afghanistan
The UK cannot "shrink from the hard reality" of the situation in Afghanistan today, the PM tells MPs.
www.bbc.co.uk
We control 85% of Afghan territory, say Taliban after seizing border posts
The Taliban claimed to have taken control of 85 per cent of Afghanistan as they seized new territory and more strategic border crossings before the US withdra
www.thetimes.co.uk
Armed Afghan women take to streets in show of defiance against Taliban
Women in north and central regions of country stage demonstrations as militants make sweeping gains nationwide
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krtek a houby
Merry Xmas!
bleeeeeeee!
BCBlues
Lend us a Twenner
Argonia
Happy go licky
I just nearly vommed out my three hot cross buns and black tea all over my Persian rugBreakfast...Ruined...
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Argonia
Happy go licky
I come from a family of reliigous non-conformists!Hot cross buns? In JULY? What kind of monster ARE you?
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