PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Sue]

This is an account of the life of one of Bojos maids.

What is this bollocks? And I'm not talking about the film.

 

[Sue]

Cherie Blair's wellness coach Carole Caplin poledances for Bojo every night in his private solarium

Wtf?

 

[Argonia]

Wtf?

Just read it in the hopeless Grauniad. Article by editor Katharine Viner

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[krtek a houby]

Easiest would just be to cremate him.

craymate/kraymate him

 

[maomao]

Nope. I have read that three times and not understood a syllable of it but thanks anyway

Bit rich coming from you.

 

[Argonia]

Bit rich coming from you.

Trust me I'm not rich. Might have a Rich tea with my tea though

 

[Argonia]

craymate/kraymate him

 

[Argonia]

Bojo is watching fifteen women on separate tabs at Chaturbate right now while Carrie Antoinette potters around in the distance feeding Miracle-Gro to the Venus fly traps

 

[maomao]

Bojo is watching fifteen women on separate tabs at Chaturbate right now while Carrie Antoinette potters around in the distance feeding Miracle-Gro to the Venus fly traps

Do you not think people might want to read news stories and commentary about Johnson's latest scandals and excesses rather than your random stream of consciousness shitposting bollocks? I'd put you on ignore but phones don't show 'last post by'.

 

[Argonia]

Do you not think people might want to read news stories and commentary about Johnson's latest scandals and excesses rather than your random stream of consciousness shitposting bollocks? I'd put you on ignore but phones don't show 'last post by'.

 

[maomao]

Oh fuck off.

 

[Argonia]

Oh fuck off.

 

[Argonia]

What is this bollocks? And I'm not talking about the film.

If you're not talking about the film Sue what are you talking about?

 

[Pickman's model]

Just read it in the hopeless Grauniad. Article by editor Katharine Viner

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Can you link to the article pls

 

[Pickman's model]

If you're not talking about the film Sue what are you talking about?

Serene's serial shite I suppose.

 

[Argonia]

Can you link to the article pls

Made it up, sorry!

 

[Argonia]

Maybe I'll take a leaf out of maomao's book and only post factual things here from now - bit confusing for everyone!

 

[Sue]

If you're not talking about the film Sue what are you talking about?

What have the chambermaid references got to do with Boris Johnson? Why are they on this thread?

 

[Argonia]

What have the chambermaid references got to do with Boris Johnson? Why are they on this thread?

Satire?

 

[Argonia]

Cripes a development from the Tories! Are they developing a small hint of sanity and conscience as they move at an exponential rate into a scattered and confused opposition rump?

Benefits rules to be eased for terminally ill claimants

Ministers will extend the criteria to fast-track benefits payments to patients in England and Wales

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[Orang Utan]

Satire?

i think you need your own thread. or a blog

 

[Sue]

Made it up, sorry!

Why? What is the point in doing that? What is the point of posting up this sexist shit that you've made up for some reason?

Cherie Blair's wellness coach Carole Caplin poledances for Bojo every night in his private solarium

 

[Argonia]

i think you need your own thread. or a blog

I've been blogging for donkey's years like Daniel Defoe's pamphlets. Checked my visitors numbers a year ago and I was getting one a month.

 

[Argonia]

Why? What is the point in doing that? What is the point of posting up this sexist shit that you've made up for some reason?

Come on Sue what do you think the purpose of satire is?

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[brogdale]

I've been blogging for donkey's years like Daniel Defoe's pamphlets. Checked my visitors numbers a year ago and I was getting one a month.

Looks better as 12 pcy?

 

[Orang Utan]

I've been blogging for donkey's years like Daniel Defoe's pamphlets. Checked my visitors numbers a year ago and I was getting one a month.

ok don’t blog though, but you have seriously derailed and taken over at least three threads with irrelevant nonsense and youtube videos that are even less relevant. it’s very disruptive and annoying

 

[Sue]

Come on Sue what do you think the purpose of satire is?

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What is the point of posting up sexist shit you've made up? Jesus.

 

[equationgirl]

Argonia can you stop with the sexist stuff, made up or otherwise? Please?

 

[equationgirl]

Also Boris has done more than enough that we can criticise him for without having to fabricate anything, as satire or otherwise.

 

[maomao]

I've been blogging for donkey's years like Daniel Defoe's pamphlets. Checked my visitors numbers a year ago and I was getting one a month.

People don't like your blogging so we're to have it imposed on us?