PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Argonia]

Steady on, could require a Kray supercomputer.

What's a Kray supercompuer? Run by Ronnie and Reggie Kray?

 

[Serene]

Bojo seems to be baffled by clothing. I suspect it is congenital. He possibly spends twenty minutes in a morning putting his trousers on, as it is outside of his intelligence to find the efficacy.

 

[Raheem]

as it is outside of his intelligence to find the efficacy.

Is that the room where he efficates?

 

[Argonia]

Bojo seems to be baffled by clothing. I suspect it is congenital. He possibly spends twenty minutes in a morning putting his trousers on, as it is outside of his intelligence to find the efficacy.

He spends fourteen thousand minutes each day getting dressed looking in a mirror made of black obsidian like Nostradamus.

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[Serene]

Non, c`est la Salle de Bain.

 

[Argonia]

Non, c`est la Salle de Bain.

He shits in the bidet by mistake and poor Carrie and the Spanish maid have to mop it up with a small bogbrush

 

[Serene]

Is that the room where he efficates?

Oui, la Salle de Bain.

 

[Serene]

He spends fourteen thousand minutes each day getting dressed looking in a mirror made of black obsidian like Nostradamus.

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Yes, he does this in the Hall of Miroirs, Vesailles, the residence of one of his concubines, and now wife, Carrie Antoinette.

 

[Argonia]

By holy Christ when will the pain of the Tories finally be over for good?

 

[Serene]

This is an account of the life of one of Bojos maids.

 

[Argonia]

This is an account of the life of one of Bojos maids.

Wonder if he shares a flotilla of maids with Sir Keir Starmaggedon to clean up all the shit and vomit

 

[Argonia]

This is how it feels to be lonely and small, Bojo

 

[Serene]

Yvette Carte-Blanche time served with him.

 

[Argonia]

Yvette Carte-Blanche time served with him.

Cherie Blair's wellness coach Carole Caplin poledances for Bojo every night in his private solarium

 

[equationgirl]

What's a Kray supercompuer? Run by Ronnie and Reggie Kray?

Ha, sadly not. Just a very very fast computer usually used for complex computational research. Usually found in universities, with costs and computing time split between a consortium of universities to keep costs down.

 

[andysays]

Bojo seems to be baffled by clothing. I suspect it is congenital. He possibly spends twenty minutes in a morning putting his trousers on, as it is outside of his intelligence to find the efficacy.

I vaguely remember some historical politician of whom it was said he was so crooked he needed to use a corkscrew to put his trousers on, or possibly to take them off.

 

[Argonia]

I vaguely remember some historical politician of whom it was said he was so crooked he needed to use a corkscrew to put his trousers on, or possibly to take them off.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Ha, sadly not. Just a very very fast computer usually used for complex computational research. Usually found in universities, with costs and computing time split between a consortium of universities to keep costs down.

Do they even still use them? I know that they feature heavily in the Jurassic Park novel but that’s getting on for 40 years…

 

[equationgirl]

Do they even still use them? I know that they feature heavily in the Jurassic Park novel but that’s getting on for 40 years…

There's probably a more recent variant name, but they're still supercomputers (to a non specialist like me). There's probably differences in speed and size etc.

 

[equationgirl]

Dp

 

[2hats]

Steady on, could require a Kray supercomputer.

Punched card computing?

Hopefully keeps hitting de Spaffel until he understands the implications of the result.

 

[equationgirl]

Punched card computing?

Hopefully keeps hitting de Spaffel until he understands the implications of the result.

I bow to your superior knowledge. But I bet you a university somewhere on the planet has one because some academic saved it from a skip.

 

[belboid]

Cray Supercomputers [\pedant]

 

[2hats]

There's probably a more recent variant name, but they're still supercomputers (to a non specialist like me). There's probably differences in speed and size etc.

Nvidia DGX SuperPOD and InfiniBand based clusters are where it's at. Cray still just in the game, duking it out with Fujitsu, Nvidia, HP, IBM and Chinese homegrown outfits. All just honking great Linux boxes.

 

[2hats]

I bow to your superior knowledge. But I bet you a university somewhere on the planet has one because some academic saved it from a skip.

That someone would need quite some budget for the electricity bill. The Crays at Manchester and Edinburgh used to heat their respective buildings.

 

[two sheds]

I want Alexander Boris's carbon footprint to be calculated

Easiest would just be to cremate him.

 

[equationgirl]

Aren't we still at hung drawn and quartered, with the bits left dangling at the tower for the crows,? Or would the RSPB be upset?

 

[Pickman's model]

Easiest would just be to cremate him.

Will no one think of the penguins? Or he could be a snack for polar bears.

 

[Argonia]

Will no one think of the penguins? Or he could be a snack for polar bears.

 

[Argonia]

Nvidia DGX SuperPOD and InfiniBand based clusters are where it's at. Cray still just in the game, duking it out with Fujitsu, Nvidia, HP, IBM and Chinese homegrown outfits. All just honking great Linux boxes.

Nope. I have read that three times and not understood a syllable of it but thanks anyway