PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Calamity1971]

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

Is it possible to wank yourself to death?

 

[existentialist]

Considering you're on a thread about Boris Johnson, your explanation is weak at best. Especially for a privately educated person like yourself.

2/10 must try harder.

What was the extra 1/10 for?

 

[belboid]

I don’t buy her BS.

why would you? You have more than enough of your own

 

[Hermione Jack]

Considering you're on a thread about Boris Johnson, your explanation is weak at best. Especially for a privately educated person like yourself.

2/10 must try harder.

I prefer to refer to him as “Al”, he is my good friend (in my mind).

I know her rather better than you do. And she's not. But hey, let's not let facts get in the way of a good bit of attention seeking, eh?

Stop lying.

 

[Calamity1971]

Looking forward to this thread in the morning.
Thread 'more invention when banning people pls' https://www.urban75.net/forums/threads/more-invention-when-banning-people-pls.353371/

 

[krtek a houby]

I don’t buy her BS. She IS on the dole.

Besides weeping after each visit to our wonderful urban, what do you do for a living?

 

[existentialist]

I prefer to refer to him as “Al”, he is my good friend (in my mind).

Stop lying.

You need to lie. I don't.

 

[equationgirl]

I don’t buy her BS. She IS on the dole.

Yeah? How would you know my employment status?

 

[belboid]

Is it possible to wank yourself to death?

Absolutely - 13 People Who Died From Masturbating

I especially liked ‘Canadian man dies from incredibly complicated underwater self-pleasuring contraption.’

 

[existentialist]

Yeah? How would you know my employment status?

She "just knows". Like she "just knows" all those evidenced facts about the philandering clown Johnson aren't true. No fact can withstand the power of a firmly-held opinion.

 

[bendeus]

Is it possible to wank yourself to death?

I remain hopeful

 

[existentialist]

Absolutely - 13 People Who Died From Masturbating

I especially liked ‘Canadian man dies from incredibly complicated underwater self-pleasuring contraption.’

None from gratuitious participation in an online forum, though? She could be in with a first...

 

[Dystopiary]

Your vocabulary is limited.

Censorship tends to be the way lefties like thinks to operate.

 

[equationgirl]

What was the extra 1/10 for?

I was feeling generous to the noob.

 

[Hermione Jack]

Is it possible to wank yourself to death?

Go and try, you moron.

Besides weeping after each visit to our wonderful urban, what do you do for a living?

What I do is of no concern of yours.

Yeah? How would you know my employment status?

I know your type.

 

[Smangus]

Blimey , go out for a couple of hours for my 1st meal out in 15 months and wtf happened here!
Who's this Jack twat person and why aren't they binned yet ?

 

[equationgirl]

If I were on the dole, so fucking what? It doesn't make me less of a person or less intelligent.

 

[krtek a houby]

Ninj

Go and try, you moron.

What I do is of no concern of yours.

I know your type.

Where are you posting from, ninj?

 

[existentialist]

I know your type.

Ooh! ooh! Me next!

Am I a feckless scrounging dole-bludger, with 14 kids, all by different mums, and a burden on the state, too?

 

[eatmorecheese]

I know your type.

That wisdom cuts both ways. I see you.

 

[equationgirl]

Go and try, you moron.

What I do is of no concern of yours.

I know your type.

My type? What's that then, o all knowledgeable one?

 

[existentialist]

Blimey , go out for a couple of hours for my 1st meal out in 15 months and wtf happened here!
Who's this Jack twat person and why aren't they binned yet ?

We were waiting for you, before we started the bin race.

 

[bendeus]

Go and try, you moron.

What I do is of no concern of yours.

I know your type.

You started with great vim though with no great surfeit of quality. Now you're just leaning against the ropes, swinging tired haymakers and failing to connect while your sock slowly congeals 'neath your bed. Perhaps time to retire, no?

 

[Smangus]

Thank you for your kid consideration. I'm fucking stuffed though so will probably come last.

 

[Serge Forward]

What else do you want him to do exactly?

Take his own life.

 

[equationgirl]

I hope it's not a bin race, I enjoy this thread Troll free obviously.

 

[Hermione Jack]

I was feeling generous to the noob.

The floccinaucinihilipilification of you doesn’t have any limits.

 

[krtek a houby]

What a terrible thing to say.

defending your sock puppet account, eh

 

[existentialist]

Take his own life.

For a man who struggles to find his own arse with both hands and an atlas, I think you're pitching your expectations too high. Better he gets someone else to do the hard work - it's the pattern he's used to.

 

[equationgirl]

To summarise, I'm a poorly educated ignorant fat cow who is on the dole and living in s hostel. And a bitch.

Did I miss anything?