PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[krtek a houby]

Because a video created by “Led By Donkeys” isn’t going to have a bias, no?

As has already been explained, the variant wasn’t considered to be of a concern which is why it took longer for India to be added to the red list.

I shan’t be on here tomorrow morning, have you never heard of a thing called a job?

You are correct.

You'll be banned.

But there's always the next time and the next etc

 

[Hermione Jack]

I don't think I,'ve ever reported so many posts on a single thread before.

The posts refuting your stupid claims, no doubt.

If, by "fat cow" you're choosing a nasty misogynistic insult to refer to an established and respected Urban poster, Mister "12 hours and not counting for very much longer", then I think you are misjudging your audience rather badly.

The poster in question is, on the current showing, so many more times better than you that I think we're going to have to get ourselves a bigger mantissa.

Also, I think this is the point in the thread where I would like to express my utter stupidity, lack of intellect, and complete paucity of command of the English language, by telling you to fuck off. I hope this does not shatter too many of your illusions.

It was expected. Your vocabulary is limited.

I'd rather be a fat cow than a fangirl of Boris.

Who is Boris?

 

[Hermione Jack]

Oooh get you.

Most of us can work and post, you noob.

That depends on the job. Since you’re on the dole it doesn’t apply to you anyway.

You are correct.

You'll be banned.

But there's always the next time and the next etc

Censorship tends to be the way lefties like thinks to operate.

 

[2hats]

As has already been explained, the variant wasn’t considered to be of a concern which is why it took longer for India to be added to the red list.

Untroubled by facts I see. de Waffel would be proud of you.

 

[bendeus]

Who is Boris?

He's twice the person you'll ever be, which isn't saying much.

 

[krtek a houby]

That depends on the job. Since you’re on the dole it doesn’t apply to you anyway.

Censorship tends to be the way lefties like thinks to operate.

Again, what is "lefties"?

 

[equationgirl]

The posts refuting your stupid claims, no doubt.

It was expected. Your vocabulary is limited.

Who is Boris?

Boris = Boris Johnson.

You're incredibly educated, remember? How come you didn't figure that out?

 

[existentialist]

Because a video created by “Led By Donkeys” isn’t going to have a bias, no?

As has already been explained, the variant wasn’t considered to be of a concern which is why it took longer for India to be added to the red list.

I shan’t be on here tomorrow morning, have you never heard of a thing called a job?

You won't know this, because you haven't been here long, but some of the people you're accusing of being slackers, etc., are people who have consistently posted more hard scientific facts, and fact-based analysis about the Covid situation than you could ever dream of seeing. Indeed, if you did see such a collection of unimpeachable data, you'd probably run away screaming that you were being deplatformed or "cancelled by the facts".

So, to those of us who have been here longer than the lifespan of a mayfly - or, for that matter Hermione fucking Jack - your comments only serve to underline the complete vacuity of your position. Enjoy your last evening on Urban.

 

[ruffneck23]

Because a video created by “Led By Donkeys” isn’t going to have a bias, no?

As has already been explained, the variant wasn’t considered to be of a concern which is why it took longer for India to be added to the red list.

I shan’t be on here tomorrow morning, have you never heard of a thing called a job?

I very much doubt you will still be on this site in the morning, I'm so sorry I had to explain that to you.

Must be that private school education system showing us up again eh?

 

[bendeus]

Maybe ViolentPanda will do us the honour of stopping by tomorrow.

 

[equationgirl]

If I was on the dole, I wouldn't be using it against anyone. That's a shitty thing to do.

 

[krtek a houby]

If I was on the dole, I wouldn't be using it against anyone. That's a shitty thing to do.

It's a privately educated troll, that's their schtick

 

[equationgirl]

This was almost as fun as when a bunch of us explained nanothermite chemical reactions to Jazzz. Good times.

 

[existentialist]

It was expected. Your vocabulary is limited.

It must be averred that this is indubitably and incontrovertibly the case. You are primus inter pares at laying bare the fundamental intellectual failings of the Urban zeitgeist. How very perceptive of you.

 

[equationgirl]

It's a privately educated troll, that's their schtick

Even so, still shitty.

 

[existentialist]

It's a privately educated troll, that's their schtick

Like burning fifties under the nose of a homeless person.

 

[Hermione Jack]

He's twice the person you'll ever be, which isn't saying much.

Yeah, Boris Becker was a good tennis player.

Again, what is "lefties"?

Wankers like you.

Boris = Boris Johnson.

You're incredibly educated, remember? How come you didn't figure that out?

Boris is a common name in Eastern Europe so you could have been referring to a king from Bulgaria or someone else. Or, maybe Boris Becker - I do like tennis.

 

[eatmorecheese]

I shan’t be on here tomorrow morning, have you never heard of a thing called a job?

What worthwhile vocation has the pleasure of your talents?

(Did you like the pompous verbosity there?)

 

[elbows]

OK maybe it isnt Andrew Neil, maybe someone told Dido Harding that her cv needed to include 'was a shit troll on u75' in order to be in with a chance for the top NHS job.

 

[existentialist]

This was almost as fun as when a bunch of us explained nanothermite chemical reactions to Jazzz. Good times.

Even the best of us like to play with our food, sometimes....

 

[krtek a houby]

Even so, still shitty.

Which is why private schools need shutting down

 

[Hermione Jack]

If I was on the dole, I wouldn't be using it against anyone. That's a shitty thing to do.

You don’t deserve your dole money.

 

[bendeus]

Yeah, Boris Becker was a good tennis player.

Wankers like you.

Boris is a common name in Eastern Europe so you could have been referring to a king from Bulgaria or someone else. Or, maybe Boris Becker - I do like tennis.

Mors vibrabit

 

[krtek a houby]

You don’t deserve your dole money.

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

 

[eatmorecheese]

OK maybe it isnt Andrew Neil, maybe someone told Dido Harding that her cv needed to include 'was a shit troll on u75' in order to be in with a chance for the top NHS job.

Liz Truss having a breakdown?

 

[belboid]

You don’t deserve your dole money.

As the biggest brain on the boards, I’m surprised you don’t understand the meaning off the common word ‘if’

 

[existentialist]

You don’t deserve your dole money.

You may have missed her "if", there. Don't worry, it's a common consequence of a lack of critical thinking abilities.

Or an ingrained belief that anyone who doesn't agree with you must be stupider than you, which is almost certainly a logical impossiblity.

 

[Hermione Jack]

I don’t buy her BS. She IS on the dole.

 

[equationgirl]

Yeah, Boris Becker was a good tennis player.

Wankers like you.

Boris is a common name in Eastern Europe so you could have been referring to a king from Bulgaria or someone else. Or, maybe Boris Becker - I do like tennis.

Considering you're on a thread about Boris Johnson, your explanation is weak at best. Especially for a privately educated person like yourself.

2/10 must try harder.

 

[existentialist]

I don’t buy her BS. She IS on the dole.

I know her rather better than you do. And she's not. But hey, let's not let facts get in the way of a good bit of attention seeking, eh?