PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[krtek a houby]

A mixture of both. You weren’t blessed with the best genes and you don’t have any social skills.

You cry about someone posting satirical comments that you deem to be racist, but you think it’s acceptable to kill someone to kill herself.

The irony...

Yes. Use an iron.

Your creases are showing.

 

[eatmorecheese]

A mixture of both. You weren’t blessed with the best genes and you don’t have any social skills.

You cry about someone posting satirical comments that you deem to be racist, but you think it’s acceptable to kill someone to kill herself.

The irony...

You remind me of an inadequate, repressed and damaged public school boy.

 

[Hermione Jack]

Oh, "retards" is it. And you're the one maundering on about "insults"? Gammon, heal thyself.

I’ve been called all sorts and I’ve also been told to kill myself. All because I ruffled up a few feathers by not accepting the narrative here about Boris Johnson.

Some people on here think they are so special and know better than everyone else...

 

[equationgirl]

Are you trying to get a kiss from the fat cow or something? Get your nose from her arse, you prick.

Wow, you're really nasty.

I predict you're not long for urban.

 

[2hats]

The Delta variant wasn’t considered a concern until after India was placed on to the red list.

You appear to be having problems with the time ordering of events and exhibiting a tenuous grasp of the facts. Let me help you with that.

The B.1.617 lineage was already recognised as a problematic variant, equipped with troubling mutations which could predispose it to both increased transmissibility and immune evasion, driving the wave in India by mid-March. PHE added it to their variants list on 1 April. It was already ringing alarm bells for many research groups and this was clearly communicated to ministers. India's case and death counts were exploding at this time. Pakistan and Bangladesh, also with rising rates, but greatly lower than India's, were placed on the red list on 2 April. India didn't go on the red list till 23 April, though they announced it 19 April and then waited 4 days to implement it; flights still continued for weeks afterwards.

Perhaps you've spent the last few months hiding from the news? In which case, here is a easily digestible review of the pertinent events:

Get your facts right, you are starting to look like a silly little girl.

Ouch.

 

[existentialist]

so what is it ? my parents or my schooling ? please make up your mind.

To simplicist loons like Hermione Jack, the distinction is not one of revelance.

 

[bendeus]

That already happened. Probably around his second post. It's a common problem, especially amongst sexually insecure people.

I fear he may have a number of pages of Das Kapital ready to wipe up his issue

(((((Marx)))))

 

[Pickman's model]

What a delightful person you are. Did your parents get the best parents award when you were younger?

Your parents must have wished they'd used contraception the night you were conceived

 

[Dystopiary]

You weren’t blessed with the best genes

The only person you're showing up here is yourself.

 

[krtek a houby]

You remind me of an inadequate, repressed and damaged public school boy.

It reminds me of that sad individual who was booted off urban and has never got over it.

 

[ruffneck23]

A mixture of both. You weren’t blessed with the best genes and you don’t have any social skills.

I love that you are really going for as if you wont be here in the morning.

Night night

 

[Hermione Jack]

Yes. Use an iron.

Your creases are showing.

I’m sure you have lots of friends in real life.

You remind me of an inadequate, repressed and damaged public school boy.

Except I’m a female who was privately educated.

I’ve met other girls named Hermione, but I’ve never met any boys with my name.

 

[krtek a houby]

I’ve been called all sorts and I’ve also been told to kill myself. All because I ruffled up a few feathers by not accepting the narrative here about Boris Johnson.

Some people on here think they are so special and know better than everyone else...

The "narrative"

You grizzled streak of snot.

 

[eatmorecheese]

Last in?

I’m sure you have lots of friends in real life.

Except I’m a female who was privately educated.

I’ve met other girls named Hermione, but I’ve never met any boys with my name.

I misgendered you? Apologies.

The distainful sneer is textbook, though. I see you.

 

[krtek a houby]

I’m sure you have lots of friends in real life.

Except I’m a female who was privately educated.

I’ve met other girls named Hermione, but I’ve never met any boys with my name.

You show no signs of being educated

 

[equationgirl]

I don't think I,'ve ever reported so many posts on a single thread before.

 

[eatmorecheese]

You show no signs of being educated

Again, textbook

 

[existentialist]

Are you trying to get a kiss from the fat cow or something? Get your nose from her arse, you prick.

If, by "fat cow" you're choosing a nasty misogynistic insult to refer to an established and respected Urban poster, Mister "12 hours and not counting for very much longer", then I think you are misjudging your audience rather badly.

The poster in question is, on the current showing, so many more times better than you that I think we're going to have to get ourselves a bigger mantissa.

Also, I think this is the point in the thread where I would like to express my utter stupidity, lack of intellect, and complete paucity of command of the English language, by telling you to fuck off. I hope this does not shatter too many of your illusions.

 

[existentialist]

I’ve been called all sorts and I’ve also been told to kill myself. All because I ruffled up a few feathers by not accepting the narrative here about Boris Johnson.

Some people on here think they are so special and know better than everyone else...

 

[equationgirl]

I'd rather be a fat cow than a fangirl of Boris.

 

[existentialist]

I'd rather be a fat cow than a fangirl of Boris.

I'd rather be pretty much anything rather than a fangirl of Boris

 

[bendeus]

Thank fuck for that! It would appear that Hermione Jack 's crusty sock is back under the bed and the streets of Urban are safe for another night.

 

[equationgirl]

I'd rather be pretty much anything rather than a fangirl of Boris

True, very true.

 

[existentialist]

This is the point at which the thread has degenerated to the stage where it can only be improved by ViolentPanda arriving to deliver his own brand of witheringly profane blitzkrieg disdain. I do wish he'd keep later hours...

 

[bendeus]

This is the point at which the thread has degenerated to the stage where it can only be improved by ViolentPanda arriving to deliver his own brand of witheringly profane blitzkrieg disdain. I do wish he'd keep later hours...

We can but hope....

 

[equationgirl]

I think they started their weekend a bit early.

 

[equationgirl]

Maybe ViolentPanda will do us the honour of stopping by tomorrow.

 

[Hermione Jack]

You appear to be having problems with the time ordering of events and exhibiting a tenuous grasp of the facts. Let me help you with that.

The B.1.617 lineage was already recognised as a problematic variant, equipped with troubling mutations which could predispose it to both increased transmissibility and immune evasion, driving the wave in India by mid-March. PHE added it to their variants list on 1 April. It was already ringing alarm bells for many research groups and this was clearly communicated to ministers. India's case and death counts were exploding at this time. Pakistan and Bangladesh, also with rising rates, but greatly lower than India's, were placed on the red list on 2 April. India didn't go on the red list till 23 April, though they announced it 19 April and then waited 4 days to implement it; flights still continued for weeks afterwards.

Perhaps you've spent the last few months hiding from the news? In which case, here is a easily digestible review of the pertinent events:



Ouch.

Because a video created by “Led By Donkeys” isn’t going to have a bias, no?

As has already been explained, the variant wasn’t considered to be of a concern which is why it took longer for India to be added to the red list.

I love that you are really going for as if you wont be here in the morning.

Night night

I shan’t be on here tomorrow morning, have you never heard of a thing called a job?

 

[ElizabethofYork]

Please kill yourself

What a terrible thing to say.

 

[equationgirl]

Because a video created by “Led By Donkeys” isn’t going to have a bias, no?

As has already been explained, the variant wasn’t considered to be of a concern which is why it took longer for India to be added to the red list.

I shan’t be on here tomorrow morning, have you never heard of a thing called a job?

Oooh get you.

Most of us can work and post, you noob.