PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[bendeus]

The floccinaucinihilipilification of you doesn’t have any limits.

A great word from a great turd. You can learn that in comp as well, y'know

 

[existentialist]

The floccinaucinihilipilification of you doesn’t have any limits.

Ah, this would be your notion of what "intellectual" looks like. Which, to any intellectual, looks like "stupid person using long word inappropriately in order to appear cleverer than they are". But don't stop trying - just don't do it here.

 

[bendeus]

To summarise, I'm a poorly educated ignorant fat cow who is on the dole and living in s hostel. And a bitch.

Did I miss anything?

Yes, it's not BoZo's fault!

 

[equationgirl]

I'm still surprised MI5 haven't made arrangements to be honest.

 

[Dystopiary]

Remember that Tory MP who died wanking in the '90s?

Just did a search for "tory mp orange turquoise stockings" and he was the first result.

 

[existentialist]

Remember that Tory MP who died wanking in the '90s?

Just did a search for "tory mp orange turquoise stockings" and he was the first result.

First of many, I imagine. It's only when you put "deceased" in that the number of results becomes depressingly small.

 

[Hermione Jack]

A great word from a great turd. You can learn that in comp as well, y'know

The boondoggle that you do on here is quite funny.

Ah, this would be your notion of what "intellectual" looks like. Which, to any intellectual, looks like "stupid person using long word inappropriately in order to appear cleverer than they are". But don't stop trying - just don't do it here.

I like to gasconade my vocabulary. If the word caused you to feel discombobulated then that was not my fault.

 

[2hats]

For a man who struggles to find his own arse with both hands and an atlas, I think you're pitching your expectations too high. Better he gets someone else to do the hard work - it's the pattern he's used to.

This is a fair point. After all, he failed miserably to do so in April last year.

 

[equationgirl]

Remember that Tory MP who died wanking in the '90s?

Just did a search for "tory mp orange turquoise stockings" and he was the first result.

And the GCHQ chap who was found dead in a holdall.

 

[eatmorecheese]

Ah, this would be your notion of what "intellectual" looks like. Which, to any intellectual, looks like "stupid person using long word inappropriately in order to appear cleverer than they are". But don't stop trying - just don't do it here.

The confusion of 'intelligence' with 'intellect'. Masked in word salad.

 

[bendeus]

The boondoggle that you do on here is quite funny.

I like to gasconade my vocabulary. If the word caused you to feel discombobulated then that was not my fault.

 

[existentialist]

The boondoggle that you do on here is quite funny.

I like to gasconade my vocabulary. If the word caused you to feel discombobulated then that was not my fault.

Weak. At least make an effort.

 

[belboid]

And the GCHQ chap who was found dead in a holdall.

David Carradine shouldn’t be forgotten.

 

[equationgirl]

I'm leaving it there for tonight. Laters.

 

[existentialist]

I'm leaving it there for tonight. Laters.

Don't forget to say goodbye to Monterey Jack, or whoever. They won't be here in the morning, and you wouldn't want to miss them...

 

[Dystopiary]

All the rich parasites should pay for everyone on the dole to have nice holidays every year. Just until the capitalist system inevitably collapses, then there'll be no more private education, no more billionaires and lots of lovely compost.

 

[krtek a houby]

The floccinaucinihilipilification of you doesn’t have any limits.

As bearla, mais e do thoile

 

[Hermione Jack]

To summarise, I'm a poorly educated ignorant fat cow who is on the dole and living in s hostel. And a bitch.

Did I miss anything?

You forgot to add that you’re quintessentially the stereotype of a leftie in today’s world - a loudmouth who is very vocal about things that she knows very little about when her claims are put under scrutiny.

Since you’re so full of shit and have nothing to back up your claims apart from hearsay you resort to personal insults. Your emotions get the better of you so you rant and rave and thus lose touch of reality.

 

[bendeus]

C'mon Hermione Jack, I'm fucking knackered. We'll concede that you only had your arse handed to you by a lot and you can leave with your head held low and all the honour that should be accorded to you

 

[existentialist]

You forgot to add that you’re quintessentially the stereotype of a leftie in today’s world - a loudmouth who is very vocal about things that she knows very little about when her claims are put under scrutiny.

Since you’re so full of shit and have nothing to back up your claims apart from hearsay you resort to personal insults. Your emotions get the better of you so you rant and rave and thus lose touch of reality.

Start thinking about your swansong. You don't want to go out on a weak note. Like, for example, the post I've quoted...

ETA: and if you can time the high note so it happens just as the door hits your arse on the way out, so much the better. It adds to the dramatic impact.

 

[Hermione Jack]

All the rich parasites should pay for everyone on the dole to have nice holidays every year. Just until the capitalist system inevitably collapses, then there'll be no more private education, no more billionaires and lots of lovely compost.

So it goes in la-la land...

 

[ElizabethofYork]

defending your sock puppet account, eh

What?

 

[eatmorecheese]

You forgot to add that you’re quintessentially the stereotype of a leftie in today’s world - a loudmouth who is very vocal about things that she knows very little about when her claims are put under scrutiny.

Since you’re so full of shit and have nothing to back up your claims apart from hearsay you resort to personal insults. Your emotions get the better of you so you rant and rave and thus lose touch of reality.

Lol

 

[Hermione Jack]

Start thinking about your swansong. You don't want to go out on a weak note. Like, for example, the post I've quoted...

ETA: and if you can time the high note so it happens just as the door hits your arse on the way out, so much the better. It adds to the dramatic impact.

Stay with me
My love I hope you'll always be
Right here by my side if ever I needed you
Oh my love
In your arms
I feel so safe and so secure
Everyday is such a perfect day to spend
Alone with you
I will follow you will you follow me
All the days and nights that we know will be
I will stay with you will you stay with me
Just one single tear in each passing year
With the dark
Oh I see so very clearly now
All my fears are drifting by me so slowly now
Fading away
I can say
The night is long but you are here
Close at hand I'm better for the smile you give
And while I live
I will follow you will you follow me
All the days and nights that we know will be
I will stay with you will you stay with me
Just one single tear in each passing year there will be
I will follow you will you follow me
All the days and nights that we know will be
I will stay with you will you stay with me
Just one single tear in each passing year
I will follow you will you follow me
All the days and nights that we know will be
I will stay with you will you stay with me
Just one single tear in each passing year

 

[Smangus]

You forgot to add that you’re quintessentially the stereotype of a leftie in today’s world - a loudmouth who is very vocal about things that she knows very little about when her claims are put under scrutiny.

Since you’re so full of shit and have nothing to back up your claims apart from hearsay you resort to personal insults. Your emotions get the better of you so you rant and rave and thus lose touch of reality.

Aye you're a right cunt, no mistaking that.

 

[bendeus]

You forgot to add that you’re quintessentially the stereotype of a leftie in today’s world - a loudmouth who is very vocal about things that she knows very little about when her claims are put under scrutiny.

Since you’re so full of shit and have nothing to back up your claims apart from hearsay you resort to personal insults. Your emotions get the better of you so you rant and rave and thus lose touch of reality.

A loudmouth? Not like someone who barges into a forum and starts deliberately provoking a response and then goes all sesquipedalian in a desperate attempt to regain lost ground when on the back foot? Not that kind of loudmouth, obviously.

 

[Dystopiary]

Blimey , go out for a couple of hours for my 1st meal out in 15 months and wtf happened here!
Who's this Jack twat person and why aren't they binned yet ?

Jack Twat would eat no facts.

 

[existentialist]

Stay with me
My love I hope you'll always be
Right here by my side if ever I needed you
Oh my love
In your arms
I feel so safe and so secure
Everyday is such a perfect day to spend
Alone with you
I will follow you will you follow me
All the days and nights that we know will be
I will stay with you will you stay with me
Just one single tear in each passing year
With the dark
Oh I see so very clearly now
All my fears are drifting by me so slowly now
Fading away
I can say
The night is long but you are here
Close at hand I'm better for the smile you give
And while I live
I will follow you will you follow me
All the days and nights that we know will be
I will stay with you will you stay with me
Just one single tear in each passing year there will be
I will follow you will you follow me
All the days and nights that we know will be
I will stay with you will you stay with me
Just one single tear in each passing year
I will follow you will you follow me
All the days and nights that we know will be
I will stay with you will you stay with me
Just one single tear in each passing year

Originality not being one of your strong points, then.

 

[Hermione Jack]

What?

Too many lefties on this thread just love to hear their echo chambers.

 

[krtek a houby]

You forgot to add that you’re quintessentially the stereotype of a leftie in today’s world - a loudmouth who is very vocal about things that she knows very little about when her claims are put under scrutiny.

Since you’re so full of shit and have nothing to back up your claims apart from hearsay you resort to personal insults. Your emotions get the better of you so you rant and rave and thus lose touch of reality.

You've spent the last few hours ranting and insulting posters here.

You do this every time you come back.

And you get the replies you are hoping for.

You seem like a deeply unhappy and unloved individual.

This cannot be going for your mental health.

It's a form of self harming.