PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[existentialist]

Too many lefties on this thread just love to hear their echo chambers.

You're in one. If you paid any attention, you'd know that. Fool.

 

[bendeus]

Too many lefties on this thread just love to hear their echo chambers.

Eugh!

 

[Hermione Jack]

Aye you're a right cunt, no mistaking that.

A loudmouth? Not like someone who barges into a forum and starts deliberately provoking a response and then goes all sesquipedalian in a desperate attempt to regain lost ground when on the back foot? Not that kind of loudmouth, obviously.

Originality not being one of your strong points, then.

Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
I have nobody for my own
I'm so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
Wish I had someone to call on the phone

I'm a soldier, a lonely soldier
Away from home through no wish of my own
That's why I'm lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
I wish that I could go back home

Letters, never a letter
I get no letters in the mail
I've been forgotten, yeah, forgotten
Oh, how I wonder how is it I failed

Now I'm a soldier, a lonely soldier
Away from home through no wish of my own
That's why I'm lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
I wish that I could go back home

 

[Hermione Jack]

You're in one. If you paid any attention, you'd know that. Fool.

What a legend!

 

[krtek a houby]

Too many lefties on this thread just love to hear their echo chambers.

Brilliant.

This thread cannot be topped.

 

[krtek a houby]

Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
I have nobody for my own
I'm so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
Wish I had someone to call on the phone

I'm a soldier, a lonely soldier
Away from home through no wish of my own
That's why I'm lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
I wish that I could go back home

Letters, never a letter
I get no letters in the mail
I've been forgotten, yeah, forgotten
Oh, how I wonder how is it I failed

Now I'm a soldier, a lonely soldier
Away from home through no wish of my own
That's why I'm lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
I wish that I could go back home

Tiocfaidh ar la!

 

[bendeus]

Brilliant.

This thread cannot be topped.

Sounds a bit like a Nick Cave lyric

(the 'echo chambers' bit)

 

[campanula]

started off with a sneery superciliousness...but very quickly descended to the gutter. Might have even been something of a debate apart from the weakness of your arguments (he is the PM' FFS), but hey, I guess an evening attempting to defend the indefensible counts as some sort of win. Bye Hermione, if sub Daily Mail fulminating over 'lefties' counts as some sort of victory in a sad and angry life, you have my sympathy. Maybe try to get outside, enjoy nature, a bit of birdsong perhaps.

 

[Hermione Jack]

Brilliant.

This thread cannot be topped.

No, but you can top yourself.

 

[krtek a houby]

Sounds a bit like a Nick Cave lyric

Love a bit of Nick Drake and the Mercy Seats

 

[Hermione Jack]

started off with a sneery superciliousness...but very quickly descended to the gutter. Might have even been something of a debate apart from the weakness of your arguments (he is the PM' FFS), but hey, I guess an evening attempting to defend the indefensible counts as some sort of win. Bye Hermione, if sub Daily Mail fulminating over 'lefties' counts as some sort of victory in a sad and angry life, you have my sympathy. Maybe try to get outside, enjoy nature, a bit of birdsong perhaps.

Do you eat your own toenails? I heard that it was good for your health.

 

[bendeus]

Do you eat your own toenails? I heard that it was good for your health.

You poor, sad, sod

 

[bendeus]

started off with a sneery superciliousness...but very quickly descended to the gutter. Might have even been something of a debate apart from the weakness of your arguments (he is the PM' FFS), but hey, I guess an evening attempting to defend the indefensible counts as some sort of win. Bye Hermione, if sub Daily Mail fulminating over 'lefties' counts as some sort of victory in a sad and angry life, you have my sympathy. Maybe try to get outside, enjoy nature, a bit of birdsong perhaps.

This ^^^^

 

[krtek a houby]

No, but you can top yourself.

Poor ninj

Life's not quite turned out the way you hoped it would, has it?

 

[Hermione Jack]

Poor ninj

Life's not quite turned out the way you hoped it would, has it?

Says the one who told me that I should kill myself and has repeatedly personally abused me over and over again.

GFY.

 

[Calamity1971]

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Says the one who told me that I should kill myself and has repeatedly personally abused me over and over again.

GFY.

Says the bellend that abuses himself more.

 

[Dystopiary]

I'm thinking... a posh, thick version of Spanner.

 

[krtek a houby]

Says the one who told me that I should kill myself and has repeatedly personally abused me over and over again.

GFY.

You've abused yourself on every visit to urban.

The question is, why persist?

You know how this ends.

And yet, you keep coming back for more of the same.

Is the only way you can interact with human beings?

 

[Hermione Jack]

.

Says the bellend that abuses himself more.

What?

You've abused yourself on every visit to urban.

The question is, why persist?

You know how this ends.

And yet, you keep coming back for more of the same.

Is the only way you can interact with human beings?

You have me mistaken for someone else.

 

[krtek a houby]

What?

You have me mistaken for someone else.

Sadly, the truth is that you've mistaken yourself for someone else.

All your miserable, empty, lonely life.

 

[Hermione Jack]

Sadly, the truth is that you've mistaken yourself for someone else.

All your miserable, empty, lonely life.

You’re a lost cause.

Your life is that “miserable”, “empty” and “lonely” that you are envious of Boris Johnson.

 

[bendeus]

You’re a lost cause.

Your life is that “miserable”, “empty” and “lonely” that you are envious of Boris Johnson.

Go to bed you utter, utter loser.

 

[Raheem]

You’re a lost cause.

Your life is that “miserable”, “empty” and “lonely” that you are envious of Boris Johnson.

Who's not envious of Boris Johnson? We'd all like to kill tens of thousands of people and get away with it. I've even made a list.

 

[krtek a houby]

You’re a lost cause.

Your life is that “miserable”, “empty” and “lonely” that you are envious of Boris Johnson.

Haven't you got work to do?

 

[Hermione Jack]

Go to bed you utter, utter loser.

YOU ARE WEAK!

Who's not envious of Boris Johnson? We'd all like to kill tens of thousands of people and get away with it. I've even made a list.

Wow... you need to be more original. Too many copycats on here... just repeat each other’s nonsense.

Haven't you got work to do?

No.

 

[Calamity1971]

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Haven't you got work to do?

Those Amazon parcels won't deliver themselves.
Take some water to bed Hermione Jack, all that cry wanking will have made you awfully dehydrated.

 

[bendeus]

YOU ARE WEAK!

Oh my fucking sides!

Is that you, Skeletor?

 

[krtek a houby]

YOU ARE WEAK!

Wow... you need to be more original. Too many copycats on here... just repeat each other’s nonsense.

No.

Where are you posting from?

 

[Hermione Jack]

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Those Amazon parcels won't deliver themselves.
Take some water to bed Hermione Jack, all that cry wanking will have made you awfully dehydrated.

I’m a female, we don’t wank. No wonder you are a left-wing scumbag, you are thick as pig shit.

 

[Hermione Jack]

Oh my fucking sides!

Is that you, Skeletor?

WHAT????? Stop rambling on, you cunt.

Where are you posting from?

Fuck off, you creep. I’m from... GFY!