PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[bendeus]

I’m a female, we don’t wank. No wonder you are a left-wing scumbag, you are thick as pig shit.

Raising the bar, one fathom at a time.

 

[bendeus]

WHAT????? Stop rambling on, you cunt.

Fuck off, you creep. I’m from... GFY!

Does anyone love you, Hermione Jack?

 

[krtek a houby]

WHAT????? Stop rambling on, you cunt.

Fuck off, you creep. I’m from... GFY!

You drone on about originality and yet sound exactly like every single one of your previous failed accounts here.

Sad.

 

[krtek a houby]

I’m a female, we don’t wank. No wonder you are a left-wing scumbag, you are thick as pig shit.

Poor aul ninj

 

[Raheem]

Wow... you need to be more original. Too many copycats on here... just repeat each other’s nonsense.

I'm actually also quite envious of you. How do you come up with this stuff?

 

[belboid]

I’m a female, we don’t wank.

the bbc (in a piece by a verifiable woman) disagree - How to masturbate - a guide to female masturbation - BBC Three

 

[Hermione Jack]

Does anyone love you, Hermione Jack?

My husband, you stupid bastard.

You drone on about originality and yet sound exactly like every single one of your previous failed accounts here.

Sad.

Die.

I'm actually also quite envious of you. How do you come up with this stuff?

GFY.

the bbc (in a piece by a verifiable woman) disagree - How to masturbate - a guide to female masturbation - BBC Three

You stink of fucking shit.

 

[ElizabethofYork]

You're not very ladylike, are you, Hermione?

 

[krtek a houby]

My husband, you stupid bastard.

Die.

GFY.

You stink of fucking shit.

Not so original now, are we?

Bet you listen to Mumford and Sons.

 

[Hermione Jack]

Not so original now, are we?

Bet you listen to Mumford and Sons.

I listen to Madonna Ciccone.

Just like a prayer... I pray for you to die.

 

[bendeus]

My husband, you stupid bastard.

Nah, nobody loves you, least of all your fictional spouse.

 

[Hermione Jack]

Nah, nobody loves you, least of all your fictional spouse.

Over three decades of marriage says otherwise.

 

[krtek a houby]

I listen to Madonna Ciccone.

Just like a prayer... I pray for you to die.

How very Christian of you

 

[bendeus]

Over three decades of marriage says otherwise.

Three fictional decades of marriage, Pinocchio

 

[Hermione Jack]

How very Christian of you

Are you a Muslim or a Sikh?

Three fictional decades of marriage, Pinocchio

Blah, blah, blah.

 

[krtek a houby]

Over three decades of marriage says otherwise.

And that's why he's nobbing me

 

[Raheem]

And that's why he's nobbing me

Now we know for sure he's fictional.

 

[bendeus]

Are you a Muslim or a Sikh?


Blah, blah, blah.

Your name is Ron, you're from Bermondsey, you have no friends, your ex wife thinks you're a cunt and you still haven't changed out of those pants you spilled pot noodle on three days ago

 

[Hermione Jack]

And that's why he's nobbing me

Are you a tank-topped bumboy? How fascinating!

 

[krtek a houby]

Are you a tank-topped bumboy? How fascinating!

B-b-but I'm a woman, just like you

 

[bendeus]

Are you a tank-topped bumboy? How fascinating!

HOUSE!

 

[Calamity1971]

Are you a tank-topped bumboy? How fascinating!

Homophobe as well. You really are a sad, sorry cunt of a human.

 

[Hermione Jack]

Your name is Ron, you're from Bermondsey, you have no friends, your ex wife thinks you're a cunt and you still haven't changed out of those pants you spilled pot noodle on three days ago

GFY.

B-b-but I'm a woman, just like you

You’re a faggot.

 

[bendeus]

GFY.

You’re a faggot.

Very unladylike of you, Ron

 

[krtek a houby]

GFY.

You’re a faggot.

That's no way to talk to your husband's lover

 

[Hermione Jack]

Homophobe as well. You really are a sad, sorry cunt of a human.

What did you say Mr. Untermensch?

 

[Hermione Jack]

Very unladylike of you, Ron

No problem Deidre.

That's no way to talk to your husband's lover

Gayboy.

 

[Calamity1971]

What did you say Mr. Untermensch?

Ms untermensch to you.

 

[krtek a houby]

What did you say Mr. Untermensch?

Didn't take long to break you.

Again.

 

[bendeus]

What did you say Mr. Untermensch?

You're aware that the ubermensch kinda got their arses kicked by a bunch of untermensch, aren't you?