#piggate

[Fingers]

 

[brogdale]

Bet the tories are in a bit of a flap over this.

 

[ruffneck23]

The thing is I don't think it's ruffled any feathers with the tories , it's a rite of passage for them and I wouldn't be surprised if they told the tale with pride

 

[Citizen66]

'Whilst visiting the combined naturist/bird sanctuary, I bent over to tie my non-existent shoelace ...'.

I normally use goose feathers to wipe my arse only today I didn't have any so used my initiative. Then sort of lost my balance.

 

[8den]

List of places Tories should be banned from
Pig farms
Averies
Bird World
London Wetlands
Trafalgar Square

Parliament
The NHS
The BBC

 

[frogwoman]

Wtf just read the tweet from natalie rowe, so osborne had a live pigeon shoved up his arse until it suffocated?

 

[teqniq]

yup

 

[frogwoman]

Thats disgusting. Wtf is the matter with these bastards. He should go on the register for that, fairly sure violent sex acts with animals are very very illegal.

 

[teqniq]

 

[teqniq]

This, really

 

[Fingers]

Wtf just read the tweet from natalie rowe, so osborne had a live pigeon shoved up his arse until it suffocated?

Pretty much. Apparently it is normal in Tory circles.

 

[gimesumtruf]

George; don't you put the ring on the pigeon not the other way around?

 

[teqniq]

Interesting, and perhaps unsurprising. I've been following the #Pigeongate hashtag on Twitter and like last time there's jokes but but not anywhere near the quality and quantity of #Piggate. Alongside and in equal if not larger numbers are expressions of genuine disgust.

 

[Rod Skase]

1. to see if they've been missed;
2. to see what people are saying about them;
3. to demonstrate to themselves that it was all only just a game anyway, so they'd better keep playing it in case anyone (or they) start thinking it matters that they got booted off;
4. attention;
5. hatred towards the nasty, rejecting Urban - "I'll make you pay for this".
6. something else completely fucked up.

One and two maybe - The rest of it, you're reading far too much into it my mate. The way I see it's like this - I used to like posting on here - Why should I stop just coz I'm banned?

When Mango5 banned me for a year for incorrigible racism/refreshingly un-PC comedy stylings/whatever you want to call it well, she'd have had the right to swing a life ban my way and I'd have had no leg to stand on WRT clemency. But she banned me for a year, so I thought "fair enough" and waited patiently for a year. And then after having me waiting all year like some kind of chump, friggo bans me for fuck all on the day I get back - That's just fucking peevish.

Mind you, friggo is a bit peevish isn't he? I'd be lying if I said sour grapes weren't kicking in at least a little bit now but still, what's the script with Fridgemagnet? He brings nothing to the table. As a poster his stillborn insights don't exactly add any seasoning to the broth and as a mod well, he quite simply lacks either the intelligence or the people skills to do his job effectively. But it's more than that. He's a useless cunt. On a properly fundamental level. His peers have left him behind in terms of career achievement, he lives in a crap, washing-over-the-bath flat, he gets depressed - and yet he works in IT - You can make a decent butty in IT, so, despite all the advantages his fee-paying school background afforded him, he must be shit at it. Like he's shit at everything else -Fridgemagnet knows nothing he does for anyone will be or ever can be good enough for anyone - Friggers, that's not depression you're suffering from, all it is right, well, all it is is realising, with mounting horror, that you've got to spend the entire duration being you.

Even Noel Edmonds managed to find a niche in the end. Not you though eh, Friggo - If we take Friggo's mother out of the equation, I'd confidently bet a small amount of money that our favourite mod has never been loved by anyone ever.

And if it transpires that even his old queen looks at the thing she's spawned and thinks whistfully of knitting kneedles - Well, who could blame her?

Proper sour grapes shit, that. I'm not pleased he banned me for fuck all though.

i suspect the nasty shit the real man and the genial and vastly entertaining persona merely a mask.

Fuck right off, Sebastian - You're the nastiest wanker on here (and that's with quite stiff competition) - You're like Malfoy, you are.

 

[MrSki]

The mirror is your friend. You can look at twats without having to log on to a porn site.

 

[Orang Utan]

never understood why FM gets flak. yofulloshitfrankie

 

[Rod Skase]

never understood why FM gets flak. yofulloshitfrankie

Sack your silly push iron off, get a car, and live out your self-frustrated dreams of enticing a child into it. Yeah. Ginge.

 

[Pickman's model]

One and two maybe - The rest of it, you're reading far too much into it my mate. The way I see it's like this - I used to like posting on here - Why should I stop just coz I'm banned?

When Mango5 banned me for a year for incorrigible racism/refreshingly un-PC comedy stylings/whatever you want to call it well, she'd have had the right to swing a life ban my way and I'd have had no leg to stand on WRT clemency. But she banned me for a year, so I thought "fair enough" and waited patiently for a year. And then after having me waiting all year like some kind of chump, friggo bans me for fuck all on the day I get back - That's just fucking peevish.

Mind you, friggo is a bit peevish isn't he? I'd be lying if I said sour grapes weren't kicking in at least a little bit now but still, what's the script with Fridgemagnet? He brings nothing to the table. As a poster his stillborn insights don't exactly add any seasoning to the broth and as a mod well, he quite simply lacks either the intelligence or the people skills to do his job effectively. But it's more than that. He's a useless cunt. On a properly fundamental level. His peers have left him behind in terms of career achievement, he lives in a crap, washing-over-the-bath flat, he gets depressed - and yet he works in IT - You can make a decent butty in IT, so, despite all the advantages his fee-paying school background afforded him, he must be shit at it. Like he's shit at everything else -Fridgemagnet knows nothing he does for anyone will be or ever can be good enough for anyone - Friggers, that's not depression you're suffering from, all it is right, well, all it is is realising, with mounting horror, that you've got to spend the entire duration being you.

Even Noel Edmonds managed to find a niche in the end. Not you though eh, Friggo - If we take Friggo's mother out of the equation, I'd confidently bet a small amount of money that our favourite mod has never been loved by anyone ever.

And if it transpires that even his old queen looks at the thing she's spawned and thinks whistfully of knitting kneedles - Well, who could blame her?

Proper sour grapes shit, that. I'm not pleased he banned me for fuck all though.



Fuck right off, Sebastian - You're the nastiest wanker on here (and that's with quite stiff competition) - You're like Malfoy, you are.

i sure do like the way you do your best to prove my point

 

[Rod Skase]

You have no point, you bullying nonce.

 

[frogwoman]

Jesus, this pigeon stuff the sort of behaviour serial killers start out with. Completely depraved, cruel and illegal.

 

[Fingers]

Well that outburst was only ever going to end up going one way.....

 

[frogwoman]

How the hell is this cunt not charged with bestiality?

 

[Orang Utan]

cos it was an unsubstantiated tweet. let it go, froggy!

 

[frogwoman]

She claims to have evidence.

 

[Orang Utan]

ok, but it will blow over, just like pig-gate.

 

[free spirit]

She claims to have evidence.

could be interesting if it made it to court, as Osbourne's main line of defence would probably have to be that he only told her it coz he was coked up to fuck and was talking complete shit as a consequence.

Though I guess he'd probably aim a bit lower and go for having just had one too many brandies.

 

[frogwoman]

Would being pissed really lead you to tell someone you'd had a pigeon stuffed in your arse until it died?

 

[Orang Utan]

Would being pissed really lead you to tell someone you'd had a pigeon stuffed in your arse until it died?

of course not

 

[JimW]

I was that astounded I looked her actual tweets up for once and afaict the claim is it was some other bullingdons hole. Not that he's not a sick fucker

 

[free spirit]

Would being pissed really lead you to tell someone you'd had a pigeon stuffed in your arse until it died?

not happened to me so far to my knowledge.

some right crap does get spouted when people are coked up though, especially when coked up and attempting to impress a young lady with your wild antics (erm so I've heard).