#piggate

[stavros]

They've had former leaders of major parties - the Lib Dems were major until last year - before, with Charlie Kennedy, William Hague and Neil Kinnock, plus Prezza, but never an ex-PM. We've now got four living of those, and I reckon Major would probably be the most likely, albeit not very.

 

[hash tag]

Remind you of anyone? Man who took selfie having oral sex with mum's dog identified by tattoo on hand

 

[Orang Utan]

Happy Pigfucking Day, everyone!

 

[Ax^]

goes off the idea of fried English breakfast in the morn...

 

[19sixtysix]

goes off the idea of fried English breakfast in the morn...

Maybe buy some Danish or a nice drop of Ayrshire.

 

[Badgers]

goes off the idea of fried English breakfast in the morn...

 

[stavros]

May's apparently welcomed Ashcroft back into the Tory fold, presumably by giving him some sort of special job. Cameron refused to do this so Ashcroft made this bollocks up.

He's still, as far as I know, a tax-dodging, lying, unelected cunt.

 

[Idris2002]

Spoiler

 

[Argonia]

Nice to see this bumped. Lest we forget.

 

[Idris2002]

Nice to see this bumped. Lest we forget.

Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it, etc., etc.

 

[Duncan2]

Nice to see this bumped. Lest we forget.

How could we forget-as Idris suggests it is already part of the political history of this great nation.Incidentally, such a promising first paragraph,is there a link for a chapter or two?

 

[gosub]

Nice to see this bumped. Lest we forget.

Tbf He did go to extraordinarily lengths to ensure he is remembered for other things

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

How could we forget-as Idris suggests it is already part of the political history of this great nation.Incidentally, such a promising first paragraph,is there a link for a chapter or two?

Something about having fucked a dead pig’s head he decided it might give him a stronger ejaculation to fuck a country.

 

[gosub]

Something about having fucked a dead pig’s head he decided it might give him a stronger ejaculation to fuck a country.

LIBYA???

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

LIBYA???

Bit closer to home...

 

[Idris2002]

Down at the bacon factory we say "Cameron for Statesmanship".

 

[Ming]

I think the nostril would probably be better though. You’re not going to get a lot of purchase from the mouth. It’s not like a dead pig’s head is going to suck its cheeks in (i’ve thought about this way too much).

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

Has anyone coined the term Swinecrophilia yet?

 

[Pickman's model]

Has anyone coined the term Swinecrophilia yet?

Cameron's syndrome, an unnatural sexual attraction to pigs' heads

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

Cameron's syndrome, an unnatural sexual attraction to pigs' heads

One or both of us needs hiring by the compilers of DSM 6 pronto, before it goes into print.

 

[vanya]

Oink oink!