Jennifer Arcuri spills the beans about 4 year affair with Johnson

[MrSki]

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Can’t blame Auntie Beeb, this story has got me thinking of Johnson on the job, and it’s not a pleasant thought, not pleasant at all.

 

[Pickman's model]

Can’t blame Auntie Beeb, this story has got me thinking of Johnson on the job, and it’s not a pleasant thought, not pleasant at all.

Specially with that wet noodle description being flung about

 

[not-bono-ever]

There’s a crucial and maybe pivotal bit not included in the tell all dossier. You can probably join the dots. Meh. Fuck em all

 

[Artaxerxes]

Apparently she had to tell him how to do the washing up.

This is the leader of the country, fucking hell, we're lucky he can tie his own shoes.

 

[Pickman's model]

Apparently she had to tell him how to do the washing up.

This is the leader of the country, fucking hell, we're lucky he can tie his own shoes.

He wears slip-ons

 

[MrSki]

Well maybe the BBC et al won't be able to avoid this story if it comes from across the pond.

 

[David Clapson]

It's not a serious story yet, otherwise C4 News and the FT would have covered it. The GLA needs to say something.

 

[Spanner]

Yeh, that isn't "the" public

That's a small fraction of the population

As fractions go, it’s not that small.

I assume you can point us to all the solutions you’ve made which overcome the problems Johnson hasn't managed to overcome yet.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

He wears slip-ons

* google search *

The Right Honourable Boris Johnson MP
Political party	Conservative
Spouse(s)	Allegra Mostyn-Owen ( m. 1987; ann. 1993) Marina Wheeler ( m. 1993; div. 2020)
Domestic partner	Carrie Symonds (2018–present; engaged)
Children	At least 6

Not all the time, apparently...

 

[marty21]

Can’t blame Auntie Beeb, this story has got me thinking of Johnson on the job, and it’s not a pleasant thought, not pleasant at all.

I don't know how we can expect him to deal with government stuff when his primary motivation is to get his leg over . He's the victim here.

 

[Pickman's model]

I don't know how we can expect him to deal with government stuff when his primary motivation is to get his leg over . He's the victim here.

Simple solution, amputate his legs

 

[bmd]

Specially with that wet noodle description being flung about

Flung about?

 

[maomao]

Simple solution, amputate his legs

Or his head.

 

[marty21]

Simple solution, amputate his legs

Plus another thing

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Simple solution, amputate his legs

Just the small one (wet noodle) in the middle would do.

 

[splonkydoo]

Holy fuck - only realised now that most of his children are in their early to late twenties, so they cant even pretend to ignore all this shit. Does he give a fuck about any of them I wonder, or is te Boris show always purely #1?

 

[existentialist]

Holy fuck - only realised now that most of his children are in their early to late twenties, so they cant even pretend to ignore all this shit. Does he give a fuck about any of them I wonder, or is te Boris show always purely #1?

Guess

 

[Pickman's model]

Holy fuck - only realised now that most of his children are in their early to late twenties, so they cant even pretend to ignore all this shit. Does he give a fuck about any of them I wonder, or is te Boris show always purely #1?

they fuck you up your mum and dad

and few children can have been as fucked up by their parents (or at least their dad) as johnson's miserable offspring

 

[MrSki]

From this article but not about Johnson but might make a few read it especially if they remember the story.

The editorial gymnastics this news provoked in the TV newsroom was a wonder to behold. Could sex be mentioned? What about the suspenders? This panicky, fearful process involved desperate phone calls between the top editorial figures in Television Centre and BBC Westminster, and culminated with a senior manager sprinting through the newsroom shortly before we went on air shouting “don’t mention the orange!” at the top of his voice.

 

[A380]

Simple solution, amputate his legs

How’s that going to help get the kelp harvest in?

 

[Nylock]

How’s that going to help get the kelp harvest in?

Make him a navigation buoy...

 

[MrSki]

 

[Badgers]

Gove incoming?

 

[existentialist]

Gove incoming?

God, no. They have to thrash around incompetently for months yet, spunking cash on gag orders, before tying themselves up in their own lies. Then Gove.

 

[Pickman's model]

How’s that going to help get the kelp harvest in?

He will be dragged through kelp fields grabbing the stuff with his hands alongside other members of the pcp

 

[existentialist]

He will be dragged through kelp fields grabbing the stuff with his hands alongside other members of the pcp

Am I right in thinking that kelp fields are usually full of sharp-edged rocks? If not, then perhaps it could be arranged?

 

[MrSki]

 

[Lucy Fur]

Simple solution, amputate his legs

Keep the legs, incinerate the rest.

 

[MrSki]

Well the BBC has finally put something of the story on their website here Jennifer Arcuri: Conservative Party helped PM with inquiry legal bills