#piggate

[laptop]

I never thought I'd live to see the day where this piggate thread got relegated to the second page of threads in this forum. I genuinely thought this one was going to run and run until the end of Cameron's career.

Short attention spa

 

[spartacus mills]

PMQs 14/10/15:

Kevin Brennan (Cardiff West) (Lab): Can the Prime Minister help to clear up something for the House and the country? It concerns the recent biography of him by Isabel Oakeshott. In it, Lord Ashcroft says that he told the Prime Minister about his non-dom tax status in 2009; yet, in 2010, the Prime Minister said that he did not know the detail of Lord Ashcroft’s tax status. Clearly, someone is telling porkies. Is it him, or Lord Ashcroft?

Callum McCaig (Aberdeen South) (SNP): The Scottish Government have estimated that the apprenticeship levy introduced by the Chancellor in the July Budget will raise £391 million from Scotland, with £146 million of that coming from the public sector. As yet, there has been no confirmation that a single penny of that will come to Scotland to fund our distinct modern apprenticeship programme. Will the Prime Minister confirm today that Scotland will receive our fair share of this funding, or are we seeing another pig in a poke from this supposed one nation Government?

 

[laptop]

Time to move on to an urbanz compendium of porcine metaphors.

All contributions are accepted on the understanding that they may be communicated to Opposition MPs

 

[Puddy_Tat]

the Iain Duncan Smiths have released 'This Charming Ham'

Smiths tribute band release new song 'This Charming Ham' following David Cameron dead pig claims | NME.COM

 

[JHE]

Lord Ashcroft is in intensive care with 'life-threatening' kidney failure. Sinister mad cackling has been heard in the vicinity of Downing Street.

 

[J Ed]

 

[weepiper]

Did we all see this one?

Nicola Sturgeon Says David Cameron Is 'Pig-headed' And Treats Scotland With 'Disdain'

 

[Sprocket.]

Lord Ashcroft is in intensive care with 'life-threatening' kidney failure. Sinister mad cackling has been heard in the vicinity of Downing Street.

Polonium?

 

[frogwoman]

it's a bit suspicious tbh.

 

[Pickman's model]

it's a bit suspicious tbh.

lashed with chains i wouldn't be surprised.

 

[Wilf]

Lord Ashcroft is in intensive care with 'life-threatening' kidney failure.

Given the work that's been done on pig to human tranplants, maybe they could use the parts Cameron didn't shag to sort Lord Ashcroft out.

 

[brogdale]

Ashcroft must be feeling a little more chipper...

 

[Fingers]

Update on the Bullingdon Boys. Apparently they used to get drunk and shove live pigeon heads up their back doors



I have got pissed up plenty of times and never felt the need

 

[brogdale]

Update on the Bullingdon Boys. Apparently they used to get drunk and shove live pigeon heads up their back doors

#pigeongate

Wow.

 

[Fingers]

Oh dear Osbourne. Perhaps explains that perpetually alarmed look he carries so well

 

[Fingers]

I believe Natalie Rowe was one of the parliamentary sex workers. The one that blew the lid on George's coke habit

 

[brogdale]

Oh dear Osbourne. Perhaps explains that perpetually alarmed look he carries so well

and the legs akimbo stance?

 

[Fingers]

That last Tweet, where she called him a sick twat, suggests that the chancellor has had a pigeon's head up his back passage.

 

[teqniq]

#pigeongate

Wow.

Coming home to roost, no less.

 

[brogdale]

That last Tweet, where she called him a sick twat, suggests that the chancellor has had a pigeon's head up his back passage.

Yeah, but tbf he is a sick twat, irrespective.

 

[brogdale]

Coming home to roost, no less.

Yeah, the 4th estate need to keep pecking away at this tail.

 

[Wilf]

This is like one of those A&E stories, 'how I accidentally got some pigeon beak wedged 6 inches up my bumhole'. The 'slippy bathroom floor' escape route doesn't work for this one, needs more creativity.

 

[Wilf]

'Whilst visiting the combined naturist/bird sanctuary, I bent over to tie my non-existent shoelace ...'.

 

[Voley]

That last Tweet

 

[Mr.Bishie]

I hope this works lol



Yay!

 

[brogdale]

'Whilst visiting the combined naturist/bird sanctuary, I bent over to tie my non-existent shoelace ...'.

Are you sure you're not getting carrier way with this story?

 

[Fingers]

List of places Tories should be banned from
Pig farms
Averies
Bird World
London Wetlands
Trafalgar Square

 

[Wilf]

Are you sure you're not getting carrier way with this story?

I fancy you are getting carried away. I'm rock solid on this - it's a racing certainty.

 

[DotCommunist]

List of places Tories should be banned from
Pig farms
Averies
Bird World
London Wetlands
Trafalgar Square

This life.

 

[teqniq]

No squabbling