#piggate

[xes]

Lulz?

I'm not laughing.

well, yes lulz was the wrong term although laughing at fucked up shit like this cushions it a little. Possibility for poignant songs to spring up is quite high though, they're usually amusing.

 

[Orang Utan]

Lulz?

I'm not laughing.

aw come on it's hilarious

 

[danny la rouge]

aw come on it's hilarious

Suffocating a pigeon in your arse? No.

 

[JimW]

I wonder which species and orifices/organs will feature in the next revelation? Stickleback up the urethra?

 

[Orang Utan]

Suffocating a pigeon in your arse? No.

A Tory politician being accused of shoving a pigeon up his arse is, yes.

 

[emanymton]

I wonder which species and orifices/organs will feature in the next revelation? Stickleback up the urethra?

I was going to suggest they swim in tanks of candiru.

 

[xes]

Suffocating a pigeon in your arse? No.

Surely we're allowed to laugh that it'll be making Osborne rather uncomfortable if it gets out properly and into the papers ect.


(if anyone wants to do a song like with the pig ones) A rejiggle of the Chicken song from Spitting Image could work. 'Hooold a pigeon in the air, and then stick it up your arse...'

 

[Orang Utan]

I wonder which species and orifices/organs will feature in the next revelation? Stickleback up the urethra?

Ken Livingstone sounding with a newt

 

[NoXion]

Dare I ask what sounding means in this context?

 

[frogwoman]

Its animal cruelty.

 

[Orang Utan]

Dare I ask what sounding means in this context?

to save you the google, it is putting objects up (or is it down?) your franklin

 

[NoXion]

to save you the google, it is putting objects up (or is it down?) your franklin

Urethra, I think I've got it?

 

[xenon]

Suffocating a pigeon in your arse? No.

Rapey too. Holding someone down and sticking stuff up their arse. If true, is serious offence.

 

[laptop]

Rapey too. Holding someone down and sticking stuff up their arse. If true, is serious offence.

No, no, the animal cruelty offence is More Serious.








Oooh, new frontiers in intersectionality

 

[danny la rouge]

Rapey too. Holding someone down and sticking stuff up their arse. If true, is serious offence.

I may have misunderstood; I thought he enjoyed being held down and a pigeon stuffed up his arse.

 

[danny la rouge]

A Tory politician being accused of shoving a pigeon up his arse is, yes.

I appear to be at odds with the zeitgeist again. No, I am prudish enough not to be amused by animal cruelty.

 

[xenon]

I may have misunderstood; I thought he enjoyed being held down and a pigeon stuffed up his arse.

Just going by the c&p tweets (no pun intended) on thread. Someone chosen, held down etc.

 

[Flanflinger]

Its animal cruelty.

Any animal coming into contact with a fucking tory is classed as cruelty.

 

[frogwoman]

The sexual murder of animals can lead fairly rapidly to attacks on people tbh.

 

[Orang Utan]

As if it happened

 

[Orang Utan]

I appear to be at odds with the zeitgeist again. No, I am prudish enough not to be amused by animal cruelty.

Or just the idea of a coked up Toryboy boasting that he shoved a pigeon up his arse - that's funny too.

 

[DexterTCN]

Or just the idea of a coked up Toryboy boasting that he shoved a pigeon up his arse - that's funny too.

A whole pidgeon?

 

[brogdale]

A whole pidgeon?

No d.

 

[DexterTCN]

No d.

I keep doing that...no idea why. Have trouble with misogyny too. I mean...never mind.

 

[existentialist]

Dare I ask what sounding means in this context?

It is almost certainly one of those "if you need to ask, you probably don't want to know..." questions.

 

[existentialist]

Urethra, I think I've got it?

Urethra Franklin

 

[J Ed]

The sexual murder of animals can lead fairly rapidly to attacks on people tbh.

...and it has

 

[frogwoman]

...and it has

Most serial killers started out with the torture and murder of animals for sexual purposes.

 

[Orang Utan]

You're talking about it as if it happened

 

[Santino]

Urethra, I think I've got it?

By George, she's got it.