Official: Prince Philip is Dead, 9th April 2021

[MickiQ]

Apparently Prince Edward will get that title, once The Queen dies.

It's to do with what the people who decide such things think that us proles will stand for. Like how Camilla always gets called The Duchess of Cornwall, even though she is The Princess of Wales, but the Diana-philes would have vapours if Camilla got called it.

The Queen of Hearts eh?

 

[Idris2002]

Nothing but respect for MY president:

 

[brogdale]

That controversial ploy of playing Anne up front on her own in Ancelotti's "Xmas tree"

 

[Yossarian]

 

[maomao]

People dying isn’t hilarious

Neither are you, Chuckles. How about either posting something half interesting or fucking off?

 

[rekil]

There's a petition afoot to retire the title. it needs 5 (!!! #fascism) patriots to click the link for it go live though.

Spoiler

link

 

[SpookyFrank]

We just very nearly missed a train because the screen that is supposed to tell you what platform your train is at was instead showing an announcement about a minute's silence for a dead racist

 

[not-bono-ever]

got my crisps, irn bru and cake for an exciting afternoon telly viewing. RIP HRH>

 

[fuck seals]

Weapon of choice about 300m from my flat today is Nikon long lens or Heckler & Koch MP5

New photo by Jon Head

 

[Yossarian]

We just very nearly missed a train because the screen that is supposed to tell you what platform your train is at was instead showing an announcement about a minute's silence for a dead racist

"You have reached 999 - after the three minutes of silence have concluded, please state your emergency."

 

[planetgeli]

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Surely that's taking the piss?

 

[UrbaneFox]

Wouldn't it be fun if William and Harry had a fight during the funeral. I assume they're both trained since they did time in the army. I think my money would be on William starting it, and Harry finishing it.

I'm looking forward to the next series of The Windsors.

 

[BobDavis]

Wouldn't it be fun if William and Harry had a fight during the funeral. I assume they're both trained since they did time in the army. I think my money would be on William starting it, and Harry finishing it.

Wills could start off with “my dad’s richer than your dad“ & go from there.

 

[Kaka Tim]

minutes silence sheduled for 3 pm - you know what to do urban -

 

[Petcha]

so the nation only has to do one minutes silence, but it's 2 minutes at football matches, last week anyway. twas very weird and seemed to last an eternity as most premier league players are not from these islands.

 

[maomao]

minutes silence sheduled for 3 pm - you know what to do urban -

Kids might just hear the chorus and take it at face value. Anything purposefully offensive is probably miserable enough to feel funereal. I'm going with 'walking on sunshine'.

 

[MickiQ]

We just very nearly missed a train because the screen that is supposed to tell you what platform your train is at was instead showing an announcement about a minute's silence for a dead racist

Own fault for going somewhere on such an important and sombre day, why aren't you at home grieving you disrepectful peasant

 

[cupid_stunt]

I did wonder who was actually going to the effort of bothering to complain about the BBC coverage. Now I find out it was mostly urbs.

Well, I put in six complaints, using different e-mail addresses.

 

[extra dry]

Just watched David Attinburgh waffle, ponticate and fannel his way through that interview, poor man, get back to the mountain gorrilas and such

 

[moochedit]

you disrepectful peasant

 

[planetgeli]

Kids might just hear the chorus and take it at face value. Anything purposefully offensive is probably miserable enough to feel funereal. I'm going with 'walking on sunshine'.

GSTQ doesn't have a chorus.

 

[extra dry]

Protection officer reminds the world of some of more difficult gaffs

 

[maomao]

GSTQ doesn't have a chorus.

Ok, the main line that is repeated throughout the song.

 

[Kaka Tim]

Dont think anyone could hear rotten spitting and snarling "god save the queen" and think he was celebrating the monarchy.

 

[extra dry]

Punks were well know for the love of the Royals

 

[maomao]

Dont think anyone could hear rotten spitting and snarling "god save the queen" and think he was celebrating the monarchy.

Dunno. It all sounds very cartoony now.

 

[Kaka Tim]

Still sounds like the 20th century's greatest work of popular art to me.

 

[Wilf]

Autumn Ying
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A blended family.

 

[Petcha]

why's the corpse on the back of a jeep? austerity?

 

[Saul Goodman]

why's the corpse on the back of a jeep? austerity?

There was no room in the wheelie bin.