Official: Prince Philip is Dead, 9th April 2021

[cupid_stunt]

why's the corpse on the back of a jeep? austerity?

It's not a yankie Jeep, it's a British Range Rover.

 

[brogdale]

We mean it maaaan
All Crimes must be paid.

 

[Raheem]

There was no room in the wheelie bin.

They could have stomped him down with the inside of the kitchen bin, surely?

 

[brogdale]

At 11 on the dial; fuck you royalists

 

[brogdale]

In the end it had to be my CD; couldn't find the single in time!

 

[Saul Goodman]

 

[quiet guy]

That could possibly put Meghan's kid as first in line to the throne, the Daily Mail will just love that.

That's not a lot for 16 years work tbh, Crossrail and the Chunnel have been built in less time than that.

Ah but it was done at cost. God bless his cotton rich socks

 

[extra dry]

Ah but it was done at cost. God bless his cotton rich socks

I heard the prince kept dropping the spanner and tzking two years to pick it up

 

[MickiQ]

Some wanker on my estate is playing the last post

 

[nottsgirl]

Are they playing the last post? I think the local pub have it on.

 

[Argonia]

Mumbai versus Hyderabad shaping up to be quite a good game

 

[Riklet]

I was silent for a minute

....Because I was busy cooking and washing up.

 

[MickiQ]

Are they playing the last post? I think the local pub have it on.

Nope it's some tosser a couple of streets over by the sound of it, the pub is too far and in the opposite direction

 

[PR1Berske]

The PA manages to provide the one photograph that will be with us forever more.

 

[rubbershoes]

 

[Idris2002]

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[Argonia]

How bad will it be when she goes ? I cant be in this country when it happens

Totally understand this. The moment it breaks I'm off to Amsterdam for a bout of magic truffles.

 

[8ball]

Was at pharmacist picking up some stuff earlier. Very reverent atmosphere there. Felt slightly bad about disturbing the minute silence for a sec.

 

[muscovyduck]

Is he dead yet

 

[brogdale]

Is he dead yet

dead enough for the lid to be nailed down

 

[Idris2002]

Here's a question for any cunning linguists on the thread: is it true that Phil was the person largely responsible for promoting the phrase "pull your finger out" beyond the world of the Royal Navy?

 

[Saul Goodman]

Here's a question for any cunning linguists on the thread: is it true that Phil was the person largely responsible for promoting the phrase "pull your finger out" beyond the world of the Royal Navy?

That sounds more likely to be Andrew.

 

[Orang Utan]

That sounds more likely to be Andrew.

No that’s ‘stick your finger in’

 

[Idris2002]

No that’s ‘stick your finger in’

Such exquisite imagery.

 

[fucthest8]

stick your finger in

pull your finger out

In
Out
In
Out
Shake it all about

?

 

[fucthest8]

stick your finger in

pull your finger out

In
Out
In
Out
Shake it all about

?

 

[PR1Berske]

When Liz goes, what we've been through for the last week will be nothing in comparison. There will be the funeral and Charles' succession, and everything from her age, her reign, her marriage, her (recent) bereavement, and &c, will be added to his succession, his chosen regnal name, the coronation, her funeral, the lot. Today really was something of a first rehearsal.

 

[MickiQ]

I note he's wearing a suit and not the Admiral's uniform, I believe Brenda put her foot down and said no uniforms. Says something when someone his age has to be told off by his Mum about what to wear to his Dad's funeral.

 

[Saul Goodman]

I note he's wearing a suit and not the Admiral's uniform, I believe Brenda put her foot down and said no uniforms. Says something when someone his age has to be told off by his Mum about what to wear to his Dad's funeral.

She'd obviously been reading the comments on Twitter, about Prince Paedo wearing the full regalia to the funeral.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

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