brixtonvilla
should be Oslovilla, really
LOfuckingL. Why didn't we think of doing this before?
More distinguished dissenters call for 9-11 investigation
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exosculate
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FridgeMagnet said:
You are getting it a trifle out of proportion
Uh, those Banannas look like, uh, er,
So,
Back to the subject
I think the best way to get the most garlic oil in to the food is the thin sliceing method when you compress (smashing) garlic flesh it forces the fluid in the garlic flesh to spill on to the cuting board and get all over the smashing instrument
I would suggest getting one of those crank cheese graters if ya cant handle the razor sliceing thing.
the one I saw today also had a sliceing Drum.
I havent tried it but it may be possible to use this device to thinly slice peeled garlic cloves.
I am planning to purchase one in the future and I will post a "range Report" with full details as to its performance.
So,
Back to the subject
I think the best way to get the most garlic oil in to the food is the thin sliceing method when you compress (smashing) garlic flesh it forces the fluid in the garlic flesh to spill on to the cuting board and get all over the smashing instrument
I would suggest getting one of those crank cheese graters if ya cant handle the razor sliceing thing.
the one I saw today also had a sliceing Drum.
I havent tried it but it may be possible to use this device to thinly slice peeled garlic cloves.
I am planning to purchase one in the future and I will post a "range Report" with full details as to its performance.
FridgeMagnet
Administrator
My flatmate has one of those graters I think. I've not tried it with garlic. She might object to her cheese tasting of garlic afterwards though.
FridgeMagnet
Administrator
Actually, you know, I've just been looking at some photos and these guys could have a point.
I mean, it's obviously there, isn't it? Why are the mainstream media ignoring this?
I mean, it's obviously there, isn't it? Why are the mainstream media ignoring this?
FridgeMagnet
Administrator
But surely it could never reach the temperatures required to melt garlic - and what about the reports of molten garlic at the base?
Andy the Don
Wise men say only fools..
FridgeMagnet said:
I knew it was the Italians all along..
dylanredefined
Not a house elf a tiger
Any idea what this character is supposed to be? sorry for derailing threadWowbagger said:
mauvais
on reddit or something
I've just remembered what actually happened. Imagine that, eh! All this time and I - software engineer extraordinaire - knew the truth!
http://superlies.com/sty/?sty=0001&lang=
http://superlies.com/sty/?sty=0001&lang=
WAS BUSH BEHIND 9/11 DISASTERAMA?
29/04/2004 - 00:01 - A Special News Report by Donkis Magmate
THIS may well look like an ordinary person, but he's nothing of the sort. Many say he's the President of the United States of America; others refuse to comment. What's not for sure is whether this man/monkey hybrid monster is personally responsible for the death of over three innocent people in the tragedy that befell the World Trade Center and Pentagon in 2001.
At first it was thought that invisible hands had caused the planes to collide with the towers. This was proven to be rubbish! Then so-called exports said it was the work of dangerous magicians. Nonsense! Finally those who should know better - but clearly don't - said it was an attack carried out by none other than former clown and children's entertainer, Osama Bin-Laden.
Is that really what happened? Chilling new evidence suggests not. Previously indecipherable FBI and CIA documents, released yesterday under the Freedom Of Infromartian Act, reveal how former Air Force idiot Bush himself may well have flown both aircraft into the famous landmarks.
"Really Shit At Flying"
The issue of the President's air service in Vietnam has come up many times in the past. Reports indicate that Bush often took to the skies whilst dog-drunk and hooked on smack, frequently having "no idea where or who he was, or indeed why". Former copilot Johnson David, whose name we have rearranged to protect his identity, says Bush would often just ramble incoherently and jab at the cockpit buttons indiscriminately. Johnson, discharged from the USAF after a mid-air collision with a badger, claims the now-famous world leader "didn't even know what an engine was".
Falsified passenger lists suggest that Dubya was aboard all four doomed flights that day, under the anagramatic pseudonym of Nellis McHat. Before the first crash, audio from cockpit voice recorders, though crushed up beyond comprehension, clearly tell how he requested a "quick go" at handling the powerful Boeing 737. Careful pilots wouldn't let him at first, but eventually had to give in after he became abusive and used a pointy plastic sword to kick them out of their little room at the front where they normally do all the stuff.
Crazy Chaos Caused Crashtastic Collision Carnage
What happened then is unknown, but our in-depth systemathemical computeroid, ImaginoVision™ Disasterizer, has reconstructed exactly what occurred, using the mysterious art of diagram.
A: Bush takes command - Visibly excited at prospect of actually being in charge
B: Aircraft out of control - His attempts to rectify make matters worse
C: President bails - Uses stray shirt as impromptu parachute, leaps from window
D: Hits first tower- Smashes right through; building wrecked but plane OK
E: Omitted - For obvious reasons!
F: Final bang - Pilotless ghost plane wheels back around; crushed to bits after colliding with other tower
Noone can ever be sure if this is what took place, but further damning evidence is offered by wreckage sifters who say they found both the sword, and a biscuit belonging to George, amongst the rubble. However, many remain questions are unanswered, like:
* what about the second plane?
* why did no-one see the parachute?
* where in blue blazes is my dinner?
We know not the responses of mine what go there, but also bethinks this. The important thing to remember is it's all a big conspiracy. The government, whilst incapable of running the country, is capable of hiding the truth! Be careful who you know and why!
FridgeMagnet
Administrator
One of the Special Unit from an anime called Jin-Rohdylanredefined said:
which is actually really rather good.
http://www.jin-roh.net/
edit: the look was stolen in part for a game called Killzone
dylanredefined
Not a house elf a tiger
The likeness is frightening isnt it 
.Cheers for that it was bugging me .
.Cheers for that it was bugging me .The problem is the Gun.
see, in the drawing the charcter is holding a Mg 42 German belt fed Machine gun.
Now We have ALL seen these many times in films and photographs.
You may not think you have but you have.
So we scale the size of the person because we all know how big the Mg 42 is.
the charcter as drawn would probably be 7 to 8 feet tall.
the idiot with the baseball shin guards on could be scaled to be even larger.
The problem is the gun
there is an aftermarket plastic and aluminum 1/3 scale Mg42 covering that a ruger 10-22 .22 caliber rifle fits in to.
this is a small rifle for a young person.
if this guy was holding an actual mg 42 he would be about ten feet tall and prolly weigh fifteen hundred pounds.....
His fantasy costume does appear to closely resemble the drawn charcter.
The guy dropped some cash to do that.
see, in the drawing the charcter is holding a Mg 42 German belt fed Machine gun.
Now We have ALL seen these many times in films and photographs.
You may not think you have but you have.
So we scale the size of the person because we all know how big the Mg 42 is.
the charcter as drawn would probably be 7 to 8 feet tall.
the idiot with the baseball shin guards on could be scaled to be even larger.
The problem is the gun
there is an aftermarket plastic and aluminum 1/3 scale Mg42 covering that a ruger 10-22 .22 caliber rifle fits in to.
this is a small rifle for a young person.
if this guy was holding an actual mg 42 he would be about ten feet tall and prolly weigh fifteen hundred pounds.....
His fantasy costume does appear to closely resemble the drawn charcter.
The guy dropped some cash to do that.
exosculate
a stagger with a beat
FridgeMagnet said:
The fire retardant lining on the twin towers was made of garlic - why do you think they hate the French so much!
exosculate
a stagger with a beat
Jazzz said:yawn. grow up.
To belittle such a sensible opening post is truly disgusting.
friedaweed
Me and me girl named Jane
I find french garlic particularly better tasting and much more aromatic in my 911 dishes.editor said:
CIA analysts piece together the clues that identify the cause of the collapse of building 7.
editor
hiraethified
Some untraceable guy on a home-made website with a DVD to sell said that I should just shove it in the wok instead.Techno303 said:
But if you can find three schoolboys with a PDF file masquerading as a book telling me that I should in fact crush and salt the garlic, that's what I'll do next time.
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