Masterchef 2012

[Maggot]

So no one went out? What a pointless show!

 

[purenarcotic]

Two drop outs this year, not had that for a long time.

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

So no one went out? What a pointless show!

that's exactly what we just said!!! waste of an hour or what?!

 

[DexterTCN]

False advertising, in fact. And at least two could/should have gone.

 

[Spark]

I'm just intrigued to know why the drop outs decided to go. The first one, Jonathan I think, was really good but suddenly semwd terrified of the fish in Jason Atherton's kitchen and panicked.

 

[DexterTCN]

Ah...coz 2 have now dropped out it would have affected the schedule so they couldn't boot another out just now!

 

[twentythreedom]

The japanese girl looks a bit naughty. Maybe she knows Shippy

 

[wayward bob]

i find aki and moonface boy unwatchable now but i'm losing interest fast as they keep fucking about with the format and the schedule

 

[Santino]

Ashvy clearly felt out of her depth.

 

[wayward bob]

Ashvy clearly felt out of her depth.

she was. i loved the "despite her commitment to the competition" caveat that clearly meant she just bottled it

 

[Santino]

It was curtains when she started defending her rubbish curry on the basis that she is Indian.

 

[wayward bob]

shoulda put ground almonds in to thicken it.

 

[purenarcotic]

I literally drooled at nearly everything being cooked in the restaurants. Except the tortilla, which was too runny for me. I like my eggs 'overcooked'.

 

[FabricLiveBaby!]

I literally drooled at nearly everything being cooked in the restaurants. Except the tortilla, which was too runny for me. I like my eggs 'overcooked'.

Really?


I LOVE a runny omlette!

 

[N_igma]

Afsana? What the fuck is going on that Scottish girl is absolutely clueless she hasn't cooked a half decent meal the whole competition!

 

[Orangesanlemons]

I think she did one stunning dish, amidst loads of sugary rubbish. Certainly pouring hot caramel into an ice cream churner doesn't make me think "winner". That dish looked horrible.
Loved the use of colour on alien boy's Spanish dish.
Aki's face when she was saved was also a picture (a Dali, to be exact). Well funny.

 

[trashpony]

Afsana? What the fuck is going on that Scottish girl is absolutely clueless she hasn't cooked a half decent meal the whole competition!

I know. Bloody weird - Emma's cooking has been decidedly iffy

 

[purenarcotic]

With Emma I think they're eternally hoping that her experimental side will produce something amazing. It just won't.

 

[Schmetterling]

I think she did one stunning dish, amidst loads of sugary rubbish. Certainly pouring hot caramel into an ice cream churner doesn't make me think "winner". That dish looked horrible.
Loved the use of colour on alien boy's Spanish dish.
Aki's face when she was saved was also a picture (a Dali, to be exact). Well funny.

Her face is starting to go on my nerves!

 

[Ceej]

Emma to go next, please - I don't like her food, (onion ice cream, anyone?) and she's miles behind everyone else.
I quite like everyone else! Aki is like an overexcited puppy!

 

[Ms T]

Afsana? What the fuck is going on that Scottish girl is absolutely clueless she hasn't cooked a half decent meal the whole competition!

I thought it was pretty fair to be honest. The apple flan/tart was pretty unimpressive given the standards of some of the others. Afsana was never going to win. Emma will be out next, I reckon.

 

[belboid]

Who tried to make ice cream with booze in it, despite knowing that it wouldn't set in time cos the booze slows the process down? Whoever it was should be out, as even I was sat at home going 'boil it off first then' - it's hardly rocket science. It as Afsana wasn't it? She made nice looking food, but had zero chance of winning. My bro used to work with her, very nice woman apparently, and very committed. But it aint Masterchef winning food, unfortunately

 

[Orang Utan]

haven't watched this since week 1 - is moonface boy the short ugly dark haired one?

 

[wayward bob]

jay or aki to go today, mark my words

 

[wayward bob]

haven't watched this since week 1 - is moonface boy the short ugly dark haired one?

yeah, tbh i've started to warm to him a little

 

[wayward bob]

jay or aki to go today, mark my words

ah fuck - forgot all about emma

 

[Orang Utan]

yeah, tbh i've started to warm to him a little

he looks like a cross between gollum and kd lang with liver failure

 

[N_igma]

Can we request someone put a bag over Aki's face for the rest of the competition?

 

[Espresso]

Heh. You've got the personality of a walnut.
That'd be fighting talk where I come from

 

[Orang Utan]

i've just been assaulted by the dreadful mental image of greg motorboating