ElizabethofYork
Old Crone
I know I'm very old and out of touch, but today's fashion is weird. Women with shiny faces, mad eyelashes and brows, and men with ugly haircuts and bodies bursting out of their clothes like the Incredible Hulk.
MAFSUK 2024
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Mrs Miggins
Eternal
I fell asleep. Again.
ash
Inittogether
Everyone’s reactions were a pictureJust watching last night's episode now, that whole discussion about Amy's bumhole is utterly hilarious, I think I ruptured something laughing
Epona
Radar 2006-2020, Sonic 2006-2022, Jakey 2007-2024
It was seeing everyone else desperately trying to hide the fact that they were creasing up that tipped me over the edgeEveryone’s reactions were a picture
And Amy's comment along the lines of "my bumhole has never seen that sort of action in its entire creation thank you very much" was classic.
I really feel as though the experts didn't pull him up on it hard enough though, letting him get away with "I'm a quirky non-conformist" was very off - no, that is sex pest type behaviour if you're doing it in a situation not only where it wasn't part of a consensual sexual dynamic between two people, but where you had already been told that they didn't want you to make overly-sexualised comments to or about them - absolute no.
ash
Inittogether
I agree, for once Polly interjected appropriately I thought. My daughter was out so I did take some photos of the subtitled “regret” spoken by Paul and these and sent them to her.It was seeing everyone else desperately trying to hide the fact that they were creasing up that tipped me over the edge
I really feel as though the experts didn't pull him up on it hard enough though, letting him get away with "I'm a quirky non-conformist" was very off - no, that is sex pest type behaviour if you're doing it in a situation not only where it wasn't part of a consensual sexual dynamic between two people, but where you had already been told that they didn't want you to make overly-sexualised comments to or about them - absolute no.
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May Kasahara
take me to the feeling
This has definitely been the most vapid, tedious bunch I've seen (in my short time watching this awful programme ). Particularly irritating in their wholesale adoption of all that bollocks Love Island phraseology:
"muggy as fuck"
"it's giving..."
Referring to themselves as "ya girl"
All really really fucking annoying.
). Particularly irritating in their wholesale adoption of all that bollocks Love Island phraseology:"muggy as fuck"
"it's giving..."
Referring to themselves as "ya girl"
All really really fucking annoying.
ash
Inittogether
Totally agree and what does:This has definitely been the most vapid, tedious bunch I've seen (in my short time watching this awful programme
"muggy as fuck"
"it's giving..."
Referring to themselves as "ya girl"
All really really fucking annoying.
“She’s giving carvery” mean ?!?!
Looby
Well-Known Member
I tried to google but ended up with lots of results for Toby.
Speculation includes:
Helping herself to lots of meat.
Maybe too much flesh on show?
Fuck knows.
I quite liked Hannah. She wound people up but she seemed alright.
Give me Hannah as a mate over those other twats any time. Oh and Emma, I like wine and crisps too.
Numbers
an ting!
Big Brother / MAFSUK hybrid post for the winI tried to google but ended up with lots of results for Toby.
Speculation includes:
Helping herself to lots of meat.
Maybe too much flesh on show?
Fuck knows.
I quite liked Hannah. She wound people up but she seemed alright.
Give me Hannah as a mate over those other twats any time. Oh and Emma, I like wine and crisps too.
Mrs Miggins
Eternal
Looby
Well-Known Member
Thought so. Horrible!
Receipts= evidence.
She kissed a guy who wasn’t even speaking with his ‘wife’ and Richelle couldn’t stand him. That’s it! They hated that she was pretty, didn’t suck up to them and was friendly with ‘their men’. It’s all so toxic (if real).
Polly didn’t like her because Adam liked petite women.
Holly was awful, and Polly.
Looby
Well-Known Member
I paused the telly on a dominos advert the other day and wanted pizza immediately.
Epona
Radar 2006-2020, Sonic 2006-2022, Jakey 2007-2024
There was a lot of talk about "girl code" too, which I didn't get.
As I understand it, that means don't hit on a friend's partner or someone they are wanting to ask out themselves. Basic good manners towards friends and consideration of their feelings in other words.
That wasn't the situation at all - the blokes she was talking to (and it did mostly seem to be just that, talking to) had been rejected by the people they'd been partnered up with in "the experiment", and she wasn't friends with any of the women, they'd only just met.
If "girl code" means (as they seemed to be suggesting) don't try to get together or have a conversation or a laugh with a bloke who's been in a relationship with a woman previously then that narrows the field to an unviable level.
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ash
Inittogether
Yes I reckon Hannah, Emma and maybe Charlie for a night out - she looked quite shocked and supportive of Hannah.I tried to google but ended up with lots of results for Toby.
Speculation includes:
Helping herself to lots of meat.
Maybe too much flesh on show?
Fuck knows.
I quite liked Hannah. She wound people up but she seemed alright.
Give me Hannah as a mate over those other twats any time. Oh and Emma, I like wine and crisps too.
Poot
My wife thinks I work too hard
It's all so playground isn't it? It's like that impenetrable stuff that ten year olds say about how you're not their friend anymore. Because they're ten and they don't understand how friendship and loyalty work and when it is and isn't important.
Then got all angry about Hannah daring to mention her daughter.
Numbers
an ting!
Last time I had a carvery was probably 1993/94.
When I came to London to live in 1989 I used to think it was a right posh thing to do. I lived in Hanwell at the time and there was a great one on the Boston Manor rd.
Epona
Radar 2006-2020, Sonic 2006-2022, Jakey 2007-2024
I'd still go for one tbf, I do love a roast and the idea of having All The Meats (as in roasted meat, not a euphemism for men!!!) is just so appealing.
Epona
Radar 2006-2020, Sonic 2006-2022, Jakey 2007-2024
Oh aye, they actually subtitled that as Narc-Assist, I wondered whether he'd completely misunderstood the meaning of the word and was worried he'd get in trouble with local dealers and criminal networks back homeThat’s just reminded me of something Adam said that made me laugh. It’s when he said he’s not a Narkassist - sounds like someone who does County lines
ash
Inittogether
Wouldn’t surprise me tbh!!Oh aye, they actually subtitled that as Narc-Assist, I wondered whether he'd completely misunderstood the meaning of the word and was worried he'd get in trouble with local dealers and criminal networks back home
ash
Inittogether
And they keep referring to people they’ve only known for 6 weeks as best friends
Callie
Pivoting
Orson actually seems quite nice and fun. I didn't get a vibe of "celebrity wannabe" from him or whatever it was that Richelle was concerned about.
I guess in that situation if you don't vibe with someone it would play on all your worries and paranoia. But weird that she so viciously (it seems) went for him. He must have done something to really press her buttons/piss her off.
Mrs Miggins
Eternal
My Other Half has been giggling about how’s she’s never going to live this down. Every boyfriend from now will be like “can I terrorise your bumhole?” 
starfish
No dialogue. Just plot.
It reminded me of thisMy Other Half has been giggling about how’s she’s never going to live this down. Every boyfriend from now will be like “can I terrorise your bumhole?”
