on saturday, after the STW thing head to the portico of thames house for some juggling, sound systems, fire breathing, axe grinding, knife throwing, revolutionary shutting down of MI5 "the author of our miseries" -
MARCH ON MI5
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Maurice Picarda
Actually, might as well flounce.
Alas, I have no axe to grind.
kebabking
Not a Girly Swot, but I like them....
saturday?
can i congratulate your handler for not only getting a load of malcontents to turn up at Thames House to have their photographs taken, meaning it won't eat into the travel budget, but to do so when only a fraction of the staff will be around, so no one will be inconvenienced by the presence of these assorted firebreathers, jugglers, unicyclists and revolutionaries called Tarquin?
someone has earnt their pay increment this year - might even get a Christmas bonus!
can i congratulate your handler for not only getting a load of malcontents to turn up at Thames House to have their photographs taken, meaning it won't eat into the travel budget, but to do so when only a fraction of the staff will be around, so no one will be inconvenienced by the presence of these assorted firebreathers, jugglers, unicyclists and revolutionaries called Tarquin?
someone has earnt their pay increment this year - might even get a Christmas bonus!
dunno if youd get your photo taken any more specifically by taking to the portico of mi5-probably just as likely anywhere near parliment,socpa zone,and im sure as a proportion more work weekends there than parliment say - and if you aint on a database as they say, youv not been trying very hard- and which wankers stay around for the speeches...
Maurice Picarda
Actually, might as well flounce.
I refuse to believe that the security service would train or pay someone to be so implausible and absurd. If the wee lad turns out to be a state actor, I'd suspect a 6 plot to make 5 look silly and thus win some brutal fight over budgets for tracking returned jihadists.
i do get paid by the state - just benefits though (but the highest rate - which i never had an atos assesment for)
andysays
Love and solidarity
That's just what they want you to believe. This whole kingfisher persona is a huge double bluff
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!1!, etc
not-bono-ever
meh
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Starry Wisdom
what is this socpa zone of which you speak? do you mean the gsz?
the bit where you have to get permission to not only march but do a static rally as well? very good with the acronyms, were just gonna do our usual think and sit in the portico and have a few tins, innit might press the buzzer. iv got a schtick where i tell coppers im regnum defende anyway so if they show up do that for a bit, but with prior planning you could fill that place, have a proper little sound system and that. pity so many people are reluctant to go there, highly suspicious i reckon....
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Starry Wisdom
i think you'll find this hasn't been the case since 2011.
ok whats the gsz then?
Sirena
Don't monkey with the buzzsaw
The z will be zone.....
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Starry Wisdom
government security zone
Sirena
Don't monkey with the buzzsaw
go on....give us another....
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Starry Wisdom
you've got another ten seconds, say something outrageousgo on....give us another....
gosub
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so you are ranting on other threads about all and sundry working for the security services even put put a youtube as proof some bloke sarcastically admiting he's from the defunct propagada section MI7, and on this thread you are saying you go round telling people you are MI5
Do yourself a favour, lay off the weed and the internet for a while.
Maurice Picarda
Actually, might as well flounce.
Tbf they hired tommlinson and shayler so its not exactly a rigourous standard
Tomlinson was other side of the river, to be fair.
DrRingDing
'anti-human wanker'
This person needs banning for their own good. They won't want to come back in a few months and have record of this when they're a bit more lucid.
FUCK OFF DR, be there or be square, aldi rum and lager in the portico of mi5 4.20 pm saturday #shutthespooksdown #treblesallround
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Starry Wisdom
tomlinson was never hired by mi5.Tbf they hired tommlinson and shayler so its not exactly a rigourous standard
shayler quit because he thought mi5 not efficient enough.
not-bono-ever
meh
Top Tip for students - marching on mi5 may adversely impact any future applications you may make to the security services.
kebabking
Not a Girly Swot, but I like them....
i fear that anyone aspiring to become an intelligence officer may find their application hindered by the rather obvious failing of thinking that there will be anyone at Thames House at 4pm on a dank saturday afternoon.
'yes, i experimented with being a soap-dodging swappie at uni' is not an unrecoverable sin, 'i've got cat shit for brains' however probably is.
Maurice Picarda
Actually, might as well flounce.
kebabking
Not a Girly Swot, but I like them....
oh they'll be there all right - the poor sod who got dicked for the weekend shift and the department head who's catching up on some internet shopping, but there won't be many there, and they certainly won't be be put off by a troop of partially shaven chimps getting drunk and setting light to themselves in the rain...
P&P looks after itself
oddly, your tag of my name hasn't registered on thingy yet.
P&P looks after itself
oddly, your tag of my name hasn't registered on thingy yet.
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