MARCH ON MI5

[DotCommunist]

Top Tip for students - marching on mi5 may adversely impact any future applications you may make to the security services.

unless they use you to infiltrate the very scenes from which you emerged

 

[not-bono-ever]

the devious bastards!

 

[Treacle Toes]

This person needs banning for their own good. They won't want to come back in a few months and have record of this when they're a bit more lucid.

They have a penchant to burning other people's hats and cutting other people's hair...then bragging about it. Sometimes manic, very paranoid and a bit of a danger to themselves TBH.

 

[J Ed]

I hope that you're wrong kebabking and that the security service works on weekends. Don't really like the idea of 48 hours going by with no-one keeping an eye on home-grown Wahhabists, or indeed on P&P.

Oh look, caught nursing revenge fantasies about the left with your cock out again.

 

[kingfisher]

went really well actually, after the main march, which we were the only ones drinking on , and much of the crowd adopting HO HO HEY HYE ISIS RUN BY THE CIA , and ISIS ISIS very very BAD ISIS ISIS RUN BY MOSSAD - despite scowls and being told no they wont do that from the stage. DONT BOMB SYRIA, repeateda few times. the crowd stayed on the opposite side of the road from downing street, despite the hooky fences been unhooked. a bit boring, got another crate, slagged the stop the war people who were doing a poor us were being attacked thing off, CUZ YOUR COWARDS, YOU HAD 2 MILLION - not cowards wreckers, but - note on police liason, theyre were lots of surly ones about who didnt even want to liase to a crowd that was up for leaving, i tell them ill only liase with "my mate keith(leahy founder of the PLO scheme-retires in 3 years)" but there was some issue with a van. anyway i try and liase for the roads to ble closed along the embankment for my march to mi5. they dont even kick it up the train on the radios , quell surprise. so my merry band of 10 that are up for it set off, carol from big brother is drinking in the pub she dont want to come, and is surprised i hadnt been arrested. yeah pissing in the shower i do that to carol. but we gathered some, and we got 1 more from the enviromental campaigners on the bridge. we get there, solmeone pisses on the front door shutters co0me down we have some tins , some cops come up say what you doing here? just sitting having some tins mate? why,. why are you here? wev had reports/ both armed badges covered, the thick one pretends he doesnt know what the building is, too thick to be armed probably. im arguing the toss, i have a book in my pocket and wouldnt mind getting arrested, but others with me tell me to go, a man comes out of the building. i ask about the shooting in wood green. cop says "you have as much right to shoot people as 7us , self dfefence" = ask him what the biggest criminal hes ever caught is ? whether the shift from terminology from mumbai style terrorist attacks to roaming fire arms attacks is. a van of normal cops show up, these armed ones were in a red car. the normal cops include hipster cop, who is looking very stoic. we go continue to drink elsewhere. a video got made of pissing on it, thatl probably be kicking around soon, jobs a good un, roll on the next one lets make protesting or streetdrinking at thames house the norm

 

[J Ed]

went really well actually, after the main march, which we were the only ones drinking on , and much of the crowd adopting HO HO HEY HYE ISIS RUN BY THE CIA , and ISIS ISIS very very BAD ISIS ISIS RUN BY MOSSAD

If I were a spook sent to disrupt opposition to mass surveillance that's exactly what I'd get people chanting too.

 

[frogwoman]

went really well actually, after the main march, which we were the only ones drinking on , and much of the crowd adopting HO HO HEY HYE ISIS RUN BY THE CIA , and ISIS ISIS very very BAD ISIS ISIS RUN BY MOSSAD - despite scowls and being told no they wont do that from the stage. DONT BOMB SYRIA, repeateda few times.

You're a fucking idiot.

 

[Lurcio]

But it's a secret organisation and how do you know where it really is? I don't think it's going to be where they let us think it is. I think it's somewhere hidden, like Hogwarts is. Only the "right" people will know.

The whole point about a national intelligence apparatus is that 'IT'S EVERYWHERE' ... everyday, pervasive and ubiquitous.

 

[J Ed]

You're a fucking idiot.

ISIS stands for ISraei Intelligene Service, wake up sheeple it's right in there in the acronym!!

 

[Pickman's model]

went really well actually, after the main march, which we were the only ones drinking on ,

 

[Pickman's model]

im arguing the toss

ah, so you are a tosser

 

[gosub]

ISIS stands for ISraei Intelligene Service, wake up sheeple it's right in there in the acronym!!

I thought it was because you can't even get a job as a terrorist these days unless you went to Oxford

 

[Pickman's model]

I thought it was because you can't even get a job as a terrorist these days unless you went to Oxford

of course

 

[J Ed]

I thought it was because you can't even get a job as a terrorist these days unless you went to Oxford

These days you can't even be a Trot without going to private school

 

[kingfisher]

If I were a spook sent to disrupt opposition to mass surveillance that's exactly what I'd get people chanting too.

yeah not a protest about mass surveillance is it. funny there isnt any opposition to mass surveillance is there? when germany were mustering tens of thousands (argument from history stasi gestapo et al) all our activists were doing fracking, too close to home innit. but we will be back at mi5! they are the authors of our misery!

 

[kebabking]

...will be back at mi5! they are the authors of our misery!

 

[kingfisher]

tennents drinkers and crackheads know about the mi5 mate, they know about the gun oil smelling dogs and the brownings concealed under blankets. they keep us safe

 

[likesfish]

All the cool kids have siggs these days .
Its probably a jape by mi6 to annoy mi5.

they loathe one another for some reason after the 10th person asks an mi6 officer if they work for mi5 they start screaming and swearing in a very posh accent .

Much more entertaining than asking the CIA about the kennedy shooting

 

[dylanredefined]

i fear that anyone aspiring to become an intelligence officer may find their application hindered by the rather obvious failing of thinking that there will be anyone at Thames House at 4pm on a dank saturday afternoon.

'yes, i experimented with being a soap-dodging swappie at uni' is not an unrecoverable sin, 'i've got cat shit for brains' however probably is.

Well at least the security guards will have something to chat about. Apart from whining about that one bloke who forgets his pass and tries to bluff his way in.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Well at least the security guards will have something to chat about. Apart from whining about that one bloke who forgets his pass and tries to bluff his way in.

escaping from a car underwater then gaining access to HQ without a pass is one of the final selection tests for new employees.

 

[A380]

went really well actually, after the main march, which we were the only ones drinking on , and much of the crowd adopting HO HO HEY HYE ISIS RUN BY THE CIA , and ISIS ISIS very very BAD ISIS ISIS RUN BY MOSSAD - despite scowls and being told no they wont do that from the stage. DONT BOMB SYRIA, repeateda few times. the crowd stayed on the opposite side of the road from downing street, despite the hooky fences been unhooked. a bit boring, got another crate, slagged the stop the war people who were doing a poor us were being attacked thing off, CUZ YOUR COWARDS, YOU HAD 2 MILLION - not cowards wreckers, but - note on police liason, theyre were lots of surly ones about who didnt even want to liase to a crowd that was up for leaving, i tell them ill only liase with "my mate keith(leahy founder of the PLO scheme-retires in 3 years)" but there was some issue with a van. anyway i try and liase for the roads to ble closed along the embankment for my march to mi5. they dont even kick it up the train on the radios , quell surprise. so my merry band of 10 that are up for it set off, carol from big brother is drinking in the pub she dont want to come, and is surprised i hadnt been arrested. yeah pissing in the shower i do that to carol. but we gathered some, and we got 1 more from the enviromental campaigners on the bridge. we get there, solmeone pisses on the front door shutters co0me down we have some tins , some cops come up say what you doing here? just sitting having some tins mate? why,. why are you here? wev had reports/ both armed badges covered, the thick one pretends he doesnt know what the building is, too thick to be armed probably. im arguing the toss, i have a book in my pocket and wouldnt mind getting arrested, but others with me tell me to go, a man comes out of the building. i ask about the shooting in wood green. cop says "you have as much right to shoot people as 7us , self dfefence" = ask him what the biggest criminal hes ever caught is ? whether the shift from terminology from mumbai style terrorist attacks to roaming fire arms attacks is. a van of normal cops show up, these armed ones were in a red car. the normal cops include hipster cop, who is looking very stoic. we go continue to drink elsewhere. a video got made of pissing on it, thatl probably be kicking around soon, jobs a good un, roll on the next one lets make protesting or streetdrinking at thames house the norm

Brilliant, Rosa Parks and Ghandi have nothing on you. I expect the collapse of both capitalism and the military/industrial complex in a matter of days as a result.

 

[nino_savatte]

went really well actually, after the main march, which we were the only ones drinking on , and much of the crowd adopting HO HO HEY HYE ISIS RUN BY THE CIA , and ISIS ISIS very very BAD ISIS ISIS RUN BY MOSSAD - despite scowls and being told no they wont do that from the stage. DONT BOMB SYRIA, repeateda few times. the crowd stayed on the opposite side of the road from downing street, despite the hooky fences been unhooked. a bit boring, got another crate, slagged the stop the war people who were doing a poor us were being attacked thing off, CUZ YOUR COWARDS, YOU HAD 2 MILLION - not cowards wreckers, but - note on police liason, theyre were lots of surly ones about who didnt even want to liase to a crowd that was up for leaving, i tell them ill only liase with "my mate keith(leahy founder of the PLO scheme-retires in 3 years)" but there was some issue with a van. anyway i try and liase for the roads to ble closed along the embankment for my march to mi5. they dont even kick it up the train on the radios , quell surprise. so my merry band of 10 that are up for it set off, carol from big brother is drinking in the pub she dont want to come, and is surprised i hadnt been arrested. yeah pissing in the shower i do that to carol. but we gathered some, and we got 1 more from the enviromental campaigners on the bridge. we get there, solmeone pisses on the front door shutters co0me down we have some tins , some cops come up say what you doing here? just sitting having some tins mate? why,. why are you here? wev had reports/ both armed badges covered, the thick one pretends he doesnt know what the building is, too thick to be armed probably. im arguing the toss, i have a book in my pocket and wouldnt mind getting arrested, but others with me tell me to go, a man comes out of the building. i ask about the shooting in wood green. cop says "you have as much right to shoot people as 7us , self dfefence" = ask him what the biggest criminal hes ever caught is ? whether the shift from terminology from mumbai style terrorist attacks to roaming fire arms attacks is. a van of normal cops show up, these armed ones were in a red car. the normal cops include hipster cop, who is looking very stoic. we go continue to drink elsewhere. a video got made of pissing on it, thatl probably be kicking around soon, jobs a good un, roll on the next one lets make protesting or streetdrinking at thames house the norm

Have you ever heard of paragraphs?

 

[gosub]

Brilliant, Rosa Parks and Ghandi have nothing on you. I expect the collapse of both capitalism and the military/industrial complex in a matter of days as a result.

And yet within short order of you writing that both whatapp and BBC web went down. Coincidence? . Most likely.

 

[not-bono-ever]

JOIN THE DOTS SHEEPLE...etc

 

[existentialist]

Have you ever heard of paragraphs?

That's just imperialist bourgeois oppression, that is.

 

[kingfisher]

yeah we did it again over the new year it was proper, all on tape - some fake policemen came, one was northern irish - of course he knew about steak knife and all the rest, they admitted there was no law that could stop us sitting there, drinking a few cans and that - thanking everyone for keeping us safe. they were very interested in me and dan, but then it started raining and other people began to drift in- the shutters were down by this time. one of the "tourists" went to the shops got us beer. now, if we can shut the front door so easily, where isd the back door - trhough the northern ireland office maybe? and a few more , but you wouldnt need very many people to shut down the security services! look these people will shout at empty parliments and infrequently go to scotland yard, but for surveillance/foreign policy/profiling/prevent etc - mi5 is the place to go protest- and so what if it looks like i have a death wish, and want to be murdered by the state to prove a point. these people! all about terrorism, they are looking at my dictaphone when a chinese tourist is taking pictures! thats a foreign power! you are really not bothered about foriegn powers any more?! following your people home and making them officers of gold? nah just these terrorists. bizzarre. very bizzarre. westminster dimension, is wierd,. wierd safe flats

 

[LDC]

In the spirit of Xmas this is the thread that just keeps on giving.

 

[kingfisher]

STAND UP COMEDY GIG AT MI5 THE 30TH OF JANUARY

 

[existentialist]

STAND UP COMEDY GIG AT MI5 THE 30TH OF JANUARY

Ssssssh.

 

[kebabking]

STAND UP COMEDY GIG AT MI5 THE 30TH OF JANUARY

i've heard its quite good - usually a top name with dinner etc.. from recall they binned xmas parties because everyone was snowed under with other xmas crap and went for an end-of-january affair instead as a pick-me-up after the massive letdown that is Christmas.

in truth, i'm surprised you got an invite - its officers only, not agents. are you sure someone hasn't put you on the email list by accident? check with your handler, you wouldn't want to arrive in all your finery to discover you couldn't get in...