Local Newspaper Headlines!

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[cupid_stunt]

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I can't find the story behind this.

But, google gave me these from The Argus...

'It was a spur of the moment thing' says man who threw paint over traffic warden in West Street | The Argus

Drivers find no entry signs at both ends of residential road - RESIDENTS were left flummoxed when no entry signs were installed at both ends of their road.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I can't find the story behind this.

But, google gave me these from The Argus...

'It was a spur of the moment thing' says man who threw paint over traffic warden in West Street | The Argus

Drivers find no entry signs at both ends of residential road - RESIDENTS were left flummoxed when no entry signs were installed at both ends of their road.

I'm not reading links - give me the synopsis.

 

[cupid_stunt]

I'm not reading links - give me the synopsis.

1 - A man threw paint over a traffic warden.

2 - Fuckwit council workers put up no entry signs at both ends of a road.

Happy now?

 

[farmerbarleymow]

1 - A man threw paint over a traffic warden.

2 - Fuckwit council workers put up no entry signs at both ends of a road.

Happy now?

Yes.

 

[cupid_stunt]

So easily pleased, oh, err, misses.

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

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New Zealand. Sheep. Sex. Make up your own headlines.

Brazen couple caught having sex on sheep statue in middle of city centre

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

Elderly couple says 60 pounds of pot was for Christmas presents

YORK — An elderly couple who was arrested in Nebraska with 60 pounds of marijuana in their truck told officers that the drugs were meant to be Christmas presents.

The couple were arrested Tuesday by the York County Sheriff's Department after they were stopped for a traffic violation on Interstate 80.

Officers found the bags of marijuana in the Toyota Tacoma driven by the 80-year-old man and 83-year-old woman. They said they were driving from California to Vermont.

Elderly couple says 60 pounds of pot was for Christmas presents

And a very happy Christmas to all!

 

[DaveCinzano]

Elderly couple says 60 pounds of pot was for Christmas presents

Elderly couple says 60 pounds of pot was for Christmas presents

And a very happy Christmas to all!

Better than fucking myrrh, again

 

[DotCommunist]

we two kings of mary jane are
drugs in the back of the Tocama
being 80 on Interstate 80
looking for yonder bar

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

Ding dong merrily on high,
In heav'n the bells are ringing:
Ding dong! verily the sky
Is riv'n with angel singing
Gloria Hosanna in excelsis!
Gloria Hosanna in excelsis!

Don't even have to change the words.

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

Anyone want to watch two buildings get imploded? They're tearing down some U of Nebraska dorms this morning. I lived in the building on the left side for a year:

Cather-Pound imploded Friday morning

 

[Libertad]

Anyone want to watch two buildings get imploded? They're tearing down some U of Nebraska dorms this morning. I lived in the building on the left side for a year:

Cather-Pound imploded Friday morning

Very tidy.

 

[Indeliblelink]

In The Argus yesterday - 'I should never have been here in the first place' - BGT stripper cleared of assault

 

[a_chap]

I know it's not a newspaper headline; it's the BBC "news" web site, but...

What next? "Breathing? Ten things to know about air"

 

[T & P]

I know it's not a newspaper headline; it's the BBC "news" web site, but...
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What next? "Breathing? Ten things to know about air"

Sadly the ever increasing budget cuts and apparent need to make the BBC news website get as much traffic as possible seems to have tipped the content to the populist end of the spectrum. I remember seeing an article from the 'Magazine' part of the website titled 'How is Keith Richards Still Alive?' at near the very top of the BBC News website home page.

It's bad enough that the BBC would even contemplate publishing such tripe in the first place, but to put it near the top of the home page...

 

[Poi E]

New Zealand. Sheep. Sex. Make up your own headlines.

Brazen couple caught having sex on sheep statue in middle of city centre

Looks like the woman got in the way.

 

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[scifisam]

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The best thing about that is the postie's name

 

[cupid_stunt]

The best thing about that is the postie's name

I hadn't noticed that, that's fucking funny.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Badgers

 

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You don't have to spend anything to enjoy Christmas. Women arrested and charged after 'stealing Christmas feast' from Southend Waitrose | Echo

 

[Orang Utan]

You don't have to spend anything to enjoy Christmas. Women arrested and charged after 'stealing Christmas feast' from Southend Waitrose | Echo

heh, fair play. shame they got caught. i would have looked the other way.

 

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http://www.ladbible.com/news/fail-d...er-mistaking-a-police-car-for-a-taxi-20171223

 

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[Wilf]

Reminds me of the time I was in hospital just before Christmas, early 90s, and there was a visit from some carol singers. The exceedingly grumpy - and quite thick - bloke in the next bed came out with the immortal line: 'fer fucks sake, you don't want that at Christmas'.