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[farmerbarleymow]

I'm intrigued by Dickfest

It sounds like a fun day out.

eta - boringly, it is about Charles Dickens.

 

[Voley]

I think there is a weight limit of about 15 stone. The ex landlord of my old local was going to do one for charity until he found out he was too heavy.

That'd be me knackered then, too. I was going to do one last year - they didn't say anything about weight but they did want a letter from my doctor because I was over 40.

 

[petee]

It sounds like a fun day out.

firesign theater:
"it's nice out."
"yes i think you should leave it out.'

 

[T & P]

Amusing as it is, I'm going to have to call pixels on this one. Font looks a bit shopped.

 

[Opera Buffa]

Local 'Fake News' Shocker Hits Urban, more like

 

[T & P]

Local 'Fake News' Shocker Hits Urban, more like

Bloody Trump

 

[DaveCinzano]

None more Bath

Waitrose recalls breaded haddock fillets because they contain BATTERED fish

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Lusty burglar breaks into a sex shop, watches porn and steals a life size inflatable love doll

 

[DaveCinzano]

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Lusty burglar breaks into a sex shop, watches porn and steals a life size inflatable love doll

Certainly sounds like the sort of thing he would do

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Certainly sounds like the sort of thing he would do

It is odd to break in through the roof of a shop just to steal that. Presumably he is now a happy burglar.

Wonder if he had time to break into Halfords to stock up on puncture repair kits.

 

[DaveCinzano]

It is odd to break in through the roof of a shop just to steal that.

Well, he is rather an odd man

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Well, he is rather an odd man

It was you, wasn't it!

 

[Siouxsie]

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Lusty burglar breaks into a sex shop, watches porn and steals a life size inflatable love doll

Why is the 'open' blurred out on the sign
And what's wrong with her shoulders, it looks like someone has got to grips with her already

 

[DaveCinzano]

Why is the 'open' blurred out on the sign

I imagine they took the picture from StreetView

 

[Ponyutd]

 

[moose]

 

[farmerbarleymow]

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Shagging in a pizza shop doesn't sound very romantic.

 

[chandlerp]

fingers and toppings

 

[farmerbarleymow]

fingers and toppings

Molten cheese as lube.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Typical whining Islington ponce

 

[Maggot]

Shagging in a pizza shop doesn't sound very romantic.

Gives stuffed crust a new meaning.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Shagging in a pizza shop doesn't sound very romantic.

HOLD THE PEPPERONI

 

[farmerbarleymow]

HOLD THE PEPPERONI

Extra serving of hot sauce.

 

[Ground Elder]

Hmm dough balls

 

[Santino]

Of course, they all have sourdough crusts once I've finished with them.

 

[DaveCinzano]

All that tossing helps strengthen a pizza cook's wrists

 

[Opera Buffa]

'Meat Feast'

 

[hash tag]

This could have read pensioner stops architect from using her back door but

Row erupts over pensioner's plan for barricade around £3.6m home

 

[8den]

Not a local newspaper but the NYT misspelt "Cork" as "Quark" the other day.

There's a joke here about "Schrodinger's Craic" but I can't make it work.

The New York Times issue apology after spelling Cork completely wrong | Her.ie

 

[JimW]