Jamie Oliver is STILL a massive cahnt

[editor]

Come on then, tell me what's wrong with the Welsh Assembly's plan to tackle childhood obesity which features "improvement of food and drink in schools and practical cookery skills".

http://www.assemblywales.org/qg12-0004.pdf

That's the government offering what looks like good advice about the health risks of child obesity and looking at practical ways to combat it.

Multi-millionaire Oliver on the other hand is criticising the lifestyle choices of poor people who very rarely get to choose a lifestyle, and complaining about workers at the bottom of the pile daring to complain when they're being asked to work excessive hours in shit conditions for rubbish pay. And that is what makes him a total cunt.

I hope that makes it clearer for you.

 

[Sweet Meiga]

Very much so. And what the fuck does it have to do with anyone else what someone eats? Or how big their telly is?

And like butchers has already said, this kind of bullshit where some wanker "educates" people as to how they can feed themselves for ten pence a fortnight or whatever, all it's serving to do is normalising the idea that people should have to do that in the first place.

What an odd, insensitive thing to say.

 

[DotCommunist]

not really melga- he's saying nobody has the right to get all up on you about your food, not that sharing interest in somebodies tea is wrong. We have a huge set of threads for the three biggies here, sharing food talk. Nobodies on the high horse in them giving it olliver are they

 

[bamalama]

That's the government offering what looks like good advice about the health risks of child obesity and looking at practical ways to combat it.

Multi-millionaire Oliver on the other hand is criticising the lifestyle choices of poor people who very rarely get to choose a lifestyle, and complaining about workers at the bottom of the pile daring to complain when they're being asked to work excessive hours in shit conditions for rubbish pay. And that is what makes him a total cunt.

I hope that makes it clearer for you.

Aye, in a nutshell...maybe all references to multi millionare jamie oliver should be prefixed with multi millionaire...multi millionaire, multi millionaire jamie oliver,who's a multi millionaire

 

[Frances Lengel]

What an odd, insensitive thing to say.

I don't think I was being insensitive - Far from it in fact. What I was trying to say is that it's out of line for a guy who's never had to do without a thing in his life to criticise the choices of people who's circumstances he knows nothing about - Don't judge til you've walked a mile type thing.

That and also, if I want to have a deep fried lasagne and cheesy chips washed down with a litre of cider for breakfast then I will. And I'll brook no criticism for doing so.

 

[Thora]

I just stopped at a Tesco Express to buy some eggs, fruit and veg and it cost me a tenner! The 6 eggs alone were £2.50.

 

[bi0boy]

The 6 eggs alone were £2.50.

Free range?

 

[Thora]

Yes.

 

[bi0boy]

Yes.

12 for £2.78 in big Tescos.

 

[Thora]

6 for 95p in Aldi

 

[pissflaps]

cheap eggs taste like fish. fuck cheap eggs.

 

[butchersapron]

cheap eggs taste like fish. fuck cheap eggs.

Oh god. Yeah just have more money people.

 

[Thora]

I have never noticed a difference between Aldi eggs and "Happy Egg Co." eggs. In fact I saw a TV programme the other day where they did blind taste testing of organic, corn fed, free range eggs vs. value battery eggs and there was no noticeable difference.

 

[pissflaps]

Oh god. Yeah just have more money people.

don't make your fucking problems mine, dickbag.

 

[butchersapron]

don't make your fucking problems mine, dickbag.

Good god is this my lucky week - teahead, bioboy and you.

 

[pissflaps]

pff, don't flatter yourself - i couldn't give a tinkers cuss about you or any of your half baked, prolier than thou opinions.

>>>

 

[butchersapron]

Two cliches appropriated - well done!

 

[DotCommunist]

free range jus means they get sunlight and half hour in the yard per day. Lets not fool ourselves here, eggs is eggs.

 

[DotCommunist]

Just wish there was an egg that was all yolk and no white. Why hasn't science provided this yet.

 

[barney_pig]

How do the chickens know which box their eggs are going in?

 

[pissflaps]

free range jus

you disgust me.

 

[Thora]

Unless they are fed on peeled grapes and caviar I don't want to have to pay £2.50 for 6 eggs. Though £1.70 for some green beans and £1.50 for two peppers is pretty bad too. £10 and not even a reasonable meal.

 

[DotCommunist]

How do the chickens know which box their eggs are going in?

by crossing the road?

 

[Thora]

Just wish there was an egg that was all yolk and no white. Why hasn't science provided this yet.

You can buy cartons of egg white, surely they develop yolk only eggs?

 

[pissflaps]

there's a bloke that sells eggs and papers down HH market of a sunday - about a £1.60 for a half dozen.

 

[DotCommunist]

You can buy cartons of egg white, surely they develop yolk only eggs?

it would make cooking so much easier. If I do have to be at the wrong end of a society that has industrialized food processing then at least they could do is provide esoteric non-natural foodstuffs. Thats another point- why is bread only in two or three colours? Wheres my vermillion bread? fuck the 21st century, we got conned.

 

[J Ed]

Smear Jamie Oliver with lashing of vintage organic olive oil made from heritage olives from Naples and then set him on fire

 

[Ted Striker]

Smear Jamie Oliver with lashing of vintage organic olive oil made from heritage olives from Naples and then set him on fire

Drizzle.

 

[bi0boy]

it would make cooking so much easier. If I do have to be at the wrong end of a society that has industrialized food processing then at least they could do is provide esoteric non-natural foodstuffs. Thats another point- why is bread only in two or three colours? Wheres my vermillion bread? fuck the 21st century, we got conned.

You should have some egg yolk left over from other things:

http://www.jamieoliver.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=72830
http://www.jamieoliver.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=401809

 

[andysays]

Aye, in a nutshell...maybe all references to multi millionare jamie oliver should be prefixed with multi millionaire...multi millionaire, multi millionaire jamie oliver,who's a multi millionaire

True. And one thing he's not, in any meaningful way, is a chef.

His multi-millionaire status is result of selling himself - his TV shows, his books, his restaurants, his ready-to-eat food range (am I the only one to find it slightly contradictory that someone who bangs on about preparing your own food from the natural raw ingredients also pushes such a thing, BTW?), rather than actually working, as a chef or otherwise, in the way most of us have to.

All of this is driven by an astute marketing campaign, of which this latest example is as much a part as his previous campaigns to improve school dinners or whatever. Their underlying aim is simply to push him, his brand and his market share.

Multi-millionaire cunt Jamie Oliver doesn't care if we think he's a cunt, as long as he keeps raking it in...